HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1995-02-08, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 1995. PAGE 5
Inflation — being
broke with money
The price of admission into the
coronation of henry I was one crocard,
but Henry II's went up to a pollard. At
King John's it soared up to a siskin and by
Henry Ill's time it cost a whole dodkin.
Richard Condon
Ah, inflation. Someone once defined it as
"being broke with a lot of money in your
pocket." Right now, North American
bankers are tugging their pinstripe vests
nervously because Mexican economists have
devalued their peso.
Financial types don't like to see other
countries "experimenting" with devaluation.
It's the economic equivalent of experiment-
ing with heroin.
People in the the money business have
long memories. They haven't forgotten the
bad old days in Europe after World War I.
Back in the early 20s if you were German
and wanted to buy, say, a loaf of bread, you
loaded up a wheelbarrow full of German
marks and trundled them down to the baker.
Yes, a wheelbarrow. In 1921, the German
rate of exchange was 81 marks to the U.S.
dollar.
Just two years of rampant inflation later,
an American dollar would fetch a million
marks.
That same year, a podgy young American
Free trade breaks
out all over
There is the story told of the prairie
community which was suffering a bad
drought. The situation became so serious
that it was decided to hold a prayer meeting
to see if the good Lord would provide some
rain. Shortly after the meeting finished it
started to rain and it continued doing so for
the next week.
Things became so water-logged that
another meeting was held in the local
church. This time the prayer went up, "Oh
Lord, can't you take a joke?"
I• feel somewhat the same way as the
prairie fanners when it comes to free trade.
Anyone who has ever attended one of my
classes or read one of my articles on the
subject knows that I am all in favour of the
concept. The fact is, however, that right now
I am beginning to wonder if we arc not
getting a little bit too much free trade thrown
at us.
Let me explain. There is no doubt in my
mind that, given the small domestic market
that we have in Canada, free trade is the way
to go. However, we are still learning how to
digest the agreement with the United States
concluded five years ago and we have hardly
begun to come to grips with NAFTA, the
agreement that takes in Mexico with Canada
and the U.S.
Now, as a result of a recent meeting in
Miami, attended by the heads of every
government in the western hemisphere
except Cuba's Fidel Castro, we arc now
starting to work towards a free trade
agreement involving all these countries. As
if that was not enough, we went on to decide
to do something about Chile right away.
So it was that negotiations will begin
shortly to bring that country into NAFTA.
by the name of Ernest Hemingway toiled as
a reporter for The Toronto Star. In
December of 1923 he wrote' a piece about a
confidence man on the streets of Toronto
who made money by selling worthless
European currency for piddling amounts of
Canadian cash.•
"Only a quarter, gentlemen. Just one
Canadian quarter buys this Soviet 250,000
ruble note".
Passersby were also offered Austrian
10,000 kronen notes, German 10,000 mark
'notes - each for less than the cost of a decent
Toronto breakfast.
And, as Hemingway noted laconically
"worth 15 cents a trillion before the New
York banks refused to quote them any
more."
But even that pales beside the worse case
of monetary inflation the world has ever
known. That occurred in Hungary at the end
of the Second World War. The basic unit of
Hungarian currency was the pengo, as it had
been since 1931, when Hungary went off the
gold standard and start printing paper
pengos.
By 1946 one 1931 gold pengo was worth —
are you ready? — 130,000,000,000,000,000,000
paper pengos.
The Hungarian economy was in free fall.
Prices in Budapest were being hiked as often
as 10 times each day. When Hungarians
woke up the pengo had been abolished, their
government had collapsed and their country
had become part of the back yard of the
By Raymond Canon
Obviously one of the things they will have to
do is change the name to something more
suitable.
While it is nice to see that governments
can, on occasion, move quickly when they
want to, I am a bit hesitant in giving the
latest move my whole-hearted endorsement.
My reasons for holding back are several. For
openers the trade agreement with the United
States five years ago caused considerable
dislocations in the labour market and we
have yet to address them adequately.
As free trade came in with what can be
considered the second Industrial Revolution,
a great many jobs have disappeared which
arc not going to be seen again. What this
takes is a colossal retraining program and
frankly we have not done a very good job of
this so far. Far too often we seem to be
retraining simply for the sake of retraining
and not making sure we are fitting people for
jobs that exist or will exist in the near future.
As an example let's take something like a
tool and die maker. You would think that
after a few decades of being short of such
workers, we would have done something to
alleviate the situation. Yet we still have
shortages in this field and continue to
attempt to find them in other countries.
From a salary point of view there is
nothing whatsoever wrong with the job but
we have done a poor job of selling it. It is
going to take a real effort to get our
retraining programs to the point where they
arc doing a creditable job.
.What has Canada got on its free trade plate
at the present time? First. we are still in the
initial decade of our monumental agreement
with the United States. Second we arc trying
to figure out how to make the agreement
with Mexico work to our advantage.
In the space of a few weeks we have set
the groundwork for a similar agreement with
the Pacific Rim countries, a western
hemisphere arrangement with the immediate
Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.
Here in Canada? Well, our dollar's pretty
flimsy, but at least we haven't set any
inflation records. Not yet anyway.
Well, perhaps that's not quite true. Canada
is probably responsible for the most inflated
expense account ever submitted.
Back in 1921, while Hemingway was
scribbling for The Star in Toronto, a rather
more famous journalist by the name of Gene
Fowler was submitting his expense account
for a newspaper assignment that had taken
him through much of Canada.
Fowler was a feature writer for: The New
York American, and he liked to live high on
the hog. While in Canada, he had stayed at
five star hotels, ate at the best restaurants
and travelled by private coach on the CNR.
He couldn't tell his editor that, of course.
So Fowler turned on the creative juices. He
submitted expenses for polar bear parkas,
snowshoes, rifles, and Eskimo guides. He
even claimed that he'd had to buy a second-
hand dogsled, plus a team of experienced
huskies to haul it.
The newspaper auditor returned the
expense account because it failed to balance.
Fowler went to work inventing more
expenses. He claimed that his lead dog had
died, and he'd had to pay out $100 for a
tombstone.
Closer, but the auditor said the books still
didn't quite balance. Exasperated, Fowler
submitted his final expense:
"Flowers for the bereft bitch: $1.50."
prospect of fitting Chile into NAFTA. All
this for a country that can't even get its debt
under control. Have we perhaps bitten off
more than we can chew?
It would also be to our advantage to
concentrate more on exporting to other
countries and not have so many of our
proverbial eggs in the American basket.
Three-quarters of our total trade, both
exports and imports is with the United States
and this nukes us exceedingly dependent on
U.S. prosperity for our own standard of
living. A reduction of this percentage is not
going to come easy but we have to make the
effort.
As it stands now, we can thank the
Americans for their high level of current
prosperity since it is our exports to that
country, more than anything else, which is
bringing down our high level of unemploy-
ment. We sometimes can't stand our
American friends but what would we do
without them?
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A view
from my
backyard
By Janice Becker
Heritage Week
brings thoughts, of
conflicts old, new
and long forgotten
With the week of Feb. 20 to 26 being
designated Heritage Week, reminding us of
our ancestry and that of those around us,
perhaps it is time to remember those who
have struggled over the centuries to maintain
the traditions and rites of their homeland.
Battles to maintain a sense of identity can
be easily recalled from the 20th century, as
we have witnessed the tragedies in Rwanda,
the former Yugoslavia, the breakaway
Soviet Block nations, Palestine and Israel,
Northern Ireland and South Africa, just to
mention a few.
Whether these struggles are relatively
new, less than five years in duration, or ones
which have lasted centuries, we must
remember the hardships which have been
faced by people of all nations at various
times throughout their history.
Travelling back more than 250 years, there
was an attempt to eliminate a specific race of
people which is not often spoke of today
because, we managed to survive and even
thrive in new countries.
That group was the sometimes rebellious
Scots (of which I claim ancestry; I was a
MO/icor).
Coming to a head in 1745, the British
decided to clear much of the Highlands of
Scotland because the people refused to
swear allegiance to the new King of
England.
Those who protested the most soon found
themselves on ships to Canada, Australia,
the United States and other New World
locations, if they were amongst the lucky.
Over the following 100 years, many more
Scots fled or immigrated from their native
land, finding a tough existence in some
cases, but soon calling the new country
home.
They were among the first to settle in
many regions of eastern Canada, before
migrating into Southwestern Ontario,
clearing roads and farmland along the Great
Lakes.
As one of the so-called co-founding
peoples of Canada, along with the French,
we must remember our heritage which is
entrenched in many of the communities of
this country.
However, we should also rejoice in the
traditions of the Native American Indians
who generously opened their land to the
Europeans (with much less conflict than was
experienced by our neighbours to the south),
the Eastern Europeans who helped settle the
west, the Asian who migrates to our west
coast and people from every nation in the
world who have brought their hopes,
dreams, customs, folklore and religions to
Canada to enrich our communities and
hopefully find a better life for themselves
and their families.
In a time when confrontation and
bloodshed seem to be the prevailing methods
for settling difficulties arising from ethnic
co-existence, maybe we can remember to
greet our neighbours with decent human
courtesy, as one person to the other.
We should celebrate the differences in
Canadians which make our country the
unique place it is and hope that one day, the
people of strife-ridden countries of the 20th
century will find a new homeland as many
displaced Scots did in the 17th, 18th and
19th century.
Arthur Black
International Scene