HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1994-11-16, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 1994. PAGE 5.
Arthur Black
like you've been hit by a speedy laundry van.
Some folks are serious walkers. Take Jack
Hitt. Jack's a guy who makes his living as a
out of John O'Groats.
In the 11 years in between her visits,
Ffyona had walked. And walked and walkedTime to throw
away the spandex
Great news folks! It looks like the world
of personal exercise is finally returning to he
realm of sanity. If you'd care to jump on the
sweat-stained bandwagon, here's what you
do:
Throw away your Spandex tights.
Put your Stationary Exercise Bike in a
garage sale.
Sell your chest expanders, your Pow-R-
Grips, your ankle weights and your Joe
Weider-How-To-Look-Li ke-Schwarz-
enegger-In-90-Days Video.
Let cobwebs grow on your Nautilus. Give
your barbells to that lout of a nephew who's
probably gobbling steroids anyway. Have
your $180 cross-training jogging shoes
bronzed and plant geraniums in them.
You don't need that stuff anymore,
because Walking is In.
Yep, just plain and simple walking. No
special sunglasses, no Gortex jumpsuit, no
ultra-lite fibreglass poles. All you need is a
comfortable pair of shoes and a sense of
curiosity.
You can bum as many calories walking
for an hour as you can busting your lungs
running laps around the track. The difference
is, with walking, you don't end up feeling
Something you
didn’t read about
If you, like me, are getting a bit weary of
all the media coverage being given to O.J.
Simpson, the British Royal Family or the
separatist question in Quebec, let me provide
you with a bit of news that you probably
have not heard. More precisely some bits of
news that probably have not been reported
too extensively anywhere.
1 thought it propitious to do a bit about
Great Britain since I normally do not write
too much about that part of the world,
although I must admit, after having spent
some time there, to having a soft spot in my
hear for the place.
London has, in fact, become one of my
favourite cities starting about the lime when
a cabby picked me up at my hotel to take me
to the air terminal. Hardly had I got in when
he asked me if I knew how to get from the
hotel to Victoria Station. I replied that I did
very well and he said that he was going to
lake me a little different way that would not
cost me any more (which it didn’t) but would
be of interest to me if I liked history. I saw a
few places in the next few minutes that I
would never have seen if left to my own
devices. I was totally delighted and, needless
to say, give him a larger than normal lip.
I have always fell that in Britain more than
any place else, eccentricity was treated as
something akin to a national treasure. The
old saying "mad dogs and Englishmen..." is,
to my mind, quite valid and I enjoy the many
samples which 1 have cither seen or read
about.
Not too long ago a British baby was
playing around with the phone and managed
to hit the redial button which connected him
with his great-grandparents who were living
on the island of St. Lucia in the Caribbean.
By the lime he had finished talking to them,
scribbler in darkest, downtown New York. A
couple of years ago he decided he needed to
get away from it all, so he flew to France,
bought a packsack and started walking.
Eight hundred miles and two mountain
ranges later he pulled up in Santiago de
Compostela, which is about as far as you can
go in northwestern Spain without tumbling
into the Atlantic Ocean.
Jack had retraced the route taken by
Christian pilgrims back in medieval times -
and he'd done it step by gruelling step.
Lots of folks see Spain and France from an
air-conditioned seat in a tour bus, or through
the windshield of a rented car. Seeing it on
foot is a whole different experience and a
fascinating one. You can read about it in
Hitt's book, Off The Road: A Modern Day
Walk Down the Pilgrim's Route Into Spain.
It's just out - published by Simon and
Shuster.
Ffyona Campbell hasn't written a book
yet, but I'll bet she's going to. She'll probably
get down to it as soon as she finishes
soaking her feet.
Ffyona ambled into John O'Groats late one
afternoon last month. John O'Groats is as far
north as you can go in Britain without
tumbling into the North Sea.
Mind you Ffyona had been there before. In
1983, as a matter of fact, when she walked
By Raymond Canon
as only a baby can talk, he had managed to
run up a bill of $2,000. My informant was
unable to say whether the phone company
forgave the charges or whether the poor (in
more ways than one) parents were forced to
cough up the money.
I'm not saying that the little tot was
eccentric but he looks as if he is going in the
right direction.
Speaking of babies, another one got into
the act, albeit unexpectedly when the British
Inland Revenue, their equivalent of our
Income Tax Dept, sent an eight-month-old
baby a letter, asking him to provide
complete details of his new job and income.
Perhaps he could have got the first baby to
phone up the appropriate department and
reverse the charges.
The British are just coming to grips with
Sunday shopping and the first day sales were
brisk. As expected there were the usual
complaints from Anglican vicars, but one of
them decided to take action instead of just
complain. He moved his Sunday morning
service into the nearest shopping centre and
preached, not only to any of his parishioners
who opted to make the move with him, but
to any passing shoppers for whom going to
church might be considerably farther down
on their list of priorities.
The British manage to form some
interesting organizations, one of which is the
force behind the Right to Peace and Quiet
Campaign. The police have found that
frequent complaints are not due to noise al
all, or if they are, it is only secondary. More
likely is a long running feud between
neighbours, one of whom has seized upon
the campaign to fire a whiff of verbal grape-
shot at an obnoxious neighbour.
This may have been the case of a retired
couple who started legal action against
neighbours whose rabbits were keeping them
awake al night by making "persistent
scratching, thumping and banging noises."
Perhaps they have a different breed there
than here.
and walked. From the top of Britain to
Land's End al the bottom. Then just for good
measure she strolled across Europe. And
Africa. And Asia. And Australia. And then
she walked from New York to Los Angeles.
"I just wanted to see how far I could go"
the 27-year-old woman explained.
Adventures on the way? Believe it. It look
nearly two years to get across Africa,
including a near-rape in Morocco and a
political riot in Zaire.
Was it worth it? Well, it got her in the
Guinness Book of Records as the first
woman to walk around the world.
In terms of personal rewards, I've seen a
photograph of Ffyona Campbell. She's as
slim as an ultra-marathoner, looks very fit
and ruddy. And appears to have great legs.
Ffyona's adventure will never win her any
speed records. She took 11 years to make the
trek, including several breaks to go back
home and earn some more travelling money.
Guinness credits American William Kunst
with the fastest walk around the world.
Kunst left his home in Minnesota in 1970
and set a blistering pace, arriving back at his
starting point in a mere four years. Ffyona
took nearly three times that long.
But then that's the whole pleasure of
walking as an exercise:
There's no big hurry.
The Salvation Army whose good works
are well known on both sides of the ocean
decided to extend them into new fields. They
duly put out a bulletin calling on women to
donate unwanted bras. The bras, it seemed,
were going to be recycled into roof
insulation for poor families. The
commentator entitled his description of this
request "Snug Fit."
Finally, I was walking down a busy
London street when I heard some music
coming from an unlikely place - the middle
of the street. When I was able to get a clear
view of what was taking place, it turned out
to be a middle-aged fellow with his small
ghetto-blaster. It was sitting on the median
line and he was dancing up and down the
line in tune with the music. A policeman
stood and watched him until he was finished.
I could only surmise what would have
happened to him had he tried the same thing
in either France or Germany.
The expression "mad dogs and
Englishmen", I surmised, was alive and well
in London, as it probably still is.
Letter concerns reader
THE EDITOR,
It is with considerable concern that I am
writing with regard to a "Letter to the
Editor" in last week's Citizen.
The obvious purpose of the correspon
dence in question was to slander someone
with whom the writers disagreed. I do not
believe that the local paper should be used
for such destructive purposes. Their
concerns and opinions could have been
presented without the allusion to a particular
person. Individuals who are the victims of
slanderous remarks cannot defend them
selves without resorting to attacks on those
making the comments and, thus, only
jeopardize their own integrity.
I would suggest that in the future letters be
edited more closely and print only those that
are constructive and/or interesting, not
promoters of hale.
The political concerns of Blylh arc not the
Continued on page 6
The
Short
of it
By Bonnie Gropp
Just a case
of bad luck
Let's just put it down to bad luck.
That's what convicted drunk driver Keith
Jones believed after he crashed his truck
head-on into another vehicle, killing three
people in Florida in 1992. The really tragic
part of this is that Jones should have been in
jail serving 90 days for a second driving
offense, but the judge gave him a week to
get his personal affairs in order as part of his
plea bargain.
Though Jones admitted he had had several
beers, the accident, he said, was not caused
by alcohol. While his blood count was
nearly double the legal level for intoxication,
Jones said, "I was definitely not impaired."
The only survivor in the other car, a 61-
year-old woman, whose husband was one of
the victims was soothed, I'm sure, to learn
that Jones says he has forgiven himself.
Though the story above is an American
one, the war against impaired driving is
being fought on this side of the border with
the same frustrated fervour. Unfortunately it
seems to be one we might be losing.
Despite increased public awareness a
recently released statistic, shows a four per
cent increase in drunk driving. During the
80s drunk driving had dropped by over 40
per cent.
In September there were 14 road crash
deaths attributed to alcohol, sending the
warning for this year's Drug Awareness
Week, Nov. 13-19 that impaired driving is
on the increase in Ontario.
Most articles or reports on the subject of
drunk driving will undisputably maintain
that the worst offenders are, like Mr. Jones,
habitual. And their stories are all the more
tragic, because there seems to be no easy
answer in these cases. They slip through the
legal cracks, the penalties do not seem to
deter them. To many who have lost someone
because of a drunk driver, the punishment
for what they have taken is nothing more
than a slap on the wrist.
One organization has begun two initiatives
to stop the camage. Concerns Canada offers
a course for referred, convicted drivers in the
Metro Toronto area, which confronts them
with the human suffering caused by their
irresponsiblity. The intention is that at the
end of the course impaired drivers stop
thinking that their only problem is bad luck
and seek treatment.
But, to blame only the habitual drunk
driver, is to be guilty of the same self-denial
that marks them. There are few of us who
haven't at one time or another gotten behind
the wheel of a car thinking we were in better
shape than we actually were. Or how many
limes have we heard a friend say, "I've only
had a couple of drinks. I feel fine," then let
them drive home.
It only lakes a small misjudgment, and a
few seconds, to change your life and many
others' forever.
Some of the guilty parties haven't had time
to be habitual and prevention is another
focus of Concerns Canada. For young
drivers the message in the newly released
comic and resource booklet is clear —
drinking and driving will exact a huge
financial and social cost. Insurance alone can
increase 400 per cent.
The perfect solution, I suppose, would be
a world where alcohol wasn't a factor, but
we all know that’s not going to happen.
However, with DDs and taxicabs, when you
stop and think about it there really is no
excuse for drinking and driving.
It might be the last "good time" you have
for a very long time.