The Citizen, 1994-03-09, Page 5£ Arthur Black
Thank God
America’s crooks
aren't good at it
What's the first thing that pops into your
head when you hear the world Miami?
Chances are, quicker than I can say
'kneejerk', the word "crime" pops up on your
mindscreen. There was, after all, a hit TV
show called Miami Vice. Just about every
edition of your daily newspaper bristles with
headlines about cocaine cartels, heroin busts
and tourist homicides. And an awful lot of
those headlines are followed by stories
datelined 'Miami'.
Shouldn't be too surprising. Miami is a
nice warm place, and crooks, like the rest of
us, prefer to be nice and warm. We are
talking about a country in which 38,000
people get shot to death every year; a
country with the highest percentage in the
world of its citizens behind bars. A country
which boasts 200 million handguns stuffed
under pillows, in underwear drawers and in
glove compartments. And those are the
legally owned handguns. Nobody knows
how many illegal ones are out there, waiting
to go off.
America has more than its fair share of
criminals, armed and otherwise. Thank God
International Scene
By Raymond Canon
The Uruguay round
completed —
finally!!
I would imagine that most people would
have trouble finding Uruguay on the map;
for this reason the mention of the "Uruguay
Round" would not mean a great deal to
them. However, whenever the member
nations of the General Agreement of Tariffs
and Trade get together for another round of
talks, the location of the first meeting
generally gives the name to that round. So it
is that the first place that the GATT
members met to discuss a further reduction
in trade barriers, it was in the South
American country of Uruguay. It doesn't
matter that, in the seven years of the
discussions, nothing further was discussed
there; that is the name that has stuck.
At any rate trying, in the space of a short
article, to explain the impact of the latest
agreement is tantamount to explaining
nuclear physics to a kindergarten class.
However, I will try and I will start out by
saying that, since GATT was established in
the aftermath of World War II, it has proven
to be one of the greatest contributors to
economic growth that this century has seen;
Canada would certainly be a far poorer
nation without it.
Its origin goes back to two of the earliest
economists, Adam Smith and David
Ricardo, both from England, who formulated
their theories in the 18th century but it took
the Great Depression of the 1930s to show
the world how bad protectionism could be
and thus it was almost 200 years later before
trade liberalization was given its first real
baptism fire. We have never looked back!
This is not to say that it has been a bed of
roses. Part of the problem is that people tend
to take either one or the other of the
following points of view. It is either the
greatest thing that has ever happened to a
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they're not too good at it.
What? You thought American crooks were
shrewd and ruthless and competent? Hardly.
Not the ones that make the papers anyway.
Such as Vernon Lewis, would-be bank
holder-upper. Vernon entered a bank in
Perth Amboy, New Jersey one afternoon
recently and proceeded to conduct himself in
classic bank heist fashion. He handed a note
to the teller which read "I want $100s and
$50s. You have 60 seconds. I have a gun."
A fine specimen, as stickup notes go.
Clear, succinct, no spelling mistakes. It got
Vernon $850 in hundreds and fifties.
But not for long.
Good as the note was, Vernon's choice of
writing paper left something to be desired.
He wrote the note on the back of an old
warrant for his arrest.
No points for brains, Vernon, but full
marks for recycling.
Then there was the case of Michael Foster
and his under age pal who almost pulled off
the perfect theft of an electronic dart game
from a tavern.
A rather...heavy electronic dart game. The
light-fingered lads managed to hoist it on to
the back of their pick-up truck in the tavern
parking lot, but when they pulled away, the
truck sank up to the axles in the soft parking
lot mud. Which is when Michael had his
bright idea. He called Jim Paape and asked
for a tow.
country or else it is bad, bad, bad. Those of
us who can see something of both in any
deal such as a GATT round find ourselves
caught in the crossfire and we run the
constant risk of being dragged into one or
the other of the camps. If we say something
favourable, we are automatically pro-GATT;
if, on the other hand, we criticize it, we are
lumped in with the 99 99/100 per cent free
traders.
Let's look at the Uruguay Round from the
point of view of its critics. To my mind the
most vociferous are, without a doubt, the
members of the marketing boards in Canada,
who see their whole way of life threatened.
From the point of view of the protection
which such boards have brought these
people, I can honestly say that I would feel
the same way if I were a member. It has
brought them a considerable amount of
stability and nobody likes to give that up.
However, given the wrenching changes
that are taking place in every major
economy, it is difficult at best to maintain
stability. Ask the Japanese rice farmers; they
are even more entrenched than the marketing
boards and they have seen GATT pull the
rug out from under their cosy arrangement
with the Japanese government. As we go
into the next century, no sector of the
economy, it seems, will be spared.
How much will the world benefit from the
Uruguay Round? Well, I do not have any
magic figure that have been provided by an
"impeccable source" but I would estimate
that the benefit would be upwards of $200
billion when everything falls into place. To
calm the fears of some, I should hasten to
add that this is not a sero-sum game; this
means that $200 billion will not come out of
somebody's pocket, it will be additional
income. One of the winners has to be the
consumer although I should caution that this
will not come overnight and, when it does, it
will be gradual. Far too often the consumer
has been sacrificed on the altar of
expediency of some interest group; to cite
THE CITIZEN,
Ah, that would be Sheriff Jim Paape. In a
triumph of understatement Sheriff Paape
observed, "The boys didn't put a real lot of
thought into this."
One could level the same charge at the
thieves who knocked over two music stores
in Kansas City a few weeks back, getting
clean away with a truckload of CD boxes
worth hundreds of thousands of dollars.
If they'd had any CDs inside. They didn't.
The boxes were for display only.
How about one story in which the crooks
don't trip over their own feet? I give you the
sad tale of Mina Mullins, a young
millionairess driving home alone one
evening when she was suddenly rear-ended.
Mina pulled over, got out of her car and
found herself face to face with two men in
balaclavas. Ah, yes. The classic bump and
rob gambit, in which thieves 'accidentally'
bump into a car, then rob the passengers
when they pull over to check the damage.
They took her purse and the $100,000 worth
of jewellery she happened to be wearing.
They also took her Mercedes. Later, a rueful
Mina Mullins confessed "I forgot all the
safety rules when I got out of the car."
Ironic, that Mina Mullins of all people
should forget the rules. After all the robbery
happened in Surrey, England. Which is
where Mina Mullins moved to get away
from the rising crime rate back in her home
town... Mi ami.
one example, when we put quotas on the
number of Japanese cars that could be
imported into Canada, it cost the consumer
$ 150,000 for every job saved.
From where I sit Canada has the potential
to become a winner in two segments. At the
same time as we are dismantling more of our
trade barriers, we have also finally started to
come to grips with the barriers, and there are
many, which exist between provinces. We
are discovering that, if we are to play on a
level playing field in the world of
international competition, we have to
increase this competition at home. Many of
these barriers would be totally ludicrous if so
many people didn't take them seriously.
For a country that has to be dragged
kicking and screaming into the world of free
trade, we are actually quite good when it
comes to competing on foreign markets. My
files contain any number of examples of
firms, of which you have probably never
heard, but let me add another to the list. New
Flyer Industries of Winnipeg has just
completed an agreement to supply New
Orleans with 300 buses. You probably didn't
know that they made buses in Winnipeg but
obviously they do and successfully, it seems.
Even with GATT, life will not be a bed of
roses but we are well positioned to benefit
from it as much as any other country.
Marketing board farmers have a while to get
ready for the new reality and I hope that
some day they, too, will see that their
industries can be more competitive than they
thought.
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 9,1994. PAGE 5.
A place to get
acquainted
This past week some area students were
enthusiastically preparing to present their
speeches to an audience of their peers,
parents and the public.
The ability to stand up in front of a large
number and talk, is, among other things, a
talent. It's not enough to be a good writer,
the most glorious epistle can be pretty
humdrum if not delivered with colour and »
enthusiasm. Without poise, confidence and a
certain flare for drama you will most
certainly lose your audience.
For most of us the vulnerability we feel
being up front, overpowers any capability of
carrying on this conversation, which is in
essence what public speaking is — the
speaker converses through story-telling and
the sharing of views and opinions, while the
audience practises the fine art of listening.
We should, however, all be comfortable
with regular conversation, even though it
sometimes seems we don't remember how to
listen and talk to each other anymore. Busy
lives may mean less time to sit and hone
these fine skills.
One of the places where there is still
opportunity for conversation however, is the
dinner table. As the considerably younger
child in a small family, dinners weren't
always a lively place of chit chat at our
house, but one of my most sweetest
childhood memories was when my two older
siblings, as well as three young adult
boarders were all living at our home.
Mealtime was boisterous communication
with everyone having their turn on centre
stage to share anecdotes. I don't think the
problems of the world were ever solved, but
even if the years have romanticised things, I
do recall a lot of laughter and chatter.
Then it was Mom, Dad and me. With the
exception of lunch and supper Dad pretty
much worked from morning to bedtime. His
relaxation came during those meals with
time to read the newspaper. After full days at
work and school Mom and I, like many
others then, found easy company in the
television. With TV tables and plates of food
the three of us moved away from the dinner
table and I see now from conversation.
Mealtime became one more need to fulfill in
a day, rather than a time to keep acquainted.
It began to remind me a bit of pulling into a
gas station, where you take only enough
time to refuel then move on to the next task.
I must qualify all of this by adding that
among the people I knew this habit was the
norm, not the exception. The voices on the
television in many of my friends' homes too,
was the conversation at dinner.
While I sometimes have problems getting
my family to realize that it's okay to linger
over a meal (it still occasionally resembles a
pit stop) we are working towards the type of
mealtime I enjoyed as a child. Though
dinner in the Gropp household could never
be described as a refined, dignified occasion,
the TV is off and we do attempt con
versation and debate, the latter usually being
over my choice of dinner music.
With our busy lifestyles, I think many
families are rediscovering the enjoyment of
gathering together round the dinner table.
Learning to listen and having the
opportunity to share thoughts and ideas with
others is a very necessary and healthy part of
society. Communicating in the intimate
environment offered at meal time is a perfect
lime to hear what's happening in your child's
life. It's an ideal forum in which to practise
the art of speaking and listening.