HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1994-01-26, Page 5Arthur Black
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 26,1994. PAGE 5.
Radio’s magic
not what it
once was
I'm a lucky guy because I work in the
media. Don't let anybody kid you - it's a
wonderful way to turn a buck.
Sure, I'll never be rich, but on the other
hand, there's no dress code. I get to shoot my
mouth off. And I meet a helluva lot of
interesting folks.
I also get to explore the fascinating
differences among the "media". I write a
newspaper column, I host a weekly radio
show and every seven days I do a comedy
spot on television.
And just as in all families, each brother
and sister is as different as different can be.
Writing this column is very satisfying. I
get to put words together on whatever bee is
currently rattling around in my bonnet as
best I can, and splay them out on this page
every week.
Simpson's Sears would pay big bucks for
this space. I get it for free.
Television? That's another story. It is at
once the most powerful and least satisfying
of all the media I know. People watch you
on television but they don't necessarily listen
to what you have to say.
I remember the first time I went on the
tube. The producers told me I had exactly 90
International Scene
By Raymond Canon
Will our
standard
of living die?
One of the questions which I get asked
most frequently in the 1990s is whether the
students that now make up my classes will
have to take a drop in their standard of living
compared to what their parents and
grandparents enjoy. This is an understand
able concern in that there are any number of
stories about graduates of both the
community colleges and the universities who
have to take jobs, when they can find them,
that are considerably below the level of
earnings which they envisaged when they
were in high school and thinking of a career.
Perhaps in the next few paragraphs I can
provide some of the answers. The operative
word is "some" since I don't think that
anybody has all of them.
One of the reasons why I would handle
such a topic in this column is that Canadian
young people are not the only ones asking
themselves precisely the same question. It is,
to put it mildly, being posed all over the
industrialized world. You can, therefore,
— pick up an American or a European
newspaper and see precisely the same topics
being discussed and with the same lack of
agreement as to what is happening or what
can be done about it. Thus, if misery loves
company, there is plenty of it for everybody.
The answer is not going to be found only in
Canada or the United States; it is something
that will gradually emerge on an intentional
plane. Whether we like what we see is, of
course, another question.
You would think that, with the threat of
Soviet Communism all but a thing of the
seconds to make whatever point it was I was
trying to make. I slaved over my words like
a poet seducing a lover. I wrote. I got made
up. I read my words off the Auto Cue. The
next day I asked my friends what they
thought.
They all replied "Where'd you get that
ugly sports jacket?"
That's the thing about television. It is
enormously, overpoweringly visual. You
could go on TV and recite the first four
pages of the Hamilton telephone book and
nobody would notice - as long as you
looked like George Hamilton or Loni
Anderson.
And radio? Ah, radio. I beg the editor's
indulgence - what I am about to type is not
what a newspaper editor wants to read...but
radio is the most satisfying medium to write
for.
Because in radio you get to use peoples'
heads. There is no need to spend hundreds of
thousands of dollars constructing a film set
of the Nile Delta or downtown Winnipeg -
all you have to do in radio is say
Yellowknife...January 1945..." - and the
listeners brains fill in the details!
Radio is magic. Radio is make believe.
Radio is, of course, not what it once was.
People like to think that radio, like
everything else, has gotten better, subtler,
more sophisticated as time passes.
But actually, radio has gotten worse.
The fact is, back in the old days you could
pull in marvellous things on your radio set.
As Torontonian Ron Haggart, another old
past, the rest of the world would be prepared
to live happily ever after. Such is not the
case. If we do not have a military or political
revolution, we are in the midst of an
economic one and that touches everybody
just as much as the other two. The buzz
word here is "rationalization." This means
that companies, especially on the
international level, (which most of the big
ones are these days) are trying to find their
place in a new world where there is no
longer any guarantee they can even continue
to exist. Companies are being bought out,
are merging with others in the same industry
or are simply closing their doors and going
out of business. Pan American Airways used
to be a proud name in the airline industry;
today it is nothing but a page in the history
books. Birks Jewellers, one of the most
prestigious names in Canadian business, has
recently been in bankruptcy proceedings.
And so it goes.
Even those still in business are shedding
labour in order to avoid the fate of the above
two companies. Hardly a day goes by when
we do not read of hundreds of thousands of
jobs being declared redundant. It all goes'to
say that, when this shake-out is complete,
industry should indeed be more efficient.
Where, then, will the jobs be?
There will, for openers, be a considerable
number of possibilities for what I call niche
companies, that is, those who find a small
sector in an industry where they can provide
efficiently a particular product or service.
The more entrepreneurial of our young
people will understandably look to this area
for employment, either working for
somebody else or setting up their own
business. In short, the world is still ready to
accept a better mouse trap.
If you think that sounds like the old-
fashioned work ethic, you are right. One of
the mistakes any young generation makes is
timer, wrote in The Globe and Mail recently,
"As a child in Vancouver...I could easily
listen to KSL, Salt Lake City.. .Even WBZ, a
continent away in Boston was possible...and
of course the Canadian Broadcasting
Corporation's famous clear-channel station
at Watrous, Saskatchewan..."
Ah, yes. The good old days. For old-time,
dyed-in-the-vacuum-tube radio fans I
heartily recommend a book by Garrison
Keillor called WLT. It is a paean to the salad
days of radio, and it contains this passage:
"Oh, the days when radio was new...it was
so beautiful. Back then, the radio signal was
received all the way to the Alleghenies and
west to the Rockies...Radio spanned the
continent, and radios were built to pull in
signals from far away. The Zenith had a
tuning knob as big as a grapefruit. You'd
spin that and bring in Nashville and
Cincinnati and Detroit and Little Rock and
Salt Lake City and Pittsburgh. These little
dinky pisspot radios you buy today won't get
a signal from 30 miles away and why should
they? The shows sound the same everywhere
you go...Radio used to be a dream and now
it's a jukebox.. .But of course if you climb on
your high horse and talk about radio when it
amounted to something, people mark you
down as an old fart, the sort who grumbles
about the decline of railroad travel and
circuses..."
Amen, And if anybody disagrees, just send
your letters to me, care of this newspaper.
And address them to Old Fart, if you
would.
to think that, just because their parents or
grandparents talk about it, it must be without
merit. What the same young people have to
do is keep an open mind on our work habits
and attitudes. The history of the world is
replete with examples of people having to go
back to the basics.
This brings me to another point. I'm sure
you have heard this before but it bears
repeating. At the same time that you are
prepared to work harder, you have to work
smarter. If hard work were the only criteria,
the slave labour camps would be centres of
progress. Any country, including Canada,
will forget this little bit of advice at their
peril.
Be prepared for less help from
governments. In the 60s and 70s, the same
governments went overboard in providing a
social welfare net for their citizens. The
attempt was admirable but it failed to take
into consideration the fact that costs might
run consistently ahead of revenues. They
have been doing that for some time and
hence the necessity of curbing our
expenditures in those areas if we are not to
become a basket case such as Sweden. In
essence, you should be prepared to accept
responsibility for more of your security
instead of spending a lot of effort trying to
discover what welfare program you qualify
for.
I have no magic cure for what ails us. To
paraphrase a famous statement by John
Kennedy, ask what you can do to help
yourself, not what others can do to help you.
This is not a prescription for anarchy, only to
make people realize it, whenever there is any
change in living standards, there are both
winners and losers. Given that governments
can no longer afford to throw money at
problems as they did in the past, we are all
going to have to do more to create our own
paradise.
The
Short
of it
By Bonnie Gropp
A driver’s
complaint
We've all seen them. Their size and power
intimidates everything in their path. Like big
schoolyard bullies they use that advantage to
get ahead and like steam rollers won't let
anything stand in their way when they're on
the move.
You know what I'm talking about, those
big tractor trailers that regardless of rain,
hail, snow or freezing will let nothing slow
down their progress. Neither slick ice nor
hazy mist will challenge them. They ride
above it and confidently upon it.
Unfortunately, the rest of us, don't always
feel that secure.
I am, admittedly a bit of an overcautious
driver. I always prepare for disaster and I
have lived long enough to expect as much.
The split second mistakes and poor
judgment calls I report each week in the
paper have made me perhaps a little leery of
betting all my chips on lady luck, especially
when winter's fury increases the odds
against. When traction and visibility are both
closer to nil than not, it only makes sense to
give yourself a little extra time and take it
easy.
While the first storm of the year does have
me cruising in my car at a turtle's pace,
practice makes perfect, so I have, of late,
relaxed behind the wheel. The bottom line is
I drive at a speed that makes me feel
comfortable and in control.
Last week, on my way home during one of
our frequent blustery blowups, I found
myself sandwiched between two, rather
imposing transport trucks (Not local I might
add). Things weren't too bad in the
beginning; I had a fairly good jump on the
truck behind me and as the roads were fairly
clear and visibilty for the most part good I
was travelling at the speed limit. Apparently,
that was not fast enough, though, because he
caught up, then spent the next few miles
doing his best to make that clear.
Through the weather's milky whiteness the
truck's grill, just about the only thing visible
in my rear view mirror, took on a demonic
visage and I was reminded of a movie I had
once seen where a possessed truck terrorized
a lone driver on a solitary road. Then reality
returned and I began instead to get quite
ticked off.
I didn't need to think of what to do in the
worst case scenario, this guy was taking it
out of my hands. If I had to make a sudden
stop, or began to slide there was no way he
could stop a rig like that in time, not on a
good day and certainly not on that road
surface. I couldn't even risk slowing to pull
over.
Also, while the drivers may feel that they
have the advantage of weight and power,
these trucks do slide and if the guy in front
began to lose it I knew I'd be peanut butter.
Let me hasten to add that I know there are
some good truck drivers out there, that as
usual a few make it bad for the rest.
Looking at the way those ones seem to take
over a road when they're on it, I have often
thought of them as borderline sociopaths.
They're probably the ones who picked on
little kids, who get a big thrill out of
demonstrating power over others and now
are revelling in the sense of invincibility
they have in their fortress on wheels.
Now, I realize that oftentimes the reason
for their haste is that truckers are on limited
time, that payment for delivery will be
greater if the product arrives early. But, I
was driving the speed limit in a snowstorm,
for goodness sake.
Maybe someone should offer incentives
for delivering the product in one piece.