HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1994-05-11, Page 5r
S, Arthur Black
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, MAY 11,1994. PAGE 5.
What’s easy
about dialing
these days?
Here is a non-recorded message from your
favourite telephone company:
The days of early dialing are numbered.
No, I didn't make it up. There was a big
story about it in the papers the other day. It
was chock full of details about how the good
old days of simple telephone use are just
about over and we might as well prepare
ourselves for the worst.
I have just one tiny question.
Who are they trying to kid?
Easy? What's easy about dialing a phone
these days? My office phone, in addition to a
punch pad of numbers and digits, has a bank
of nine buttons that light up apparently at
random. They have legends that read CALL
WAITING, CONFERENCE, AUTO
REDIAL, and also PULSE/TONE and
POWER/RINGER.
I haven't the slightest idea what these
buttons are for.
You want easy? I'll give you easy. I'll give
you my parents telephone dialing system,
Eighth Line, Schomberg, Ontario, circa
1955. Telephone dialing system consists of a
pinewood (yes, real wood) cabinet about the
size of a Smurfs coffin. It hangs on the wall
and features an iron crank handle on the
starboard side. Also, connected by a cord, a
^^International Scene
By Raymond Canon
A longer
lasting
Kim Campbell
Last June when I was in Europe, I read
two pieces of news about newly appointed
political leaders. One was Kim Campbell
and I don't think anything more has to be
said about how long she lasted. The other
was Tansu Ciller (pronounced Chiller) who
became the prime minister of Turkey, which
I would have imagined would be a much
harder country for a woman to run than
Canada. However, Ms Ciller is still around,
although I will tell you now that her chances
of continuing were considered to be much
less than those of Ms Campbell.
I guess that in the field of politics, nothing
is certain.
Ms Ciller and I have something in
common; we are both economists. She
certainly needs all the economic savvy she
can muster since Turkey is not in
particularly good shape at the present time.
In addition, there is the question of the
Kurdish minority they are trying to solve and
the periodic explosion of bombs in tourist
haunts attest to the fact that the situation is
still not under control.
National elections have just been held
there and in the run-up to the voting, it was
widely predicted that Ms Ciller would no
longer be in the driver's seat. Conveniently
forgetting that economic measures
sometimes have a 12-18 month time lag
before they really start to take effect, many
people considered her remedies to be
ineffective. However, when the votes were
counted, Ms Ciller was still al the helm.
Her party (True Path) ended up with over
bakelite (look it up) earpiece that looks a bit
like a large bottle stopper and a mouthpiece
that resembles the speaker tube on those old
German U-boats.
When a person wished to avail oneself of
the aforementioned "dialing system", one
stuck the ear piece in one's good ear, gave
the handle a brisk crank to wake up the
operator, and said into the mouthpiece,
"Hullo Myrtle, ring up Doc Smithers for me,
will yuh? I think the calfs got brucellosis."
Now THAT'S easy.
It is also, alas, extinct. Myrtle's gone, and
so is that father magnificent wooden wall
cabinet. Replaced respectively by a
disembodied robot voice (THEE NUMBER
IS NYUNN...FIYUV...NYUNN...) and a
piece of beige plastic too flimsy to serve as a
doorstop.
Not to mention of course the "dialing
system". That too, is a thing of the past,
replaced by several generations of
"refinements" and about to be transformed
once again.
When I was a kid my phone number was
Cherry 5, 5085. Which is to say, an easy-to-
remember five numbers plus a memorable
prefix. From that, I graduated to a slightly
harder to remember seven numbers - which
is what we all have right now.
Don't get comfortable, ladies and
gentlemen. We are about to be pitched into
the world of the 10-digit phone number.
"We were running out of numbers so
quickly that something had to be done" says
a spokesperson for Bell Canada. That's why
in the not too distant future, you may find
yourself dialing 10 digits just to phone
20 per cent of the vote, a fraction higher than
the Motherland Party (the Turks do have
colourful names) with the pro-Islamic
Welfare Party breathing down their necks.
As in most European countries, there is a
rather long list of parties so that
governments are formed of coalitions and
not simply of a single party. In all there were
no less than seven major parties, some of
which did not exist the last time around but
are alive and well now.
What problems does the economist prime
minister face?
For one thing, inflation threatens to go
over 100 per cent this year which is not
going to make the lower income Turks jump
for joy. In addition, the exchange rate of the
currency, the lira, has dropped dramatically,
more so than the Canadian dollar, and the
word "out of control" is being applied more
and more to the deficit.
Now that the election is out of the way,
look for Ms Ciller to introduce a tough
budget which will not be helped by the fact
that, unlike Canada, Turkey is about to enter
a recession.
Ms Ciller is western educated (U.S.A.),
secular and modem thinking, a contrast with
the members of the Welfare Party to which I
referred above. The latter tend to be
fundamentalist in their thinking (shades of
the Reform Party) and their puritanism is in
stark contrast to many Turks. They managed
to get one of their politicians elected mayor
of Istanbul, but he may have his hands full
trying to look after the horde of peasants that
have been pouring into the city. For one
thing the Party adheres to the Moslem
principle of not borrowing money on
interest. Will he have to look the other way
if the demands of the city have to be met
with money borrowed from western
development agencies?
The mayor, Mr. Erdogan, says that he
someone who may live less than a mile from
where you’re dialing.
Sure, it'll be a pain in the butt - not to
mention the dialing digit - but the
telecommunications experts maintain that it
will allow the phone company to increase
the general availability of phone numbers
sixfold.
I, for one, am breathing in shallow, excited
gasps.
Ah, but why dump on Ma Bell?
Complexification, like Hong Kong Flu, is
going around. I just returned from a visit to
Saltspring Island, a glorious, unspoiled
chunk of rock and forest nestled in he
Georgia Strait between Vancouver Island
and mainland B.C.
There are no skyscrapers on Saltspring.
No superhighways, no slums, no drive-by
shootings, no MacDonalds.
There is, however, a post office.
Well, fair enough. After all, Saltspring is
20-odd miles long and seven miles across at
its widest. And there are some 7,000 people
who call it home. So they have their Canada
Post.
And, just so they don’t get lost, 200 postal
codes.
Yup, 200. One postal code for every 35
islanders. Which is even more bone-headed
when you realize most Saltspringers live in
two communities - Fulford Harbour and
Ganges.
So why 200 postal codes? Don't ask me.
Ask the planning genius at Canada Post.
And if you can't find him there, phone up
Bell Canada.
I'm pretty sure it's the same genius.
would like the city to become a world
convention centre but when you look at the
principles of the party he represents,
something has to give. Bob Rae might be
•able to give him some advice on that matter.
Fortunately for Ms Ciller, the Greeks and
Turks are not glaring at each other for the
time being. The former are looking
northward to Macedonia while the latter are
looking southeast in the direction of Iraq
where the majority of Kurds are located.
Being a leader in that part of the world is no
easy task and the Turkish prime minister has
already discovered that. It remains to be seen
in a coalition government what kind of
staying power she has.
Letter to the editor
Continued from page 4
out first!
In the "good old days" if a neighbour was
hurting financially if he got behind on his
payments to whichever bank or institution,
the norm was to band together and help out.
Today, the majority of one's fellow farmers
in the neighbour-hood race to the bank or
institution almost colliding with each other
in their quest to see who can get that piece of
land.
This is a sad commentary on our attitudes.
We have gotten ourself into a position where
material things rule at all costs. We lend to
blame everything from government to the
weather for all our problems, when maybe
the biggest problem lies within.
Greed, pure unadulterated greed, that is
the root of the problem.
Surely there must be a better measure of
what a real man is, other than his line of
machinery and how many acres of land he
farms.
The Good Lord Himself must be looking
down and shaking his head.
I know I am.
Stan Chalupka
RR 1, Alvinston, Ont.
The
Short
of it
By Bonnie Gropp I
Special day a
chance to say
‘Thanks!’
Maybe I'm getting too old but I seem to
be growing up. It took awhile, I know, but
lately I need less outright acknowledgement
for what I do. My eyesight may not be what
it used to be, but finding the gratitude behind
little things takes less looking.
Now, that is not to say that I don't still
enjoy those little indulgences, a little ego
stroking and flattery now and then; it's just
that it's not earth shattering anymore if my
expectations aren't realized.
Take Mother's Day for example. Don't get
me wrong this is not a brave face type of
column; my children have always been
marvellous to me on Mother's Day. They
spoil me rotten beginning with breakfast in
bed; an indulgence that warms my heart for
its tradition, and that I find otherwise highly
over-rated. With my plate teetering on my
lap, I struggle to keep the crumbs on it and
the maple syrup off my bedsheets, all the
while trying to figure out why I'm eating in
my bedroom and everyone else has gone
downstairs.
And that’s not all, either. To further mark
the occasion my kids grace me with their
presence for al least five minutes that day,
shower me with gifts and all round do their
very best to show me I am as valuable as I
think.
No, I have no reason to feel badly about
Mother's Day. I am pampered and proud of
it. One thing I have learned in my 39 years,
is that you lake all the little pleasures
extended to you.
This past Sunday while I reveled in the
star treatment, I couldn't help wondering,
however, whether most mothers would miss
Mother's Day if it wasn't there. The biggest
sufferers would be Hallmark I supposed.
After all, if your kids need a special day to
remember you, that's not saying much, right?
Then I thought again.
We all know what moms do. From the
time they give us life, they never stop
giving. We don't always understand them,
we don't always see eye-to-eye but life
without them would be a whole lot different.
Speaking as someone blessed with a great
mom, who never gave up on me when I was
a bitter teen and now bakes pies for the
sweeter me, and a wonderful mother-in-law,
whose generosity and selflessness are
beyond imagining, I recognize the value of
the family matriarch. 1 also recognize that
through the course of my life while I have
often thought about it, I have seldom told
them — there just never seems to be a right
time. Even in the most demonstrative
families, laying your feelings on the line isn't
that easy to do. Also, I've never been one of
these brilliant people who instinctively
comes up with that little something that gets
the message across either.
So as I sat pondering my moms on
Sunday, thinking of all the mom things they
do, it dawned on me that that maybe
Mother's Day isn't a pointless little
celebration designed to make money for card
companies, candy stores and florists. While
we shouldn't need a special day to let her
know how special she is, many of us
unfortunately do need a gentle reminder.
Mother's Day allows us the opportunity to be
sappy, sentimental and speak from the heart,
to say thanks at least once a year for every
day of our life.