The Citizen, 1997-07-09, Page 5Arthur Black
Casey and Charlie
are girls — and more
Chances are if you ran into Phil and
Roberta at a cocktail party or a barbecue, you
wouldn't be particularly impressed. You'd
think they were pretty average people and
you'd be mostly right. They’re in their 40s;
they run a graphic arts business from their
comfortable two-storey house in upstate New
York; they have a couple of youngsters,
name of Casey and Charlie.
Middle-class, middle-aged and middle of
the road.
Except for one thing - those two
youngsters? Casey and Charlie? They’re
girls.
And that’s not all. They are also
chimpanzees.
The older chimp, Charlie, came into
Roberta’s life three years ago when she heard
Charlie's owner was going to sell her to a
medical lab. Roberta gave her hubby Phil a
nice candlelight and wine dinner that night.
Over coffee she asked him how he’d feel
about 'adoption'.
Phil must have had a fair bit of wine. He
said 'Why not?*
Two years later they realized that Charlie
was suffering from loneliness. They tracked
down Charlie’s younger half-sister, Casey, at
a private zoo in Missouri. Adopted her too.
How big a commitment is it, playing mom
and dad to a pair of chimps? Very big. Most
International Scene
Some facts about
land trusts
I’m sure that we have all read at some time
about farm land that has been taken out of
production to provide use for a sub-division,
a shopping mall or some other form of urban
sprawl. Many people have complained about
this loss but it appears that America, which is
many times the most pragmatic of nations,
has decided to do something about it all.
This effort has come in the form of land
trusts, an expression that I had never heard
before until I came upon a discussion of how
to save farm land from falling victim to the
developers' axe.
Land trusts started in Vermont about 20
years ago and are financed partly by the state
and partly by revenue from state charities.
The trust will use the money to buy up some
specific piece of land at less than the market
value but will permit the fanner from which
the land was bought to continue fanning the
land and pass it on to his children. The rules
are quite firm about what can be done and
what can not be done to the land after the
purchase is made. But, according to the
farmers who have agreed to sell their land,
this is not onerous enough to persuade them
not to sell.
While the trusts started in Vermont and
New England still has the largest number, the
concept has spread to all 50 states and
comprises over 4 million acres. According to
the Land Trust Alliance, the umbrella
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people don’t know it, but cute and cuddly
baby chimps grow up to be willful and pretty
much unpredictable adults.
And very, very strong. At the age of only
five, a chimpanzee can weigh more than 200
pounds. They have razor-sharp teeth and a
vice-grip bite that can chomp right through a
human arm. A single adult chimp has the
body strength of five or six full-grown men.
And when they hit adulthood, chimps don't
move out and find an apartment of their own.
Your average chimpanzee will live for 50
years.
Even as infants, chimps are more than a
handful. They need nearly constant exercise
and full-time attention too. Phil and Roberta's
house looks more like a jungle gym than
something out of Canadian House and
Garden. The living room is festooned with
ropes and swings. The furniture is all
industrial-strength and indestructible.
And the humans haven't had a night off
since they took in Charlie and Casey.
"You can't just hire a babysitter and expect
them to be able to cope," says Roberta.
"Chimps are very demanding - and they
don't take to strangers."
Ironically, Phil and Roberta have been
taking heat from animal rights groups, which
give them a hard time for taking the animals
out of their 'natural' surroundings.
The animal fighters don't appreciate that
Charlie and Casey have never lived in the
wild and that without Phil and Roberta, both
chimps would probably be languishing in
By Raymond Canon
organization for these groups, new trusts are
being created throughout the country at the
rate of one a week. There are presently more
than 1,000 of them.
To cite one example, a farmer in Vermont
decided to sell his 350-acre spread to one of
the state’s land trusts. He has four children
who are the seventh generation to live on the
dairy farm which is something of an
endangered species in that part of Vermont.
He operates one of the highest yielding milk
operations in the state but, in spite of his
success to date, he is worried about the
volatility of milk prices. What was jam for
him today might not be for the one of his
children slated to take over the farm some
day.
It took him a number of years, however, to
come to the decision to do business with the
trusts, but it was an ideal farm for their
purposes. The trust managers were also
pleased that the farmer allowed access to
hunters, fishermen and snowmobilers. This
permission will continue under the trust.
The Vermont trusts have no problem in
finding farms. There are more than 100 that
apply each year but, because of strict
conditions and lack of money, the trust does
not have the wherewithal to buy all the farms
it would like. In Vermont this year, of the
100 farms that applied for consideration,
only 37 reached the final cutoff and, of those,
there was money for just 11.
It should come as no surprise that there are
some people who question the whole concept
of the trusts. One of the criticisms is that the
regulation that controls what can and cannot
some stainless steel medical lab providing
statistical fodder for scientific experiments.
What's even more ironic is that Phil and
Roberta agree, in a way. "These creatures are
really out of time and place," says Roberta.
“(Their ancestors) should really have been
left in the jungle. I feel bad that they don't
have a real home."
Well, Casey and Charlie aren't faring
badly, under the circumstances. Roberta and
Phil give them more love and attention that
most human youngsters get.
And for what? Well now, that's where it
gets interesting. Because Casey and Charlie
clearly give back something very real in the
relationship they have with their two
humans. You watch the four of them together
and you become aware of a sense of wonder
passing back and forth between the two
species. The chimps are fascinated by the
humans, and vice versa. There is a tangible
bond of love shimmering in those great,
moist chimpanzee eyes.
And to watch the chimps hug and kiss
(and, well, check their parents for fleas) is to
see true familial affection in action.
And sometimes when you see Charlie
pluck a ringing telephone off the wall and
hold it to her ear, or pour a cup of tea as
neatly as your Aunt Winnie, or see Casey
yawn and smack her lips and pull the covers
over her shoulders as she drifts off to sleep
just like any pre-school child...
Sometimes you lose track of just who is a
chimp and who is homo sapiens.
be done to the farm is too severe.
For example, in the farm that I described
above, when the children take over, any
development plans do not even include a
septic tank. This reduces the property value
but, given that the trust only wants to keep
the land in agricultural pursuits, this may not
be so bad.
Another criticism is Jhat the whole trust
movement is elitist. It benefits the upper and
middle class by the very strict standards
which it imposes. Trust farms in any
neighbourhood may well drive up the price
of land and houses, which would take them
out of the market for all but the most affluent
of would-be buyers.
In some cases, the family may not be able
to live up to the conditions of the sale. In
such cases, this would mean that the land
would be little more than scenic open space.
So far this has not proven to be the case and,
in the situation studied to date, the farmer
making a deal with the trust has every
intention of staying on the land until it can be
passed on to his children. In the meantime,
they have some money in the bank, even if it
is not as much as they would have realized if
they had sold the farm on the open market.
A Final Thought
If a free society cannot help the many
who are poor, it cannot save the few who
are rich — John Fitzgerald Kennedy
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, JULY 9,1997 PAGE 5.
The
Short
of it
How’s summer going?
How's your summer going?
Mine's moving along, not exactly
swimmingly, but more like a 100-metre
dash. One, unfortunately, that never seems
to end.
For a rather obsessive person, which I
will grudgingly admit I am, it has become an
exercise in frustration. In a world not meant
for predictablity, planning and preparation
just never seem to work. I'm on a treadmill
at top speed and no matter what buttons I
push, I can't seem to slow it for any notable
length of time. With weddings and showers,
people moving in, people moving out,
soccer, baseball and work, work, work, my
days, evenings and weekends are full.
And if a quiet evening at home falls into
my lap, you can bet something will happen
to stir up excitement. For example, when a
stormy evening results in the cancellation of
the sporting events I was going to
photograph, giving me the brief impression
that I can curl up with a book, a tree falls on
one of our cars.
Obviously, I, and a good many others
whom I know arc in the same spot, was
grateful for a day off this past week. I
travelled up to cottage country to discover
sanctuary on the beach, where, of course, it
rained for the first time in days. We spent
the evening chasing a bat around the living
room and the next morning setting pails
around the place because of a leaking roof.
However, the aesthetic perfection of my
surroundings managed to help me gain some
perspective once again. During a sunny
break, my brother-in-law and I found
ourselves sitting quietly on the deck. For a
prolonged interval there was no
conversation; the two of us just watched the
soothing calm of the lake, the swooping
gulls and the gentle progress of a sailboat. It
was a long sigh, a relaxing breath in the
middle of my race through summer.
After a time, I remarked at how easy it
was to stare for hours at what is essentially
nothing happening. The lakescape, he
replied, was his giant television set.
Il dawned on me that there are a few
things like that in this life, that beckon you
to stop and stare, that mesmirize because of
simplicity or majesty. How many times have
I found respite in watching a child sleep? It
is a picture of perfection, a study of all that's
right with the world. It can capture and hold
my attention, freeing me, for awhile, at least,
from any troubling thoughts.
How many times has my weary mind been
given rest by the colours in a fire? Their
hypnotic, mystical dance is as soothing as a
lullaby. It draws you as a powerful work of
art can do.
An aquarium of fish, a tranquil scene of
another species going on with the business
of living, can provide a soothing interlude in
a hectic day.
So life was never meant to be exactly as
we plan. So sometimes it's out of our
control. Thankfully, though, there are so
many gifts given us during our stay here,
that we are invited often to pause and refresh
our senses on them.
And I think I’m going to spend the rest of
this summer, albeit from my perspective on
the treadmill, seeking out as many of them
as I can.