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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1996-09-25, Page 5International Scene
By Raymond Canon
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 1996 PAGE 5.
From academia
to dust rags
Housework can't kill you,
but why take a chance?
Phyllis Diller
When Sears comes out with a riding vacuum
cleaner — then clean the house!
Roseanne Barr
Ah, housework — the bane of everyone's
life. Endless hours of dreary drudgery,
picking up socks and dusting furniture.
Mopping floors and cleaning sinks and
toilets. Housework is boring, repetitive,
unchallenging, mind-numbing ...
Or maybe not.
Take the case of Louise Rafkin. Louise is
a bespectacled, studious looking middle-
aged woman who lives and works near Cape
Cod, Massachusetts. When she speaks she
does so with a cultured, dignified air. She
chats easily about French post-modernist
authors and up-and-coming Afro-American
writers. If you met her on the street you
might guess that she was a professor of
something or other — and you wouldn't be far
wrong.
Just a little out of date.
Louise Rat-kin used to be an academic. She
Garlic and more
Earlier this year I wrote about the foreign
origins of garlic, its use in cooking and
especially medical applications which it had.
I thought that would be the end of it all but
a short while after the article appeared, I got
a call from an organization in Toronto which
was involved in research on garlic's
medicinal uses. After checking to make sufe
that I was the one who had actually written
the article, they informed me that garlic had
considerably more uses than those I
mentioned. While the expression "miracle
drug" did not enter the conversation, it was
evident from the enthusiasm shown by the
caller that we had just scratched the surface.
My article had been obtained through a
clipping service. I didn't know that they paid
attention to weekly newspapers, but
obviously they do since the woman who
called said she had already received copies
from several newspapers. At any rate she
was pleased that somebody would take the
trouble to write about garlic.
Actually there seems to have been quite a
bit written about it in the last few months.
Perhaps it is just a popular subject.
However, rather than go into further
details on garlic, I thought it might be
appropriate at this time to take a look at
some other plants of foreign origin that have
contributed to our medicinal cabinet. I am
going to try to bring you a few that are
certainly not as well known as garlic; in fact,
you may read about them here for the first
has an MA in comparative literature. She
was a lecturer at the University of Auckland
in New Zealand and a full professor at
UCLA. Louise Rafkin was a gifted thinker
with a rosy future in the Groves of Academe.
Her mother was extremely proud of her.
There was just one tiny problem: Louise
hated it. She spent all day discussing literary
aesthetics with other academics and
students, then went home to spend the
evening marking papers. "I really don't think
I was a very good teacher" she says, "so I
stopped."
But her bills didn't. And neither did the
mortgage on her house.
So Louise Rafkin, academic, became
Louise Rafkin, charwoman. Chucked the
robes and the treatises and the scholarly
afternoon teas for buckets, mops, brooms
and vacuum cleaners.
Her colleagues — not to mention her
mother — were appalled. But Louise Rafkin
loved her new life. And she was very, very
good at it. "I am thorough and fast and I
enjoy leaving a clean house behind. I keep
my own house pretty darned neat."
She liked the money too. Because she is
efficient, she makes up to $45 U.S. an hour.
"As much as a good mechanic or a bad
therapist" she says. And she's picky about
the people she accepts as clients. "No
families with kids or dogs, outdoor cats only.
Absolutely no litter boxes."
Louise also loves the "espionage" element
time.
Let's open by taking a look at Kava,
(sometimes called Kava Kava) which is a
tall, leafy shrub found all over the South
Pacific. No less a person than the explorer
James Cook described it as an "intoxicating
pepper". A non-alcoholic drink made from
the plant has also been described as having
"a kick of a shot of whiskey with a
Novocaine chase to boot."
That should make you sit up and take
notice.
Actually Kava Kava is known as a
sedative which relaxes you, but still leaves
your mind alert enough to carry out your
normal functions. It apparently leaves no
hangover as does alcohol, nor does it impair
your mental judgment. One commercial pilot
told of using it when flying the long
stretches of the Pacific Ocean because it
calmed his nerves without numbing his
mind, in short, tranquility with mental
clarity.
Another plant with similar properties, and
probably much better known than Kava
Kava, is Valerian. This is originally from
Europe, but is routinely available both there
and in North America. One of its noticeable
properties is its smell; it will never be sold as
a perfume.
So much for the relaxing medications.
Let's go to Africa where the Hottentot tribe
in the southern part of the continent have
been using the buchu leaf for a wide variety
of ailments for over a thousand years. It
seemed to work better if taken with vinegar
or alcohol, but I would imagine that this
characteristic needs a bit more research
before Labatts or Seagrams get around to
of cleaning other people's houses. She gets
to peek into strangers' lives and learns a
surprising amount about them. "I know who
is having sex with whom. (Condoms in the
bathroom, stray hairs on the pillow). I know
who is not having sex (separate rooms,
separate beds). I find bottles 'hidden' behind
the washer . . I find wastebaskets littered
with crumpled lottery tickets."
Is she a good house cleaner? After six
years on the job, Louise Rafkin thinks so. "I
deliver a clean house, at a fair price, and
always show up when I say I will. I don't
steal, and unless I am mad for some
justifiable reason, I won't hide things so my
clients can't find them."
Then of course, there's the book. Old
habits die hard — even academic ones.
Louise is about to publish a book tentatively
entitled Dust to Dust: A Cleaning Odyssey.
It could become a best-seller. Who
knows? We can all relate to housecleaning,
and Louise Rafkin has found a way to make
the dreary fascinating.
I'll guarantee you one thing: If the book
does take off and Louise becomes a
celebrity; if she makes appearances on
Letterman and gets invited on international
book tours — even if she sells the movie
rights and becomes fabulously rich on
royalties, there's one thing I'm absolutely
certain of.
She won't be hiring anybody to clean her
house.
claiming their products to be the ideal
mixture for this century-old remedy.
It is good for cleaning up infections in
both men and women, especially older ones.
The latter seemed to respond especially
quickly to the leaf and they discovered an
added benefit; it is good for what ails you
when you have a kidney stone.
Perhaps the best indication that these
medicines are effective is that the
pharmaceutical companies have been quietly
carrying out investigations of their own,
attempting to persuade the local medicine
men to part with their formulae. The
Hottentots do not have any patent laws but
some of the more observant of the tribes
have come to the conclusion that there
should be some protection; big international
companies could conceivably gain
considerable benefits from knowing the
secrets at an extremely low cost. It will be
interesting to see what happens next in this
matter.
I have just scratched the surface in the
matter of natural remedies, for am sure that
readers will have lists of their own. Soon
after I came to Canada, I was amazed to find
that pine pitch, put on a piece of paper and
slapped on every cut and scratch quickly
took the soreness out.
While many remedies have found their
way to Canada from the other continent, I
am certain that there are others, like pine
pitch, which have had their genesis here.
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The
Short
of it
By Bonnie Gropp
Their turn's here
They've always been a target for abuse.
They stand out as symbols of the
establishment, discipline and respect. They
are often isolated, solitary figures which in
the dead of night become victims to those
who would like to send a message about
what they represent.
Vandalism at our schools is not something
new. For decades, for the young people, who
traditionally commit these crimes, they have
been easels for destructive expression. Angst
is acted out aggressively on the walls and
windows of these domiciles of knowledge.
Rebellion has always appreciated a forum
and as Satanic messages on a church or the
tearing up of textbooks will prove, it impacts
a greater audience when that forum
represents something that is a societal good.
The issue of angry or frustrated young
people is, contrary to what the volatile 90s
may have us thinking, ages old. Ways to
express the rage, the hostility or simply the
immaturity surge from a soul in any number
of ways. Joan of Arc was just a teen when
she embarked upon her crusade. Billy was
just a 'Kid' when he embarked on his career
as an outlaw in the Wild West. James Dean
was the quintessential rebel without a cause.
My generation eschewed the materialistic
world that our parents had struggled to build.
We railed against the preachings of God,
Queen and country, fought for peace and
discovered a generation gap in music,
psychedelia and drugs.
Even when the intentions are good, kids
do things that aren't always smart. They
make mistakes, they exercise poor
judgement. But even when the mistake is a
bad one, there is a bit of forgiveness because
adults generally remember what it feels like
to be a kid. However, we now are the
generation that pays the bills, too.
Vandalism at any public venue is not just a
bit of mischief, it is a cost to taxpayers.
While the Huron County Board of
Education did not have any comprehensive
figures on the amount of dollars spent by
taxpayers to repair or replace broken or
stolen material in the schools it has been
significant enough to prompt the installation
of security systems a few years ago. While
this has obviously decreased the vandalism
substantially it doesn't stop exterior damage
such as windows or playground equipment,
nor will it inhibit the graffiti artists.
In our municipalities not only does
vandalism cost us money, it also does a
disservice to our communities. The hard
work of many to create and beautify within
our towns is not enhanced by profanity
slurred across the facades of buildings or in
our parks. Fun and games it may be to those
who care nothing for the establishment nor
pay the bills, but for the majority it's an
insult and an injury that chips away at our
empathy and patience.
'Kids will be kids'. They are beautiful, full
of energy and for the most part, brilliant
futures waiting to happen. But while we may
appreciate the adage there are a few for
whom I for one am getting tired of paying
the bill, or seeing others clean up the mess.
For our sake— and thei's— it has to be their
turn.
Arthur Black