HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1993-09-01, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, 1993. PAGE 5.
The chair
what you park
the bum in
Write me off as a singular bore if you
want, but I am sublimely uninterested in
"gender-neutral" language.
It's all the rage, you know. Shepherds and
shepherdesses are verboten. The term is
`herdsperson'. You're not even supposed to
say 'chairwoman' or 'chairman' any more.
The officially laundered and approved
phrase is 'chairperson' — or simply 'the
chair'.
Well, sorry Ms Grundy, but 'the chair' is
what I park 'the bum' in. And as for gender
fuzzification, I think it's just another ploy for
lawyers and politicians and other paper
spewing windbags who pay their mortgages
by muddying up the water the rest of us have
to swim through.
The English language is a marvellous
creation — a bottomless quiver full of razor-
sharp adjectival arrows honed and edged for
Unemployment
plagues
western world
A recent cover of Maclean's magazine
declared that about 1 1/2 million Canadians
are out of work, a situation that was
considered to be widespread in the western
world. That goes without saying; given the
economic policies that have been carried out
over the past decade, it would be surprising
if this were not the situation. I have had a
number of people ask me how bad it is
elsewhere and, more importantly, what can
be done about it.
Before I get into the nitty-gritty of what to
do, let's take a look at unemployment as an
economic phenomenon. Over the years there
has been something of an inverse
relationship between it and inflation. When
one is high, the other is low and vice versa.
We have come to develop what is called a
"discomfort index." Add up the amount of
inflation and unemployment and that will
give you the index. Thus in Canada this
would be about 14, in Germany it is 12, in
Switzerland, eight and in Italy 15. A more
recent proposal is to make the
unemployment component double the one
for inflation which would make the
Canadian figure 24, the German one 21, the
Swiss 12 and the Italian 27. If this
relationship is a valid one, it is obvious that
some of the things we do to cure inflation
cause unemployment; when we fight
unemployment, we cause inflation.
When we measure inflation we treat it as
one of two kinds. This is frictional or the
normal kind that goes with the business
cycle. If you have been laid off and have not
yet found a job, you are likely to be
experiencing the frictional kind. However, if
you lose your job because your company is
using outdated manufacturing processes and
can no longer compete, this type is
considered to be structural. Whatever the
cause, losing one's job is not a pleasant
experience for most people, regardless of
every imaginable target. We have so many
glorious words — masculine and feminine.
Why would anyone want to neutralize them?
The scary thing about these self-appointed
language genders is that they just might win.
If we don't use words we lose them. If you
don't believe me, go ask your kids what a
`throttle', a 'treadle', or 'Wellingtons' are.
Sure, you know — but I bet they don't.
There was a time when we cared a great
deal more about words. Back in the 15th
century a language maven by the name of
Dame Juliana Berners published a tome
called The Book of St. Albans. It was a small
book — a manual really, consisting of 164
specific terms for groups of things. We can
thank Dame Juliana for a 'pride' of lions and
a 'litter' or puppies, for a 'swarm' of bees
and a 'flock' of sheep.
It was this book which first differentiated
between geese on the ground (`gaggle') and
geese in the air (`skein').
For the past 500 years, thanks to The Book
of St. Albans, English speakers have referred
to 'slates' of candidates and `herds' of
elephants.
We even kept the mistakes Dame Juliana
made. She insisted that the correct term for a
group of fish was 'school'. Actually, it was a
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any unemployment insurance benefits they
might receive.
For me the most disturbing aspect of the
current round of unemployment is the
amount of long-term unemployment to be
found. This is said to occur when you are out
of work for more than a year and, in spite of
diligent searching, have not been able to find
anything. The longer you are out of work,
the less likely you are to find something.
Just about all of the industrialized
countries have experienced an increase of
chronic unemployment and in some
countries it is alarming. In Italy, for
example, a good 60 per cent of people out of
work have been in that state for over a year.
Things are not much better in Belgium,
Spain, Germany and Holland, all of which
are experiencing 50 per cent or more of
chronic unemployment. If there is any good
news in all this, it is that Canada has one of
the lowest rates of any country; such
unemployment constitutes just slightly more
than 10 per cent. The United States is at
about the same level with the Swedes the
lowest but, given the state of affairs in that
country, this situation may change.
I'm sure that most people have a favourite
scapegoat; it is, after all, easy to point an
accusing finger. Let's not dwell on the
causes, real or imaginary; enough has been
written already. Let's take a look at what the
industrialized nations can do to reverse the
situation.
First of all, we have to make labour
markets more flexible. In short, people
should be able to move from one community
to another in order to find work; not only
able but willing. In small countries this is not
too difficult, in one such as Canada or the
United States, it is much harder. Harder but
not impossible.
Secondly, we have to do much more in
retraining programs than we have to date. I
routinely teach my students of labour
economics that they must be prepared to do
at least five different jobs during their
lifetime and perhaps more. To date our
governments, here and elsewhere, have been
woefully deficient in retraining programs. to
misspelling of 'shoal', but as nobody spelled
very well in the 15th century, Dame Juliana's
word was as good as anybody's and better
than most.
Some of her descriptions are pure poetry.
How better to describe a mass of locusts
than a plague?
And birds — How about:
A bouquet of pheasants?
A murder of crows?
A parliament of owls?
A brood of hens? An exaltation of larks?
Dame Juliana didn't deal exclusively in
animal codification. She also gave us:
A sentence of judges
An impatience of wives
A boast of soldiers
An impertinence of peddlers
A drift of fishermen
An eloquence of lawyers
Too bad Dame Juliana's not around today.
We've got some brand new groups that just
cry out for codification. How about:
A sleaze of politicians?
A rant of evangelists?
An ooze of salesmen?
An eternity of columnists — especially
ones with (a swarm of) bees in their bonnets
about words?
shortcomings of the free trade agreement
which I support in principle.
We also have to make welfare less of a
way of life than we have during the past
decade. I am amazed at some of the excuses
people find not to work; you may recall that
I wrote recently that Chancellor Helmut
Kohl of Germany felt it necessary to get
after the Germans for their declining
tendency to work. When even the Germans
get into this state, we are in bad shape.
Job creating, both here and elsewhere, is
going to come in the development of small
and medium-sized domestic businesses. This
is another way of saying that we have to
hone our entrepreneurial skills. Just look at
the number of international conglomerates
who are busy downsizing their labour force;
there is hardly an exception. For countries
such as Canada, Switzerland, Belgium and
the like, with a small internal market, as
many of these smaller companies as possible
have to look to export markets to get the
economies of scale necessary.
Governments may talk good games when
it comes to unemployment. When it comes
to creating jobs, they are all something less
than scintillating. We have to do the job
creation ourselves and not depend on our
elected officials to do it for us. Let them
concentrate on giving us stable fiscal and
monetary policies; that in itself will provide
the atmosphere necessary for job creation.
Paul's Perspective
Continued from page 4
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The
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By Bonnie Gropp
Don't be shy!
I have never made any secret that I am (or
was, at least) an incredibly shy ,person. Now
I'm just shy. Fortunately as I have gotten
older I have been forced or have forced
myself on various occasions to go where I
had never gone before.
This was not the case in earlier years let
me tell you. Like many people intimidated
by new people, places or situations, I missed
many things I would like to have attended
because of the dreaded unknown. That is
why, just less than a decade ago, when a
friend asked me if I had ever attended the
Blyth Festival my answer was a slightly
embarrassed "No".
I had heard of the small summer theatre,
of course, but without someone taking me, I
would never attend on my own. (No, I wasn't
three years old then; just a bit of a wimp)
Anyway, my friend, who amazingly
enough was never intimidated by my hearty
reserve, very graciously ordered tickets for
the two of us and drove me over. You won't
be surprised to hear that, as I usually
discovered when I tried something new, no
one noticed, or cared, if I didn't precipitate a
conversation. No one laughed at me, because
I didn't know where I was going, but more
importantly, it was a very pleasant surprise. I
could never have imagined the quality of the
work I was seeing in rural Huron.
As I mentioned earlier things have
changed; I have become a bit more
adventurous since that time. After my first
taste I returned every season for at least one
Blyth experience. So, imagine my delight
when I started my job at this paper, only to
be told that part of my duties would be to
review the Blyth season — every
performance if I chose.
Well, with a few exceptions when I was
unable to attend, I did choose to attend them
all and have seldom been disappointed. The
entertainment that I have enjoyed is
something that, like my friend, I have
encouraged others to share with me. Most of
my family would be disappointed if at least
one Blyth production was not included in
their repertoire of summer activities.
There is a special feeling in Blyth, kind of
like a wake up call, when things gear up for
the season and the company moves into
town. The new energy prevails until the
curtain comes down on the final
performance. With my job it has been my
pleasure as well to have met some of the
people who are part of this scene. Like the
productions, this has been always
interesting, usually entertaining and often
surprising.
With such a fascinating experience right
under our noses, was it any wonder that I
was surprised at the less than impressive turn
out for the opening of Raymond Storey's The
Glorious 12th on Friday night. With so
much critical acclaim I had anticipated a full
house.
We are really fortunate to have the calibre
of theatre that Blyth Festival brings us each
year so close to home.
I am really fortunate to have the chance to
tell them how much enjoyment their work
has brought me and my family.
The season is nearly over, but if Blyth
Festival is something you have yet to
experience, (and I know there are some; I
have talked to them in recent weeks) I
wouldn't let another year go by.
Don't be shy!
Arthur Black
International Scene