HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1994-03-16, Page 51 Arthur Black
Strike to give
overworked
brains a rest
A man with a watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches isn't quite sure.
I realize that you're in a hurry. You're
trying to get through this newspaper so that
you'll have time to plough through those half
dozen news magazines left over from last
week, that RRSP brochure you vowed you'd
read today AND still have time to watch
Prime Time News right? Still, do you think
you could spare a couple of seconds to read
about the latest disease?
You'd better, because you've got it, pal.
It’s called Info Angst. Symptoms: clammy
palms, shortness of breath and emotional
agitation, especially following abstention
from news reports - printed, televised or
heard over the Walkman.
Simply put, InfoAngst is a terror of
missing something — of being ill-informed.
InfoAngst threatens to become the
Bubonic Plague of the late 20th century, and
that shouldn't be surprising. It would be
physically impossible for you to read every
newspaper, magazine, pamphlet and
brochure that is printed in this province each
day, much less in this country.
And as for books - do you know how
Looking Back Through the Years
‘Parade" at Regent 45 years ago
From the files of the Brussels Post, Blyth
Standard and The Citizen
45 YEARS AGO
MARCH 16,1949
The Department of Lands and Forests
issued a statement informing residents of
Huron, Bruce and Grey Counties that
muskrats may be trapped from March 20 to
April 21.
Anyone who wished to hunt groundhogs,
crows and starlings would have to obtain a
vermin license from their local issuer.
A man was charged $50 and court costs
for hunting deer out of season.
Brussels Arcade Store offered a second
pair of shoes for one cent when purchasing
the first pair at the regular price.
A Cambridge Clothes representative came
to Brussels to take measurements and orders
for made-to measure Easter clothes.
Bob Johnson opened an electrical store in
Brussels, a few doors north of the bank.
The library was pleased to announce the
increase in circulation, up 798 over the
previous year.
The Rangers defeated Boston at the
Brussels arena, to win the Lions Trophy.
Members of the team were R. Imeson, G.
Cousins, F. Campbell, J. Cardiff, K. Grewar,
A. Cameron, T. Bridge, K. Stephenson, D.
Machan, S. Smith, Bob Mc-Cutcheon, C.
McCutcheon and K. Alcock.
Electric washers were available at Johnson
Electric for $117.50 to $154.50.
Brussels Council approved the monthly
bill be paid for hydro which included the
street lights and the Town Hall lights. The
total was $96.86.
The East Huron Agricultural Society held
a dance at the Brussels Town Hall to raise
money to repair the Fall Fair Pavilion.
Fred Astaire and Judy Garland starred in
The Easier Parade, showing at the Regent
many new books were printed in English in
1993?
One thousand, according to The Daily
Telegraph.
Ah...that's 1,000 per day, of course.
The problem with InfoAngst is that it’s
undiscriminating. Any old chaff will do for
the mill. Just think about some of the "news"
stories about which you already know more
than you care.
The Prince Charles/Di/Camilla triangle.
Are the grubby goings-on among this trio of
dreary Brits worth one second of your time?
The Bobbit Cropping. Would the quality
of your life have been significantly
diminished if you'd never encountered the
lurid details of Loreena versus John Wayne?
The Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan
kneecapping. A contretemps between two
foreign competitors in the sport of figure
skating. News just doesn't get much more
trivial than that.
And of course there's the on-going non
saga of President Bill Clinton and whether
he was or wasn’t involved in some shady
land deals when he was or wasn't cavorting
with nubile voters in the privacy of his
government limousine.
News? Not hardly.
The problem with newspapers is the
headline. Tradition has it that newspapers
must feature that big, bold slash of type
across the front page, whether or not there's
anything to merit it. Thus, a front page
headline can trumpet a warning about
continental earthquakes o"e day and a local
traffic jam the next.
No newspaper has ever had the courage to
Theatre in Seaforth.
25 YEARS AGO
MARCH 19,1969
The first robin of the season as spotted by
Don Ives, of RR 2 Blyth.
Miss Hazel Collins and Mr. Bill Boussey
of Central Hullett Secondary School were
winners of the Blyth Lions Club Speaking
Contest and at the competition in Wingham.
The Blyth Lions Club celebrated as they
burnt the artificial ice plant mortgage of
$10,000.
The Blyth PeeWees advanced to the semi
finals in the Goderich Young Canada
Hockey Tournament. They defeated Kettle
Point 3-1 and Samia Indians, 8-3.
Twin calves were born on the farm of
Harold Cunningham of Hullett Twp. The
white Durham calves were both heifers.
Bruce Falconer joined the staff of
Lawrence Knight Real Estate.
The fire insurance premium for East
Wawanosh through Howick Mutual fire
Insurance was $13.50.
East Wawanosh council accepted the
gravel tender from Joe Kerr Limited of
Wingham, at a price of 98 cents per cubic
yard, for supplying, crushing and hauling
10,000 cubic yards of gravel.
The Chev. army truck belonging to the
township was sold for $100.
Habkirk Transit Services in Seaforth,
offered a two night stay in Nashville,
Tennessee for $59. the price included hotel,
tour, dinner and a Saturday night
performance.
Snell's Food Market advertised weekly
specials. Five Roses floi ", seven lbs. was 59
cents; Allen's Apple Juice, 48 oz. tin, 39
cents; one lb. of Blue Ribbon Coffee, 89
cents; Pine River medium cheddar cheese,
69 cents per lb. and two rolls of paper towels
for 49 cents.
run a front page banner reading "Relax,
Folks! Nothing Happened!
The Irish genius George Bernard Shaw put
it more pungently.-"A newspaper" said
Shaw, "is a device unable to discriminate
between a bicycle accident and the collapse
of civilization."
The solution to all this? Don't ask me. As a
scribbler for the papers, I'm obviously part
of the problem, not the solution.
However I will offer this letter from Annie
Davidson, one of our many wonderful
readers. Annie loathes the way our
newsmakers smirkingly refer to the ill-
informed as being 'off the planet' She writes:
"Could we please trash the phrase 'off the
planet?' Not only is it overused, it oozes all
the smugness and self-importance of the
media that spawned it.
"I did not miss last summer's
Teal/Homolka round-up by being 'off the
planet'. On the contrary, I was very much on
the planet, turning my front lawn into a rose
garden.
"The Conservative Leadership
Convention? Sorry. I was having the love
affair of the century. Did I miss anything?
"We should be toasting people who
manage to escape the ubiquity of popular
culture now and again. Let us respectfully
refer to them henceforth as the 'Media
Immune' and welcome them back to the
planet"
Sounds good, Annie. A natural antidote to
InfoAngst - a voluntary readership strike to
give our overworked brains a rest.
Er, not including readers of The Citizen of
course.
5 YEARS AGO
MARCH 15,1989
County taxes jumped 19.58 percent
despite the objections from eight councillors,
including Marie Hicknell of McKillop.
The largest portion of the increase was due
to capital expenditures for waste
management and the construction of
Huronview.
A team from the Blyth and District Fire
Department won the B Championship at the
dart tournament for fire departments, held in
Wingham.
Members of the team were Vernon
Bromley, Connie Bromley, Brad
Montgomery and Maureen Montgomery.
The Beirdo Bros, performed at the
Brussels Library.
The Brussels LCBO was broken into and
$1,030 worth of liquor was stolen.
The Bluevale No. 2, 4-H Club chose their
executive. They are: president, Donna
Johnston; secretary, Carla Johnston and
press reporter, Sheri Huether.
Blyth Novices earned the B Championship
at the Teeswater tournament by defeating
Lucknow, 7-0 and Howick, 6-0.
West Wawanosh council approved the
purchase of a tanker for Lucknow and
District Fire Department. The township
contributed $12,000.
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THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 16, 1994. PAGE 5.
The
Short
of it
By Bonnie Gropp
Sorry,
our mistake!
It was all a mistake. I didn't mean to do it.
How often have we heard those words.
Human error is a fact of life, though not
always an acceptable one. From the time our
children are young we try to teach them that
it's alright to make a mistake; that it is after
all only natural. There was even a song on
Sesame Street telling kids it's okay to mess
up sometimes.
Everyone makes mistakes so why can't
you?
Your sister and your brother and your dad
and mother too.
Unfortunately, while the words may be
true there are always those who forgive but
never forget and, worse yet, those who will
do neither.
The problem with making a mistake is that
it can have serious negative repercussions
attached to it. Just ask Joey Buttafuoco,
who's recently serving time for his fatal
attraction to the predatory, albeit underage,
Amy Fischer. After an affair with Joey, the
"Long Island Lolita" decided his wife was in
the way. She went to Joey's home, knocked
on the door and shot his wife in the face.
Obviously mistakes come in different
sizes, with the previous example being one
of the bigger ones. Little ones come in the
form of spilled milk and calling someone by
the wrong name. A little more serious is
throwing a baseball through a window while
the next rung up the ladder could be
something like cheating on an exam.
Though the latter is definitely
troublesome, it is still, when you really think
about it, fairly small potatoes in this
veritable garden of fallibility.
That's what we tend to forget when we're
victims of someone else's boo-boo; the fact
that we often commit an error by over
reacting to the situation. If I have tried to
learn anything in this lifetime, it's to stand
back and take a second to ask myself, "How
bad is it? Will the sun still come up to
tomorrow and the world still go on?" If you
can answer yes to the last question, it should
be easier to deal with the mistake on a more
rational basis, I've found.
If there's any gratification after a mistake
it's that, for the most part, they are a fairly
private matter, primarily among those
directly affected. In some instances,
however, a mistake can become public
knowledge. Through the media the mistakes
of politicians and criminals are brought to
the attention of anyone listening and reading.
Look again, at the Buttoffuocas — we
learned more about that mistake than we
ever wanted to.
For what it's worth, however, the mistakes
made by the media are also for public
knowledge, printed in black and white or
announced boldly over the airwaves. For that
reason, the wronged party is also deserving
of a public apology.
It is with all these thoughts in mind, that I
would like to say thank you to some
individuals. Last week there were two
inaccuracies in our paper and a photography
gaffe that resulted in no coverage of an
important event. The first two were brought
to our attention without theatrics in a polite
and understanding manner. The latter wasn't
seen as a diabolical plot to ignore the event,
rather it was acknowledged for what it was
— a regrettable goof. "It's okay. These
things happen," he said when I explained.
That may be true, but not everyone is as
willing to accept it. It's for that reason that I
wanted to publicly thank these people.