HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1997-07-23, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, JULY 23,1997 PAGE 5.
In a heartbeat and
a Sherman tank
Well, it's been a month now. The
uncontrollable tremors in my hands have
vanished. I don't seem to be gibbering
spontaneously or throwing my arms over my
face any more. I haven't had a savage
flashback for three nights in a row.
I think perhaps I'm ready to talk about it.
Driving in Italy, I mean. I spent two weeks
last month in the rolling hills of Truscany,
about an hour's drive from Florence.
Well, about an hour's drive in sleeping,
conventional Canadian terms, I mean. In
terms of Italian driving I was probably about
six and a half minutes from Florence.
Although the trip seemed to take several
lifetimes.
It's difficult to find words to describe
driving in Italy. I'm a bit of a leadfoot myself
and I've seen my share of automotive
Armageddons. I've been sideswiped in
Montreal and rear-ended in Vancouver and
tailgated in New York and I've even braved
the 401 outside Toronto at the start of a
holiday weekend. #
But none of that prepared me for Italy.
First of all, the roads - as in most of
Discovering
the joys of ballet
When I was young I was so taken up with
sports that it was generally assumed that I
would do my school work in my spare time
and, as far as culture was concerned, that was
a lost cause.
I must have had some insight into the
importance of an education for, as far as I
can remember, my homework always got
done and I seldom did poorly in school. As
for the culture, that was something of a late
awakening but it did eventually come to life.
I went off to Paris one time to hear Jean-
Paul Sartre, the French philosopher who was
all the rage among the young set in the post
war period. Unfortunately Jean-Paul was not
feeling well and so cancelled his lectures,
leaving me with little to do.
I saw a billboard advertising the ballet and
since there was a low, low price for students,
I decided to take a chance and see what it
was all about. If I remember correctly, the
ballet was Les Sylphides, a collection of
some rhythmic music by Chopin.
I have to tell you that I was delighted. Not
having to worry about the words, I was able
to sit back and enjoy the music and the
dancing. If ballet was like that, I told myself,
then I had been missing something and I
resolved to go to more of it when the
occasion arose.
Like a lol of our banking practices, the
origin of modern ballet can be found in
medieval Italy. Those readers acquainted
Europe - are much narrower than we
Canucks are used to. And twistier, with lots
of hairpin turns and sudden junctions.
And then there are the Italian drivers.
I can say quite sincerely that every Italian I
met on my holiday was polite, friendly,
helpful, generous, kind and thoughtful.
Until he or she got behind the wheel of a
car.
The act of driving an automobile
transforms the average Italian - signor or
signora - into a ravening marauder. A speed
freak. A power monger.
Jacques Villeneuve with PMS.
The mission of every Italian driver is to
pass your car. Right now. And they will.
They will pass you on turns, in towns, on
hills, in tunnels, on blind curves. Once I was
passed on a two-lane bridge.
By a dump truck.
Italians do not signal when they pass. Nor
have they heard of Elmer The Safety
Elephant or the old one-car-length-for-every-
10-kgp adage. They believe in zero car
lengths between vehicles. At any speed.
As for tailgating - you couldn't call what
Italian drivers do just before they pass you
'tailgaiting'. Italian cars attempt copulation
with your car.
The official speed limit on the Autostrada
- Italy's superhighway system - is 130
with Italian history may recall that there was
a number of city states in the Middle Ages
since Italy as a country did not exist until the
middle of the last century.
In these city states such as Verona, Venice,
Florence, Torin and the like, the local princes
liked to impress their friends with their
culture and accordingly hired dance-masters
to add a cultural veneer to their standing. Il
was not long before news of this new form of
entertainment spread across the Alps into
France where it caught the attention of the
French court.
It was there that the form was really
developed. In a short while it found itself
integrated into the operas being performed
there about the end of the 1600s.
Sometimes the dances were featured
almost as prominently as the singers but it
took Louis XIV to separate the dance from
the opera and introduce a separate
presentation complete with story. By the time
the French Revolution came around, ballet
was firmly established.
When I refer to the great Louis XIV, I do
not suggest that he played a leading role.
Rather it was musicians, etc., whom he hired
or supported that did the lion's share of the
work.
It was shortly after the French Revolution
that the ballet form reached its height with
such works as Adam's Giselle, which I was
fortunate enough to see early in my career
and thus was treated to a real classic.
However, most people today, if they think
of anything in the ballet, would likely call to
mind the Nutcracker Suite by Tschaikovsky
or even his Swan Lake.
kilometres per hour, but if you ever tried to
observe that limit you would die very
quickly. Most vehicles routinely maintain al
least twice that speed. The rest go even
faster.
It's no better off the Autostrada. Oh, the
drivers ratchet it back a bit - just enough so
their cars don't fly right off the road - but
they still hare along at speeds guaranteed to
give a North American driver a heart attack.
The only thing worse than being on an
Italian road in a car is being on an Italian
road without a car. You get the impression
that for most Italian drivers, pedestrians are
simply an exotic form of potential roadkill.
My guide book actually offered this road
crossing advice: "Walk out slowly and
confidently" it says, "glaring at the traffic
and maintaining a determined pace. The
traffic should stop. Or at least swerve."
Yeah, right. And if that works you might
want to try walking on water.
Would I ever go back to Italy? Listen. Italy
is easily one of the most beautiful places I
have ever visited and the people - once you
divest them of car keys - are a total delight.
The food is wonderful, the scenery is
spectacular, the art treasures are priceless and
the wine is just grand.
So would I go back to Italy? In a heartbeat.
And a Sherman tank.
If you would like your kids to see
something that should fascinate diem, go to
Coppelia, by Delibes, the story of a
mechanical doll. For some really good fun,
go to Offenbach's Orpheus in the
Underworld.
This last ballet reminds me of the time I
told one of my classes about the joys of
ballet, only to be greeted with some laughter
on the part of the boys. I considered this as a
challenge and told them that, if any of them
would like to try it, I would buy the tickets
for them and willingly give them their money
back if they didn't like it.
So it was that I went off to the ballet with a
bunch of boys. The program was Les
Sylphides and Orpheus in the Underworld.
After the performance of the latter, they were
enthusiastic exclaiming that they never knew
ballet was like that.
Needless to say, none of them asked for
their money back.
In essence, when I urge people to go to the
theatre, the opera or the ballet, I frequently
get an air of indifference. What you have to
do is pick your spots so that you start out
with something that is likely to be appealing
to you. There are ballets and operas that I
really do not care for and am not about to
find out if my taste has changed.
You will probably discover what I did; that
my likings are much greater than I thought.
A Final Thought
Success is getting what you want.
Happiness is wanting what you gel.
The
Short
of it
By Bonnie Gropp
Say thanks
These things don't just happen.
It's been 125 years in the making, but
Brussels Homecoming 1997 is quickly
approaching. For well over a year,
organizers have been busy planning,
preparing and now with the event drawing
ever closer, quite frankly, working their
butts off.
It takes a lot of time and volunteer effort
to make such festivities a success.
Unfortunately, those who reap the benefits
usually spend a good part of the mobilization
time on the sidelines.
I can say that, because I have been known
to be guilty of it. I would not describe
myself as a participator, neither in a
voluntary nor in a social capacity. Yet I
wouldn't go so far as to call myself
reclusive, though I am more likely to be
found close to home than out and about.
And, I don't go looking for trouble so unless
approached will generally not volunteer my
services. In my defense, however, I
appreciate the hard work it lakes and the
need for dedicated labour, so when asked I
usually see the job is filled — by
volunteering my husband.
Anyone who pays attention realizes that
the success, or for that matter, the reality of
many activities in our community would not
happen were it not for the tireless energies of
a group of people. Look around over the
course of the next few weeks, and you will
find individuals, no different than most of
us, with full-time jobs and family
responsiblities, who used to have lives of
their own.
Through my job with this newspaper I
have been in contact with many of these
people from time to time. They are
answering phones, making calls, running
hither and yon. And the work won't slop
when the weekend arrives. When
Homecoming's here, it will be for the
majority of attendees, a lime of fun. They
will be enjoying the delicious dinners,
watching ballgames, dancing, reminiscing
and socializing. Yet others, the ones who
plotted and planned this celebration's
activities, will be working. And with many
of these doers involved in several
organziations they will be helping not just al
one event, but many. For these folks, this
isn't going to be a party.
The thing about volunteering, as anyone
who has had any experience with it will
attest, is that it can be thankless job. From
the coach who suffers abuse from parents, to
the individuals, whose continued
volunteerism has cynics referring to them as
glory-seekers, there is not enough credit
given. I have often wondered where the
incentive is to give of your time. Do the job
well, and while others may be appreciative,
praise is seldom forthcoming; do it wrong,
or simply not the way others might, and
someone is sure to let you know.
Our volunteers in all our communities are
getting tired. Life has become way too
complicated and while the concept of
voluntarism shouldn't be based on pals on
the back, neither should it be taken for
granted.
So if you're at Homecoming and you're
having a good time, may I suggest you just
lake a minute to let one of these hard
workers know. Say thanks.