HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1997-04-02, Page 5Arthur Black
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 2,1997 PAGE 5.
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There’s a word
for Doug Young...
amateur
Our Defence Minister, Doug Young, is
developing quite a reputation for running his
mouth. Young dismissed Quebec separatists
as a 'bunch of snot noses'. He sneered at a
Progressive Conservative opponent as 'a
faded pansy'.
Then Doug Young really got nasty.
Deborah Grey, a Reform MP from Alberta,
was flailing away at the Liberals in what
passes for debate on Parliament Hill. She
called the Liberals 'porkers'. The defence
minister cast an appraising eye over the
amply-proportioned Ms Young and intoned
that she was "more than a slab of bacon" her
self.
There is a word for politicians like Doug
Young.
The word is 'amateur'.
There was a time when giants walked the
earth. Giants with names like Churchill,
Kennedy and Diefenbaker.
In a debate, any one of those gentlemen
would have inhaled Doug Young like a
cocktail canapd.
We don't see great political invective
much anymore and it's a shame. It allows
lightweights like Doug Young to strut and
International Scene
By Raymond Canon
All for one
— maybe
There is a fascinating drama unfolding
over western Europe, one that has not yet
gained too much space in the North
American media, but which may well turn
into one of the most dramatic stories to
come out of Europe since the decline and
fall of the Soviet Union.
To set the stage for the story, let's assume
that the members of the North American
Free Trade Agreement decided to take a
monumental step along the path of
economic liberalization. This step would
end in the establishment of one currency for
all the three countries, Canada, United
States and Mexico. Not only that, but the
central banks of the three countries would
De abolished and a new one set up in one of
the three countries, most likely the United
States.
If you think there would be opposition in
all three countries to such a dramatic move,
you would be right since anything that the
Harris government is currently doing to
change the direction of our provincial
government would be minor compared to
the impact of currency reform.
We move now to Western Europe where
the member nations of the European
Economic Community have already decided
to change all their currencies into a single
one, to be called the Euro. Gone would be
the French franc, the English pound and,
above all, the German mark, the latter of
which has been the strongest currency on
preen on centre stage.
He wouldn't have lasted 10 seconds with
the guy who called King Henry VIII ..a
pig, an ass, a dunghill, the spawn of an
adder, a basilisk, a lying buffoon, a mad
fool with a frothy mouth...a lubberly ass...a
frantic madman..."
Now who said that - Rush Limbaugh?
Don Cherry? Nope. It was Martin Luther -
nearly 500 years ago.
American public figures have a gift for
denunciation too. Check what a 19th century
U.S. Congressman by the name of John
Randolph had to say about a fellow
politician:
"He was a man of splendid abilities, but
utterly corrupt. Like rotten mackerel by
moonlight, he both shines and stinks."
And then there's the British. I have a
theory as to why the Brits are so relatively
civilized in public. Aside from aberrations
like the Soccer Lotus, the British tend to be
well-behaved and non-demonstrative in
social situations. I think that's because
they're so busy disemboweling each other
with words.
The Brits are masters of verbal violence.
Listen to Benjamin Disraeli describing Sir
Robert Peel:
"The Right Honourable Gentleman's smile
is like the silver fittings on a coffin."
On Lord John Russell:
"If a traveler were informed that such a
man was the Leader of the House of
Commons, he might begin to comprehend
the continent for many years, with the
exception, perhaps, of the Swiss franc. Since
Switzerland is not a member of the EEC, at
least not yet, that country's franc is not
among those disappearing.
To the British, giving up the pound is
almost like changing the Union Jack. The
Germans are just as emotionally attached to
the mark since that currency is, thanks
partly to the independent actions of the
German central bank, the Bundesbank, a
bright light of stability when most other
European currencies are fluctuating all over
the place. Small wonder what ordinary
Germans are overwhelmingly against the
Euro.
I found that out when I did a little poll of
my own when I was last in Germany. The
language of some of the people I talked to
was all but unprintable.
Where the real problem begins is the fact
that the creation of the Euro is being pushed
by the French and the German governments.
Getting ready for such a move has included
economic measures that have not gone over
well with the voters, especially in France
which is in worse shape economically than
Germany, which itself has over four million
people on the unemployment rolls.
Can you imagine what might take place if
opposition to the Euro hardens just about the
time that Germany and France push to have
it introduced? Or, what is even worse, what
happens if Germany and France find
themselves in less than full agreement on
how it should be implemented?
There are signs that this might be taking
place already. It has been generally
how the Egyptians worshipped an insect."
On an Irish agitator:
"A systematic liar and a beggarly cheat; a
swindler and a poltroon.. .He has committed
every crime that does not require courage."
On the difference between a misfortune
and a calamity:
"If Mister Gladstone fell into the Thames,
that would be a misfortune. If anyone pulled
him out, that would be a calamity."
Then of course there was Winston
Churchill. God help the wretch who felt the
lash of his tongue. Such as Clement Atlee -
"a modest man, with much to be modest
about."
Stafford Cripps - "There but for the grace
of God, goes God."
Neville Chamberlain - "In the depths of
that dusty soul there is nothing but abject
surrender."
Canada's own John Diefenbaker got off
more than a couple of haymakers in his
time. It was Dief who described the Liberals
as "the flying saucers of politics. No one can
make head nor tail of them and they are
never seen in the same place twice."
He's also the one who described the then -
premier of Quebec, the somewhat self-
important Jean Lesage, as "the only person I
know who can strut sitting down."
Diefs gone now...more's the pity.
I'd love to hear what he'd have to say
about Parizeau and Bouchard .
established that the new central bank for the
Euro would be located in Frankfurt,
Germany, the city which is currently the
country's financial centre. There is now the
whisper from Paris that, in return for the
French agreeing to have the bank in
Germany, the presidency of the bank,
(equivalent to our governor of the bank)
would be given to a Frenchman, although
the current betting is that a Dutchman, Wim
Duisenberg, will be given the job.
If there is an agreement, nobody has heard
about it, at least publicly. Furthermore, the
French want to have more political control
over the new bank than the Germans do.
This is counter to the Germans' position, and
the Canadians’ as well, where it is generally
considered that, the more independent the
central bank is, the better it can do its job.
Unless these two matters can be resolved,
you can look for a battle royal to take place
as all the other members weigh in with their
opinions while the British sit on the
sidelines and say a British equivalent of "I
told you so."
Fortunately for the Canadians, not even a
hint of a single currency has been heard in
discussions held by the members of the
North American Free Trade Agreement.
There won't be either, given the potential
clash brewing in Europe.
A Final Thought
The human brain is like a freight car —
guaranteed to have a certain capacity, but
often running empty.
Short
of it
Experience not
the problem
The 'doing' of resumes is filling my off-
time these days. As the days move toward
the end of another school term, there are
people in my family looking for a new —
or an— employment opportunity.
As the brightening days of spring cheer
the winter spirit, many students begin a full-
time job of finding full-time work. With
years of education and training behind
them, they tread warily into a future they
should have hit in bold stride.
Studies offer dismal hope. The
unemployment rate for people 25 and under
sits at a discouraging 20 per cent, according
to some recent statistics. But while I have
come to expect such disheartening news for
our well-educated youth, I was a little
surprised at the reason given for the slump
— lack of experience.
The cycle of needing a job to get the
experience to qualify you for a job, has
been a problem for as long as I can recall.
One of the first career doors slammed in my
face, just a few decades ago, was because I
had no hands-on, in the field training.
But, I can't believe that's the case today.
My resumd upon graduation was a one-page
exposd which listed my education and some
part-time work as a teenager. Conversely,
my son's and daughter's are three pages in
length. They are highlighted by not just
work experience, but by volunteer hours.
The resumes of the other young people
that have passed through my hands are
similar. Today's 20-somethings are too well
educated to be unaware of the challenges
facing them. With too many people in the
work force and too few jobs to offer them,
they know they can't enjoy the luxury that
others have had in the past, that of waiting
for the work to come to them. No matter
how fast they are out of the starting gate
with their university or college degree in
hand, it is not necessarily the first to cross
the finish line who wins. The race today is
about commitment, hard work and
continually striving for better.
The majority, as I said, know that and
their resumes prove it. They donate
countless hours to jobs for which others are
receiving pay. They take courses to keep
one step ahead in the race. And, if they are
fortunate enough to find some, take on
•often menial work to help pay back their
student loans.
It has been an exhausting race to maturity
for an often over-indulged generation, but
some are proving their mettle. In my
opinion they are the most qualified career
novices society has ever produced.
Be that as it may, the realities are still
unemployment for many. This spring the
challenge facing them is not the work, but if
they will.
Yet, spring is also a time of optimism and
hope. I cannot, on a glorious, sunny day,
believe that the future holds no promise for
all this potential. I do believe that things
will change. I do believe that each year, the
aging population will mean more career
openings for young, enthusiastic graduates.
And I do believe that when they finally
win the race, today's Gen-Xers will have
the experience to meet the challenges.