HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1994-06-01, Page 5Arthur Black
Actually, Dick,
you were
a crook
I am not a crook.
Richard Milhous Nixon 1913-1994
Well, actually Dick, you were a crook. A
crook who only escaped a sabbatical in the
slammer by means of a self-generated
presidential pardon and a sacrificial offering
of 30 of your backroom boys, right up to and
including Attorney-General John Mitchell.
They did time. Tricky Dick got to walk on
the beach at San Clemente and work on his
memoirs.
Still, he's gone now and I have to confess I
miss the man. He was a world-class rogue
and you don't see them much anymore.
There was a time when rogues were a
dime a dozen. Al Capone, Machine Gun
Kelly, The Boyd Gang, Harold Ballard.
And nowadays? I don't know if we're in
the midst of a Virtue Revival or if the
bounders of the world have hired better PR
agents. All I know is that industrial-strength
scumbags are thin on the ground these days.
Well...rare, perhaps...but not extinct.
We do have the U.S. tobacco executives.
The chiefs of the seven largest U.S.
tobacco companies spent five hours
y International Scene
When in Rome
Part of my time at the Dept, of External
Affairs was spent in the Consular Division
and it was there that I came in contact with
Canadians whose young sons or daughters
ran afoul of some foreign law while
travelling abroad and for their efforts were
locked up in the local version of a jail, some
of which fell far short of the standards to
which our inmates are used to in Canada. It
was quite depressing, actually, to tell the
parents that their offspring were subject to
the laws of the country in which they were
travelling and that few were the nations
which practised "habeas corpus," the rule
under which you have to charge a person
within 24 hours or else release them. There
are countries, and even civilized ones al that,
where a person is not innocent until proven
guilty; on the contrary he or she is guilty
until proven innocent.
Thus we had young Canadians who were
caught and declared guilty of smuggling
drugs and sentenced to a couple of years in
some jail in the Middle East. There wasn't
much we could do al the Consular Division
except to make sure that the Canadian
Embassy in the country in question was able
to visit the person in jail and make sure that
his needs were being looked after.
This is something that needs to be
emphasized to every young person going
abroad. Take every care not to break any
laws in any country; be a model citizen and
above all don't try to make a fast buck by
smuggling something. Don't ever agree to
lake a parcel across any border whatever the
inducement. While this is true everywhere,
the Middle East, Asia and Africa have jails
that should be avoided al all costs.
1 mention all this because of a news item
out of Singapore which, 1 am sure, some of
my readers saw in the papers or on TV. An
testifying before the U.S. House of
Representatives in Washington recently. The
Feds were trying to find out exactly what
goes into cigarettes and just how dangerous
smoking is. The tobacco executives were
there to assure the government just how
swell and inoffensive cigarettes were. They
cooed in seven-part harmony that gosh,
tobacco is not addictive - just a pleasurable
habit - like a morning cup of coffee.
They purred that heck, there's no real
proof that cigarettes cause lung cancer or
heart disease or any other health impairment.
They went so far as to compare lighting up a
smoke to "having a Twinkie for dessert."
Now that's chutzp'ah. That is deception
that raises the art of lying from the merely
repugnant to the magnificent
-ly repugnant.
You know and I know and those tobacco
executives sure as hell know that cigarettes
(and the 700 additives they pump into
cigarettes - everything from insecticides to
coconut oil) kill half a million North
Americans every year.
You know and I know and those tobacco
executives sure as hell know that even as
their North American markets shrink they
are preparing to blanket Asia with their
advertising campaigns. The leathery visage
of the Marlboro man already squints down
from billboards in Bangkok and Singapore,
Beijing and Ho Chi Minh City.
By Raymond Canon
18-year-old American who was living with
his parents in Singapore, was convicted
recently of having gone on alO-day rampage
defacing automobiles and street signs in the
city. Also caught with him were some of his
local friends and all of them were sentenced
to caning, a standard punishment for
vandalism in Singapore.
This caused, needless to say, a
considerable ruckus in the United States.
Even President Bill Clinton got into the act,
appealing to the Singapore government to
grant a pardon to the young American. He
was joined by Amnesty International who
launched its own protest, stating that caning
was a form of torture, and as such a violation
of human rights.
This, it was expected, would create a
groundswell of support for the young
American but, strangely enough, such was
not the case. If anything, there was a
majority of support for the Singapore court.
The consensus was that caning was just what
was needed for young people who engage in
criminal acts. Even one Ontario judge
jumped in with his opinion that such as
punishment is exactly what is needed to
make young people realize that armed and
violent crime is not going to be tolerated.
Il is worth noting that there has not been a
similar round of protest against the caning of
the Singapore youths who participated in the
same vandalism as did their American
friend. Was Mr. Clinton trying to say that
American young people abroad are entitled
to a different set of laws than the locals?
In addition, other Americans have run
afoul of Singapore's laws and have not been
on the receiving end of one iota of support
from The American government. Why is a
young delinquent deserving of support and
not the others?
It has to be admitted that the laws in
Singapore are pretty lough and there is little
room for dissent. 1 reported last year that the
island had officially banned the use of
You know and I know and those tobacco
executives sure as hell know that millions
will be seduced by those ad campaigns and
millions will be hooked on tobacco and
millions will die.
And yet there they stood in Washington in
their three-piece suits, purring and smiling.
And lying through their snowy-white
capped teeth.
I wonder if their mothers know what they
do for a living.
I wonder what they think when they look
in their bathroom mirrors each morning.
Probably they think much what Richard
Milhous Nixon would think, were he to
come face to face with his five o'clock
shadow over a sink tomorrow morning.
My favourite Nixon Moment occurred
when the then-disgraced ex-president was
being interviewed by British television
interviewer David Frost. Frost wanted to
know how Nixon could explain his approval
of a plan of action including such criminal
ingredients as burglary and the opening of
other people's mail.
Nixon heard the question, looked at Frost
with those black-button eyes, and replied
without a tremor:
"Well, when the president does it, that
means it is not illegal."
Sound screwy to you? Me too.
But I betcha a tobacco executive would
understand perfectly.
chewing gum because of the negative effect
it had on certain items like seats and doors.
If you are found guilty of having a quick
chew, caning is not one of the punishments.
It will be worth nothing what comes out of
all this. Few, if any Americans are
supporting the boy for his acts of vandalism
which went on for a period of 10 days and
was not just an isolated act. The punishment
for such a crime is well known in Singapore;
at any rate pleading ignorance would not get
very far in a Singapore court.
It all goes back to what I said at the
beginning of the article. If you are going to
another country, you are subject to the laws
of that country. That should be kept in mind
by everybody, including young people, who
sometimes get the feeling that the world is
their oyster.
Letter to the editor
THE EDITOR,
"The government has no place in the
nations' bedrooms."
This was once quoted by the former Prime
Minister, Pierre Elliot Trudeau and still
holds true today. The gay community
applauded it with a roar.
But now they come out of the bedrooms
and demand all sorts of things. There is not a
day that goes by without a gay issue being
displayed.
Sex is about procreation and the normal
way to express male and female love and
enjoyment of the act. Any other form is
unnatural. ,
Love also decrees that we should be
tolerant of others who do not share our view.
But to pretend and even demand that
homosexuals be treated as a family unit is
asking society to approve of their lifestyle,
to accord their benefits reserved for those
who preserve the human race in an orderly
family environment.
As the gay community raises its voice, so
should we and protest Bill 167 of the samc-
scX legislation.
Adrian Keet
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 1994. PAGE 5.
By Bonnie Gropp !
It worked for
me and in
Singapore, too
Recently, I witnessed two acts of cruelty
committed by children against children.
Even in the few minutes I was present it was
clear that the victims had been singled out
because they are exceptional. There is
something that makes them stand out and
away from the others and for being special
and unique they are targets.
In 399 BC Socrates held little hope for the
younger generation. Noting their
disrespectful attitude and terrible manners he
asked what kind of "awful creatures will
they become when they grow up?"
The first time I read Socrates' thoughts I
remember being mildly amused. As a teen, I
felt these views were shared by the adults I
knew.
Later as an adult, there was some comfort
in remembering that the generation gap is
centuries old. The wheel goes round as the
antics of adolescents continue to frustrate
and frazzle those of us who earlier frustrated
and frazzled our parents. And, I further
relaxed knowing that while a lot of young
people have become adults since those
words were spoken, generally most haven't
turned out too badly. A respect for the law
and an understanding of responsibility and
consequences has helped in the past.
That's where I start to get nervous, now.
Coming home from work I often drive
past the Masonic Chapel, which was
dedicated this past weekend. Sitting in a
park-like area next to the river, it was built
as a community project and meant to be a
place of respite from the cares of the world.
People are invited to use the grounds for
picnics or as a setting for photographs.
Its interior, a miniature replica of a church,
complete with pews, was intended as a
sanctuary, a haven for reflection, solitude or
comfort. For that reason it remains unlocked.
As is the case with many such projects,
completed through the efforts of volunteers,
the chapel is a shrine to the hard work and
dedication of people for a community.
I don't consider myself to be a devout
person, neither am I religiously indifferent. 1
could, in all honesty, never see myself as
someone who might be compelled to spend
time inside the chapel. On the other hand I
find its existence a welcome addition. Ils
quaint beauty has added a unique feature to
the community.
Unfortunately, like the children I
mentioned earlier, it is probably that
uniqueness which has made the chapel a
target for vandalism. Its windows have been
broken several limes, its guest book defaced.
It's too bad that there are a few who must
use cruel and destructive methods to bum off
childish energy. And after seeing examples
of this type in court, I find it equally
unfortunate that so many find the
consequences of their actions so amusing.
For most kids mischief is part of growing
up. So is pushing the limits. There is a
curious need to find the boundary and see
how far over you can go without getting
caught.
But, it’s not right to enjoy hurling an
innocent human being or destroying
something precious to someone else. It may
become less enjoyable if somewhere along
the line, children arc taught that they will be
accountable for what they do.
I know my generation was and I think it
works that way in Singapore, too.