HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1994-02-23, Page 5Arthur Black
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 1994. PAGE 5.
The
Short
Do the world
a favour.
Chuck the letter
It could happen to you the next time you
pick up your mail.
There, nestled in among the grocery store
flyers and the dreaded envelopes with
ominous cellophane windows, you spy a
letter with a strange postmark and an
unfamiliar return address. Curious, you tear
it open.
And find yourself reading a chain letter.
But this one's a different kind of chain
letter. It doesn't promise you untold riches or
a fabulous sex life or an eternity of foul luck
if you don't send off copies of the chain
letters to six other unsuspecting saps.
No, this chain letter tells you the
heartbreaking story of little Craig Shepherd.
Craig is a seven-year-old British schoolboy,
says the letter. It also tells you that Craig has
an inoperable brain tumour and only one
wish in the world.
Craig wants to be in the Guinness Book of
World Records. He hopes to get there by
becoming the human being to receive the
most mail in history.
And you can help, the letter says. Just drop
nim a line - or just address an envelope and
pop your business card inside.
Jeez, it's little enough to ask for a kid
Strong PM,
weak Presidents
I have often thought that in his spare
moments, that is, if he has any, the president
of the United States must look longingly at
his counterpart in Canada and think how
much easier his task would be if he only had
the powers of the prime minister. This may
come as something of a surprise but any
prime minister with a majority government
in Canada such as Jean Chretien now enjoys,
would never have to do the arm-twisting or
the wheeling and dealing that Bill Clinton
had to do south of the border in order to get
the NAFTA deal to be accepted by the U.S.
House of Representatives. While Mr.
Chretien may have the odd maverick in his
party, as does any prime minister, he can
expect the rank and file to come together to
vote in favour of a government bill. Il is only
when the members have a free vote that the
differences of opinion would show up; with
that kind of vote, it doesn't matter to the
government just how members vote.
However, let's take a look at what Mr.
Clinton has to go through. Although he is a
Democrat, he can not automatically call on
the Democratic majority in the House of
Representatives and the Senate since he is
not a part of Congress as the prime minister
is of the House of Commons; he is elected
by a separate vote and remains separate.
Furthermore, he does not have to pick his
cabinet ministers from Congress; he can get
them where he pleases and they do not even
have to be a practicing Democrat. Thus the
President and his cabinet sit aside from
Congress and work independently of it.
If he wants to have a bill passed in
Congress, he cannot assume that all the
who's dying, right?
Well, I've got five words of advice for you
should you receive this letter.
Throw it in the garbage.
Sound heartless? Hey, if Craig Shergold
could talk to you he would beg you to throw
it in the garbage. Yes, there really is a Craig
Shergold, and he really did have a dream of
getting into the Guinness Book of World
Records. But that was away back in 1989.
Before the dream turned into a kind of
nightmare.
Craig's letter touched a lot of hearts.
Within weeks of sending his request to a few
local newspapers, the lad's local post office
in Carshalton, England was inundated with
letters addressed to Craig Shergold.
Before long the post office .was receiving
600 sacks of mail.
Eveiy day.
Part of the problem was that Craig wasn't
just a U.K. phenomenon. His letter came to
the attention of a group called The
Children's Wish Foundation in Atlanta,
Georgia which tries to grant the wishes of
terminally ill children. It decided to alert the
business executives of the continent to
Craig's project.
That was five years and tens of millions of
cards and letters ago.
"We've got a 10,000-square-foot
warehouse that is stacked to the ceiling with
mail that still hasn't been opened" moans
Arthur Stein, president of the Foundation.
By Raymond Canon
members of his party will vote for it and all
the Republicans against it. He is up against a
free vote which means that he will get
support and opposition from both parties.
There are progressives and conservatives in
both the Democratic and Republicans and, as
is frequently the case in Canadian parties,’it
is sometimes difficult to know just where
one party leaves off and the other begins.
The irony of the recent vote by the House of
Representatives over the NAFTA agreement
was that some of the most vociferous
opposition came from members of the
President's own party and he had to buy
them off by agreeing to some of their
conditions such as trying to prevent what
mid-west American farmers consider to be
the dumping on Canadian Durum Wheat in
the United States. How successful he will be
on that promise remains to be seen.
The president has to contend with another
anomaly of the American system which sees
all the members of the House of
Representatives elected every two years but
only one-third of the Senators. The latter
comes about because Senators are elected
for a six year term but on a staggered basis.
The president himself is elected for precisely
four years which means that the Americans
have elections every two years but only
every four years are they electing
congressmen, senators and president. A lot
of their time is, therefore, taken up with
getting ready for elections, holding them and
then getting over them. Even if a president is
not up for election, he is expected to get out
and help those candidates of his own party
who are in danger of losing. There is,
nevertheless, one exception to all this. If the
president is seen as something of a lame
duck, his parly's candidates will not touch
him with the proverbial barge pole and he
can stay in Washington. That is, however,
not a reputation any president
understandably wants to have.
"There's no way to stop it. Everyone keeps
saying quit, and people ignore the pleas."
It's become so bad in Britain that British
Post has assigned Craig Shergold his own
personal postal code - an honour usually
reserved for large towns or counties.
So has the Craig Shergold letter just been
a giant migraine for all concerned? On the
contrary. This is one chain letter that
actually delivered - albeit in ways no one
ever intended.
For one thing, Craig Shergold did make
the Guinness Book of World Records. It
happened in 1991 when his mail topped the
30 million mark. (Guinness authorities
shrewdly retired the category so they
wouldn't have to go through this again).
For another thing, it looks like Craig's
condition is cured. An American billionaire,
John W. Kluge, read of the boy's plight and
paid for him to be flown over and treated by
a neurosurgeon in Virginia. More than 90
per cent of Craig's brain tumour was
removed and the doctors pronounced him
cured.
That was three years ago. But the mail just
keeps on flooding in.
So if you get a copy of the Craig Shergold
chain letter, do the world a favour. Chuck it
in the recycling box.
Craig Shergold would thank you for it if
he could.
So would the besieged employees of the
Children's Wish Foundation.
Not to mention the forests of the world.
So it is that a prime minister with a
majority in Parliament can count on the
support of his MPs; a president cannot.
Furthermore, the latter is not even a part of
Congress and cannot take part in the debate
on any particular subject. In fact, he seldom
shows up in Congress except for such things
as the State of the Union address which is a
traditional speech to the elected
representatives. He spends far more time
engaged in political arm-twisting than does
his Canadian counterpart.
Finally, there is the electoral system that a
would-be presidential candidate has to go
through even before he can get his party's
nomination. It goes on for the better part of a
year and it is, in one word, exhausting.
Whether or not it makes sure that the best
man gets the nomination is problematical but
it is just another load that has to be carried.
Frankly I'm amazed that a president gets
much done. Bill Clinton is lucky that he has
a wife who is just as intelligent as he (some
would say more) and can pitch in as Hillary
has with the question of universal health
care. Most presidents have to fend for
themselves and, in their spare and private
moments, they must look at the prime
minister of Canada with more than a tinge of
envy.
Letters
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restraint, I can only wish there was a better
way than spending $6 million to meet the
needs of our educational partners, whether
that be allowing religious classes in our
present schools or some other innovative
solutions.
Thank you for allowing me to express my
thoughts.
Douglas Garniss
RR 4, Wingham, Ont.
NOG 2W0
357-1939
of it
By Bonnie Gropp
Gold mettle
contender
I was recently talking to a young mother
who expressed her continued frustration over
her daughter's untidiness. The mother, a
professed neatnik says every day is a battle
between the two, precipitated by the
daughter's slovenly habits and the mother's
obsession for order. "Her room is just never
tidy!” she proclaims.
The second party in this personality war
however, tells it a little differently. "I can't
see the point of going to all the trouble,
when no matter how good a job I do, it's
never good enough for her."
Most of us at some time or another have
come up against a person for whom our best
is not only not good enough, but who seems
reluctant to acknowledge that our
performance had any value whatosever. It
makes you angry, but worse, if it happens
too often, it discourages yob.
After watching the Olympics this past
week I can't help wondering what inspires
figure skaters to go on in an event where the
judges' personal preferences for style and
their blatant displays of favouritism can tip
the scales so heavily. For example, I think
most people watching the pairs skating were
surprised that Gordeeva and Grinkov beat
Eisler and Brasseur, let alone the other
Russian pairs, but their reputation, one
commentator remarked, precedes them.
The ultimate insult to a skater had to have
been on Saturday when the Russian judge
handed a 5.5 score for artistic impression to
Canadian skater Elvis Stojko. Although he
skated a near flawless performance, it was
later noted that some judges do not care for
his style of skating which, unlike others in
the competition, is inspired by a love of the
martial arts rather than the more accepted
ballet.
My son argues with me that figure skating
should be a performance art, not a sport.
Adjudication has no business on a playing
field.
After this week we may have one less
thing to argue about. I'm not sure it’s fair that
personal preference, rather than the ability
and the talent of the athlete, can determine a
winner. As the fastest speed skater wins the
race so should the most polished, most
technically correct figure skater win the
gold. When artistic impression marks come
down to a pirouette, it loses its credibility as
a sport. The fact that a skater stumbles and
wins a gold medal over a dynamic, con
trolled opponent does definitely raise some
questions.
It seems to me that it must take a lot of
determination to continue working so hard in
an athletic field that appears to depend so
much on paying your dues and a judge's
fancy. As the young girl I mentioned earlier
said, what's the point in trying when you
know it won't meet the standards?
Like one-time Olympic bronze medalist
Toller Cranston, who was shunned for his
artistic style in- the then predominantly
technical world of figure skating, Stojko
showed in an interview the following day
that he accepts the role as innovator, as one
who is breaking new ground for future
skaters. Though he's gutsy enough to admit
he may have been robbed (when an
interviewer asked him if he thought he
shculd have been first, he replied that he
knew he shouldn't have been fifth where the
Russian judge had him) he didn’t whine
about how unfair it was. While many would
agree that the Olympic gold was taken from
him he has accepted the silver with dignity
simply proving the mettle he's made of is
gold.