HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1997-01-22, Page 5Arthur Black
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 22,1997 PAGE 5.
Paranoia — the 90’s
growth industry
Just because you're paranoid doesn't
mean that they're not out to get you
Anon
There are more of them than us
Herb Caen
Ah, sweet paranoia. I’m sure it has to be
the major growth industry of the 90s.
There was a time when being paranoid was
a commitable offense. Nowadays, it qualifies
as a lifestyle. Consider: one in eight
Americans think that the entire NASA space
program is a hoax. That all those moon walks
and Mars probes and space shuttles were
performed by actors on a movie set
somewhere in rural Arizona.
A significant number of Americans believe
that the bodies of space aliens are being kept
on ice at a secret U.S. Air Force base in
Nevada. That JFK was murdered by
assassins hired by his own vice-president.
That Elvis is alive, eating burgers and
working the gas pumps at a service station in
Wyoming.
Poor, gullible Americans. Just a while ago
we were treated to the spectacle of Pierre
Salinger, once press secretary to the
president, railing on about how he had proof
that TWA Flight 800 was shot down by a
U.S. missile.
International Scene
By Raymond Canon
Those nasty deficits
You have heard a great deal about deficit
financing and I know that you are dying to
find out the truth about them. Are they as bad
as they are made out to be, or are they just
another economic statistic that must be
digested and which are no worse or no better
than any of the other things that government
has to deal with?
This question is all the more pertinent in
Canada since not only have we resorted to
deficits, as an addict does to dope, but, since
we have such a small population, we have
been unable, for years, to finance our
shortfalls by borrowing on the domestic
markets. We have had to go, hat in hand, to
foreign lenders and persuade them that
lending to Canadians was preferable to all
the other places they might choose to lend
their money.
Where did it all start? Well, the idea came
in the 1930s from the leachings of the great
English economist John Maynard Keynes,
who was trying to find ways of getting us out
of the great depression that plagued the
whole western world with the exception of
Nazi Germany who was getting ready for
war. What Keynes suggested, in a nutshell,
was that governments should borrow and
spend during the trough of the business cycle
and pay it back during the next peak stage.
The first part of this formula proved to be
politically more acceptable than the second
He didn't and it wasn't.
But that won't quench the flames of
galloping American paranoia. The Internet is
currently awash with every kind of
conspiracy theory you can imagine - and a
couple of dozen you couldn't. Want to hear
how the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco,
and Firearms blew up their own building in
Oklahoma City? How the Freemasons intend
to overthrow the U.S. Government? How
Hillary Clinton is actually the Antichrist in
drag?
It's all on the Internet. In tiresome,
irrational detail.
Ah, those dopey, gormless Americans.
Why couldn't they take a lesson from their
more mature, rational neighbours to the
north?
To wit: us. Canadians. We Canucks would
never fall for that loopy, half-baked, paranoid
conspiracy stuff. We’re far too sensible. 'Way
too wise to the ways of the world. And why
wouldn't we be? I mean we Canucks live in a
land where:
Our official government opposition is a
party whose mandate is the destruction of
Canada.
Our 'National' Hockey League is composed
of 26 teams. Six of which are Canadian.
Our Canadian Football League is
populated almost exclusively by American
players.
Our government fisheries experts have
managed to completely destroy the East
Coast cod stocks and all but obliterate the
West Coast salmon fishery.
part; governments accepted it with alacrity.
The second part was more or less forgotten.
It is to the credit of Canadian governments
that they managed to resist the temptation for
the most part until the 1970s. The culprit
who started it all off was none other than
Pierre Elliot Trudeau.
I have never credited Mr. Trudeau with too
much economic wisdom, but I won’t get into
that at this point. Suffice it to say that the
road to economic hell like any other variety
of that oft quoted location, is paved with
good intentions which are seldom carried
out.
It goes without saying that our debt kept
gelling bigger and bigger which meant that
we had to earmark an ever larger percentage
of our tax revenues to just pay the interest,
never mind paying off any of the principal.
Let’s take a look at what happens when
you have to resort to foreign lenders to
finance part of your debt as we did in the
1980s. The interest on that borrowing goes
out of the country and is lost almost totally to
Canadians since there is no law that says the
foreigners have to spend this interest in
Canada. I think that, if Canadian taxpayers
knew precisely where their money was going
as far as the interest on the national debt was
concerned, they would be more anxious to
gel rid of the debt.
Let’s assume that we manage to balance
our budget. This does not mean for one
minute that we stop paying money to foreign
lenders. You have to keep in mind that the
$600 billion that we have borrowed already
is still there and interest has to be paid on it.
Not that our glorious leaders confine their
depredations to fish. Those same two-faced
politicians, marching lock-step with our
business leaders, have, over the past several
years, embarked on a frenzy of coast-to-coast
downsizing and social program slashing.
They clearly believe that the best way to
make Canada healthy is to pul as many
people out of work just as quickly as
possible.
Not including themselves bien sur. This
cunning economic strategy from a party of
'Liberals' who got themselves elected on a
promise of "jobs, jobs, jobs".
We Canadians are blessed to live in a land
in which the last two physical structures that
serve to hold our country together, to ensure
that Prince Edward Islanders have something
in common with North West Territorians - to
make Canadians somehow different and
distinct from Nebraskans or New
Hamshireites - I'm talking about the railways
and the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation
- are being systematically dismantled and
gutted by politicians who were elected
specifically to keep us together.
It is our dubious fate to inhabit a country in
which the Royal Canadian Mounted Police -
the very symbol and essence of what Canada
stands for at home and abroad - has been, for
the purposes of "advertising and marketing"
turned over to . ..
The Walt Disney Corporation of Florida.
Now c’mon ... What are you - nuts?
What do Canadians have to be paranoid
about?
As in the above example, a lot of that interest
continues to flow out of the country and is
lost to us. Thus the financial millstone is still
around our neck, and will be, far into the
future.
The debt has been run up mainly to finance
our social welfare programs. Yet, even if we
keep it in the domestic economy, the effects
are injurious. The debt that has been financed
in Canada is mainly in the hands of more
affluent Canadians, not to mention
corporations.
This results, in effect, in a flow of money
out of the pockets of lower income people
who pay taxes into the hands of the more
prosperous sectors. That should be enough to
make any taxpayer mad and demand that
governments stop living on borrowed money.
However, many of the very people who are
hurt most by the large interest payments are
frequently the ones who want to continue
getting the same social welfare payments
they have in the past. You can’t have it both
ways.
In the meantime there are a lol of foreign
lenders who think Canada is a safe place in
which to invest their money and who will
continue lending it to us as long as we go on
living on borrowed money. Fortunately we
have learned to say no to a certain extent but
we need to continue grasping the nettle.
Nobody ever said it would be easy. «
A Final Thought
People who expect the worst usually find it.
Thanks to those who do
The talk right now, in every coffee shop,
on ever comer, at every gathering, is bound
to at least touch on the provincial
government's big announcements last week
regarding education restructuring, social
services and property tax reform. It would
therefore seem logical for me to use this
space to share my thoughts on the subject.
However, such topics thwart me in my
efforts to be tolerant, so I choose instead to
focus my attentions on another group, one
which like this government is also known for
blowing smoke.
Today (Wednesday, Jan. 22) is "Weedless
Wednesday". Sponsored by the Huron
County Smoke-free Coalition it is offering,
with the assistance of local restaurateurs, a
welcome change for non-smokers. For one
day, numerous eating spots in the county
will be asking their nicotine addicted patrons
to butt out.
To those who do, thank you.
Let me say first that I do have some
sympathies for smokers. For several years of
my life I inhaled up to two packs a day. I
started at the age of 12 essentially due to
peer pressure and a naive belief that I could
stop any time. When being 'cool' didn't
matter to me anymore, I was surprised to
discover that 'lighting up' did.
Knowing the ill effects on my health and
my family's, and unable to find a good
reason for smoking other than the
pyschological, I decided it was time to quit.
And this is why my sympathies falter.
After three attempts to stop, I did. I am no
longer polluting my lungs, not to mention
those of the innocent near me. Therefore,
when I cannot avoid second-hand smoke I
must admit I become a little defensive.
Recently one of my children came home
after lunching with friends. Now every ex
smoker will agree that the smell is
something you really notice after you quit,
and quite simply, my kid reeked. Even after
shampooing, we could still smell the stale
odour.
I questioned her on why she didn't ask her
friends to not smoke through the meal. Her
response was she didn't feel it was
something she could do, that it infringed on
their rights. What about her rights, I asked. I
told her most smokers are courteous; they
appreciate that their habit is not appreciated
by everyone. Besides is it really too much to
ask to refrain for one hour? Even in my
tobacco heydays I could hold out that long.
Certainly, it is an issue of rights. Each
individual should be allowed to do what they
want within the law. However, while the
smoker al dinner, at a dance or in a bar, can
take it outside for a few minutes, the choice
of the non-smoker is to go home.
Studies have proven that second hand
smoke is more than a nuisance; it is harmful
to everyone exposed to it. The children of
smoking parents are more likely to develop
ear infections, asthma, bronchitis and
pneumonia. And as someone who quit a
two-pack a day habit, not easily, I re-iterate,
it's irritating to be forced to inhale someone
else's.
I note once again, that most smokers are
considerate. But for those who opt to blow
smoke today may this decision make you as
popular as most of our politicians.