The Citizen, 1992-12-23, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 23.1992. PAGE 5.
Arthur Black
Yanks way
ahead when
it comes
to totems
to-tem (to'tem), n. anything serving
as a distinctive, often venerated,
emblem or symbol.
- (Webster's Dictionary)
No question about it, the Yanks are light
years ahead of us when it comes to totems.
Americans know how to worship the
obscure. Why, in the Gafford Family
Museum in Crowell, Tx. you can see the
actual can opener that Lee Harvey Oswald
once used.
And at the Barbara Mandrell Country
Museum in Nashville, they've got Barbara's
wedding nightie right there on display.
That's nothing - take a trip to the Henry
Ford Museum in Dearborn, Mich, and they'll
show you a test tube containing Thomas
Edison's last breath.
Of course, it looks an awful lot like a run-
of-the-lab empty test tube, so you pretty well
have to take it on faith that some
entrepreneur cranked up old Tom's deathbed
and sweet-talked the expiring inventor into
heaving his last breath into the tube.
Doesn't matter. The point is, the
■International Scene
■
Peace on
Earth —
maybe
For as long as anyone can remember, the
message at Christmas has been one of peace
on earth, good will to all men. You could
almost hear a collective sigh of relief,
therefore, when the^collapse of the Soviet
Union and other states in eastern Europe
indicated that the many dreary years of
confrontation with the Communist monolith
were about to come to an end. Plans were
made to reduce the level of military
preparedness in all the countries of the
western world and, in fact, by the time you
read this the Canadian Air Force will have
withdrawn all but a handful of planes from
its NATO bases in Europe. This brings to an
end over a quarter of a century of their
presence in western Europe and calls into
question the future of NATO as a military
alliance. That, however, is scope for another
article.
If we thought that peace was going to
break out all over, we were, unfortunately,
sadly mistaken. We have witnessed the Gulf
War and the ability of the allies to bring it to
a conclusion with a minimum of loss of life,
at least from our point of view. Right now
we are witnessing a civil war of sorts in what
used to be Yugoslavia, a war which reminds
us, in case we had forgotten, that past slights
and injuries are not easily forgotten. The
Yugoslavs are not alone in this. People all
over the world tend to react in a similar
manner if given half a chance.
In this respect, if there is one country in
Americans, by virtue of sheer pluck and
initiative, have a Thomas-Edison's-Last-
Breath-in-a-Test Tube Memorial Shrine -
and we lackadaisical, shiftless Canucks
haven't.
Ah, but all is not lost.
Canada has the Crystal Skull.
You haven't heard about the Crystal Skull?
It's a beauty. A work of art, in fact. It's a life
size sculpture of a human skull, carved from
transparent quartz and full of beautiful
internal veins and bubbles. It is five inches
high, seven inches long, five inches wide
and it weighs 11 pounds, seven ounces. Who
carved it? Nobody knows.
The crystal skull is more than just a
sculpture. It has 32 exquisitely formed teeth
and a lower, articulated, detachable jawbone.
What's more, the eye sockets have been
cunningly hollowed out deep into the skull
in such a way as to catch and channel light
beams, causing the sockets to flicker with
light.
The story goes that the skull was
discovered deep in the jungles of Belize,
back in 1927 by Anna Mitchell-Hedges, the
young daughter of a British explorer. She
said that when she held up the crystal skull,
300 Mayan workers fell to their knees and
kissed the ground. She said they prayed and
wept for another two weeks.
I don't know exactly how Ms Mitchell-
Hedges managed to get the skull out of
Belize, but she did, and she brought it with
her to Canada. To Kitchener, of all places,
where the skull, reposing magisterially in her
By Raymond Canon QS
the world noted for promoting the “peace on
earth” theme, it is Canada. Our armed
forces, meagre as they are, have an
unparralled record in their participation in
U.N. peace-keeping missions. If my memory
serves me right, Canadians have been
involved in every such mission that the U.N.
requests for such missions.
This should not be construed as my
longing for the good old days when we
maintained a high level of preparedness in
our military forces. There is no doubt that
the tensions of the world are much lower, at
least in the NATO countries, than they were
when the Russians were a threat, or at least
we perceived them to be. Older readers will
remember all too well the possibility of a
nuclear attack over the pole and, if the
rockets or bombs fell short of their target,
they were likely to land in Canada and not
somewhere in the desolate north. For that
threat no longer to be there is a relief almost
beyond measure. However, at such times
there is a tendency to let one's guard down
and history will tell us that this lapse can
sometimes be fatal. We need go back no
farther than the events between the two great
world wars.
For this reason it seems as if we should
celebrate Christmas and its emphasis on
peace on earth, good will to all men with the
realization that we have got over one hurdle
but, at the same time, keep in mind that there
are additional hurdles in front of us. History
tells us that the first shot in anger in World
War I was fired in no other than Sarajevo
and that is a place very much in the news
these days. Shots will be fired in anger for as
long as we care to predict; we have to make
sure that they don't pattern what happened
after that first shot in Sarajevo.
Perhaps in our efforts to attain peace, we
can concentrate more on the second part of
the Christian dictum - the practice of good
living room, continued to dazzle and bemuse
observers for years.
Bemusing or not, the skull has been a
source of puzzlement to archaeologists. Its
workmanship is far superior to anything else
found in Central America — or anywhere else
for that matter.
No one knows what tools were used to
carve the stone, but we know they were a lot
more subtle than the chisels and hammers of
Michelangelo. The crystal skull shows no
trace of scratches or tool marks - even under
a microscope.
Over the years, strange powers have come
to be attributed to the skull. Some observers
claim to have seen an aura surrounding it.
Others swear it emits eerie, high-pitched'
music. Still others peered into the skull and
saw visions of faces and landscapes.
But even if it's just an uncommonly
beautiful artifact, the skull is ours. Can you
imagine what the Americans would do with
something like that? Why, they'd open a
theme park around it.
But they don't have the skull. It's right
here. In a living room in Kitchener, Ont.
Or used to be.
I decided to call up Ms Mitchell-Hedges to
get the latest news of the skull. “She doesn't
live here any more” a voice informed me,
“she moved last year.”
To Valparaiso, Indiana.
And yes, she took the skull with her.
Oh well, at least we've still got the CN
Tower.
So far.
will. We all have our pet peeves and
prejudices that we have to work on; some of
them we display openly, others are practised
in a more subtle way. Perhaps when we leam
to get these under control, peace will not be
such an elusive commodity. Even the longest
journey begins with a single step.
Think before
giving pets as gifts
The Ontario Society for the Prevention of
Cruelty to Animals is asking people to think
before giving pets at Christmas.
"Every year, pets are given to people as
Christmas presents. Many of these gifts are
not wanted and taken to animal shelters,
pounds or worse," says OSPCA publications
Coordinator, Glenn Perrett. "Pets don't often
make good presents."
If you are going to give a pet for
Christmas, he advises that the buyer should
allow the recipient to pick the pet.
An alternative to giving someone a pet is
to wrap items the pet requires and place
them under the tree, he suggests.
"This is a good approach in that important
pet care products are on hand when the new
family member is brought home and the
prospective owner will be surprised and
happy knowing that he or she will be able to
choose a pet in the near future."
Christmas plants such as poinsettia and
berries of mistletoe or holly are toxic to pets.
Chocolate is as well and can be fatal if too
much is digested, he says.
Sharing turkey and chicken with feline and
canine pet can also be dangerous, he warns.
Christmas tree decorations, such as tinsel
can also be hazardous. "These seemingly
harmless decorations can become deadly if
they are swallowed and block the intestine of
the animal."
Lastly, Mr. Perrett says, "The holiday is a
special and hectic period for many people.
Often pets are unintentionally forgotten or
left out of the family festivities. Set aside
regular times to exercise and play with your
pets."
The
Short
of it
| By Bonnie Gropp
May your holiday
wishes come true
At Christmas each year we not only add
new memories to our collection, but it's a
time when we may reflect and remember the
joyous times of seasons past.
The trip to Grandma's laden with presents
then the trip home, our stomachs and arms
full, after a day of good food and more
presents are memorable moments. It's a time
to be with family and friends,wrapped in the
warmth of love, enraptured by the sight of
snowflakes falling, fires burning and the
Christmas tree sparkling.
Like many other people, not all my
Christmas memories are as pleasant,
however. One of my most vivid was
actually quite the contrary. I had a very dear
extended family, having adopted my father's
business partner and his wife. They treated
me like the daughter they never had and
were to me a second set of parents.
When I was quite young Uncle George
developed Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis
(Lou Gehrig's disease), which destroys the
motor nerves in the brain and the spinal cord
One Christmas morning as I entered their
home for the traditional spoiling of Bonnie,
I was met at the door by their eldest son,
who was in tears. Uncle George was unable
to breathe; his skin was a ghastly grey.
Thinking of the excitement Christmas holds
for a young girl, the family insisted I come
in and open my gifts as usual which I did.
But for the rest of my life, I will never forget
that day. As his emotional family gathered
by him, in one corner of the room,
attempting to alleviate his discomfort, I sat
alone by the tree, crying while I opened
gifts, one by one, alone. What had always
been a wonderful warm moment of sharing
our gifts together is forever shadowed for the
child in me, whose wish for that Christmas
was not for gifts, but for someone I loved to
get better.
I must apologize for becoming so maudlin
at this traditionally happy time of year —
believe me it is not my intention to depress
you with this story — but as we all prepare
for our own special holiday season, we
sometimes tend to forget the time is not
always as happy for others.
With that in mind this year, we thought it
might be nice if the students from our area
elementary schools would, instead of their
usual letters to Santa, share with our readers
their Christmas wish. The results are
sometimes enlightening, often surprising and
usually entertaining. I read them with a
smile on my face and tears in my eyes.
What really amazed me as I read these
innocent epistles, is how much of the
triumphs and trials of this world our young
children understand. While the world may
hold much wonder for them, I know I am
humbled by the wonder they show me.
I recommend if you read nothing else in
this issue this week (though if you see this
you are obviously reading just about
everything) don't miss one of those letters.
While we don't reprint them as is, we have
always left in the errors, for no other reason
than we feel they remind us of the charming
innocence of the writers.
While their literary offerings often point
out some of life's injustices and un
pleasantness, their spirit and honesty can't
help bu» uplift you.
May you all have a happy and healthy
holiday season and let's hope that in 1993
wishes do come true!