HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1993-02-24, Page 5NEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1993. PAGE 5.
Maharishi?
Heal
thyself?
In the war on crime
the bad guys are ahead.
A criminologist by the name of Thomas
Plate wrote the foregoing observation, 'way
back in 1975. Today, nearly two decades
later, one would have to conclude that
Mister Plate was, unfortunately, bang on the
money.
Consider some statistics: On any given
day, some 30,000 Canadians are behind bars
somewhere in this country. Another 85,000
are on probation or parole. There are 2.5
million Canadians walking around with a
criminal record.
And the numbers are going up, not down.
Canada sports the second highest rate of
incarceration in the western world — only the
Americans throw more citizens in the
slammer than we do.
So do you feel safer and more secure than
you did, say 20 years ago?
Of course not. Every day the headlines
scream of armed robberies, child molestings,
beatings, shootings, killings...
Far away
in darkest
Africa
Our attention has been focused on Somalia
these past few months, all the more so
because Canadian soldiers have made up
part off the international peace-keeping force
that is keeping warring factions apart as well
as seeing that the starving Somalis get an
adequate diet. What seems to have gone all
but unnoticed is that a considerable cause of
the turmoil taking place there, as well as in
many of the other black nations in Africa, is
to be found in the history of colonialism in
that continent.
Let me explain. If you want to get a map
of African which depicted the situation up to
World War II, you will see that just about
the entire continent was part of the colonial
empire of some European nation. First in
line were the British with about half of the
whole continent but not far behind were the
French, followed by the Belgians,
Portuguese and Spaniards. Even the
Germans had been in there but they had been
turfed out following their defeat at the hands
of the other nations in World War I.
The problem with the colonial powers was
that borders were drawn without any
consideration whatsoever for the tribes that
lived there; the border between Angola, the
Cango and Zambia was just where the
British influence left off and the Portuguese
or Belgian control began. Any tribal
objections to such borders were put down by
force and, if you got caught on the wrong
side of any of these borders, tough!
When the colonies were gradually given
their independence in the aftermath of World
War II, some but not very much attention
was paid to tribal areas. Thus groups of
people with little if any kindship to each
So what should we do — throw more tax
dollars into the black hole? Hey, we already
spend nearly $2 billion a year just
maintaining our prison and detention
facilities across the land.
So what's the solution to crime?
Would you believe ... good vibrations?
You would if you believed in the
Maharishi.
Maharishi Mahesh Yogi I'm talking about.
The giggly, jiggly guru-in-a-bedsheet with
the floor-mop hair and the Spanish Moss
beard. The guy who became famous back in
the 1960's by enticing the Beatles to join his
transcendental flock.
Time passes and so do fads. The Beatles
have split but the Maharishi's still around,
still preaching the gospel of Transcendental
Meditation.
As a matter of fact, the Maharishi thinks
TM is the answer to crime'in the streets of
North America. The Maharishi is offering to
send TM Swat Teams into the urban ghettos
to wipe out the corruption.
And how would these clean up crews be
armed for their confrontations with pimps,
junkies, crack dealers and run of the mill
thugs? Just with a fistful of good vibrations.
"Our teams are to bring the light"
explained the Maharishi recently. "The
darkness of crime will naturally disappear."
The Maharishi is not just idly whistling
Ravi Shankar solos here. He's serious. His
organization has bought quarter-page ads in
other were found in the same country and,
since none of them had anything but a
modicum of democracy, the minute the
colonial powers left, there were questions of
likes and dislikes to be settled. In such a
primitive society power is everything and so
it was that the tribe or a person of that tribe
who was able to seize power and hold it in
effect ended up running the country to the
detriment of everybody else.
Let's go back to Somalia which, as I said,
is constantly in the news. In the 1880's, the
man in charge was Muhammad Siad Barre
of the Darod clan or tribe. Guess who got the
prize jobs in the government? Even today
some of Barre's clan's strongmen are running
in parts of the country with one controlling
Bardera, the center of the famine area.
Another runs the territory south of
Mogadishu, the capital. This area includes
the port of Kismayu, the second most
important port after that of the capital.
Meanwhile back in Mogadishu, the Darod
are understandably nowhere to be seen. It is
controlled, if that is the proper word now, by
members of the Hawayi clan who were
responsible for the expulsion of Barre and
his gang. Even clans can, it seems, break
down into smaller units and currently
Mogadishu is controlled by two members of
the same clan. If I have to give you one
name that you can use the next time that you
expound on Somalia, it has to be
Muhammad Farrah Aideed, whose smiling
face is often seen on T.V. It was he who got
organized in neighbouring Ethiopia and who
then invaded his homeland to drive out
Bane. He is probably the most popular man
in the country. For popular you should read
— he controls more of the country than
anybody else.
You will note that nothing is ever said
about the northern party of the country. That
is because neither the Darod or the Hawayi
clans are to be -found there. In fact that part,
which used to be British Somalia, as
opposed to Italian Somalia, where
the newspapers of several vice-ridden
American cities. The ads invite those cities
to pick up the phone and order a team of TM
Crime Crusaders. There's no muss, no fuss
and no noisy press conferences either. The
teams would stay in hotels, out of sight,
quietly meditating like mad. The ads
promise that crime in any given city can be
eliminated in five years, merely by thinking
good thoughts.
Ah ... there is a slight fee, of course.
It's a sliding scale that the Maharishi
himself has worked out. A small burg like
Buffalo can be Rinso White for a mere $12
million U.S. per year. Whereas a Sodom-
and-Gomorrah cesspool like New York, he
couldn't do for less than $266 mil.
Sounds pricey, but it works out to about a
dime a citizen — which is a better return than
we're getting from our investment in
Mounties and CSIS and Provincial police
and local cops and FBI and Interpol not to
mention the Justice League of America.
But just a record. The Maharishi is from
where? India, right? Where paramilitary
troopers of the Border Security Force went
on a rampage last month, slaughtering 53
civilians in Kashmir?
Where Hindus and Moslems have been
enthusiastically murdering each other in a
religious pogrom? (Last count: 47 dead).
Have you hear that old occidental mantra,
Mahanshi?
Physician, Heal Thyself?
Mogadishu is, would like to cut itself off
from the rest of Somalia. There is apparently
little famine there; certainly the U.N. has not
seen fit at all to enter.
Older readers may recall the tribal wars
which have broken out from time to time
elsewhere in Africa. One of the most famous
has to be that of -the Ibos in Nigeria who,
being the most entreprenurial of the
residents of that country as well as being of a
different clan from the others, tried to gain
their independence and called their state
Biafra. Canadians took part in attempting to
fly supplies into the makeshift airstrips but
the Ibos' efforts came to nought; the
Nigerian government was able to suppress
by sheer weight of numbers and Biafra is a
word which is now used only in history
books.
A similar story could be told about
Ethiopia with one notable exception. It
appears that, as a result of the recent
overthrow of the leftist government, some of
the tribes may be able to break away and
form their government. Who knows? Fifty
years from now the map of Africa may look
quite different from what it is today.
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The
Short
of it
By Bonnie Gropp
Finding greener
pastures
They say the other person's grass is always
greener. The poor envy the rich for their
material wealth, while the rich in turn often r
envy the poor for their simpler life. The
career minded may often reach a point where
they wish they had given more time to
family, while the stay-at-home mom
sometimes finds herself at loose ends and
feels unfulfilled. And of course, since long
before Aesop wrote his first fable, the
country mouse has covetted that which the
city mouse has.
Not this little mouse.
I love small town life. There is a security
and gentleness surpassing any of its
supposed disadvantages which are con-
stantly pointed out to me by the urbanites
I'm related to. Having once been country
mice themselves, you see, they believe they
have found the greener pastures amidst the
concrete and asphalt of the city.
Hah!
One of the favourite arguments they
present, when they extend their sympathies
to me for 'having' to live in the boonies, is
how terrible it must be for me to live so far
from the excitement.
Aside from murders and mayhem, what
excitement do they mean, I ask.
They have a list prepared — movies,
theatre, dancing, exercise, sports and fine
dining. Why, within 20 minutes, they can
experience any of these things in the city
they say.
Me too, I point out, without the traffic.
In all honesty, I must admit to times when
the slow paced rural life has been a
tad...well, boring. But then, as was the case
this weekend, I realize that there is always
lots of fun things going on.
When you work on a community
newspaper part of the job is finding out what
is happening on the weekend in our area and
covering it. Many times there is too much to
get it all. From card parties and shuffleboard
games to dances and hockey games the
adults can, if they choose, have a full social
calendar.
There is, however, a group with many
members who do not share my views of life
as a country mouse. The young people of our
communities, who need more recreation,
have not always enjoyed the same variety as
the older generation. For many years I have
felt that activities geared to them have been
minimal. Thankfully, some organizations
sponsor events, but generally if you didn't
play hockey, or couldn't drive a car you
didn't do anything. With parties and movies
the major source of entertainment I strongly
felt they needed more.
Too bad I never had the gumption to come
up with a solution.
Fortunately someone may have and as a
parent I am grateful for the hard work and
commitment that this person has put into her
dream. Though she has been given
admirable support from many others, in
taking up the challenge of founding a youth
drop-in centre Sallianne Patch has answered
a need.
If its first day of operation is any
indication, The Ark will not only be a
recreational and social outlet for our kids,
but will be an eye opening addition to the
community. Having lived through the
experience of raising a teen once, and almost
twice, I know how much they have blessed
my life. I look forward to the experience
twice more. Too many times, the negative
behaviour of young people catches our
attention. Exposing ourselves to the many
good ones enlightens us.
No, maybe kids don't always share my
view about life in the country, but let's hope
we've given them something now so when
they seek greener pastures they will look
back fondly at the other side of the fence
from time to time.
Arthur Black
International Scene
By Raymond Canon