HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1992-10-21, Page 5Arthur Black
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21 ,1992. PAGE 5.
Commercials
like black flies
clustering
round your
head
"Oh, the days when the radio was new,
Wilmer. It was so beautiful. Back then ...
radio spanned the continent and radios
were built to pull in signals from far
away ... These little dinky plastic radios
you buy today won't get a signal from
thirty miles away and why should they?
The shows sound the same everywhere
you go. The radio is filled with twenty-
four hours of orange peels, cigarette
butts and coffee grounds, and it sells the
beer, Wilmer, but gosh, what a come
down . . . Radio used to be a dream and
now it's a jukebox ..."
-from WLT, a novel
by Garrison Keillor
You listen to the radio? Most of us do, at
some time or another during the day. For
some it's a travelling companion, an
electronic buddy to sit out traffic jams with.
Others listen in the kitchen or the den. I've
got a son who's congenitally incapable of
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The media
and
the world
I am sure all of us have found ourselves in
front of a TV set and watched some
unfortunate event unfold far away from
southern Ontario. In a 30 or 60 second clip
we are treated to a scene of starving
children, warring factions, protesting people
or shattered remains. Some, if not many of
these places, we may not even be sure where
they are, let alone how to spell them and we
are left with the impression that here is yet
another place crying out for relief, U.N.
mediation and the like. Perhaps it does not
even occur to us we might be manipulated
by the TV coverage but that is exactly what
is taking place. In 30 or 60 seconds there is
simply no way you can be given the
background material on the situation and,
without that, it is very difficult to come to
any objective conclusion about the matter.
It is not hard, for example, to get the idea
that the Serbs are the nasties in the current
struggle going on in what used to be
Yugoslavia. No doubt in many cases they
are, and I would be the last to excuse them
from any brutality or wanton killing. The
word “Serb” comes up far more often when
killing is discussed in that country but a little
background of Yugoslav history, not to
mention that of the entire region, would soon
lead you to the conclusion that (1) there are
no innocent bystanders as far as ethnic
groups are concerned, only shades of guilt
and (2) nobody ever seems to forget
anything, least of all a slight, an insult.
We hear, for example, that Serbs are
taking a shower without his waterproof
Walkman sitting in the soap dish.
I listen to a lot of radio too - the CBC,
mostly. (No big surprise, since I work for the
CBC.) But it's not just a case of employee
loyalty. I listen to the CBC because, frankly,
I can't stand most private radio.
It's the commercials. They’re like a swarm
of aural black flies clustering around my
head. They're loud, they're intrusive and nine
times out of 10 they're trying to sell me crap
I don't need and don't want.
I could even stand that if there was the
slightest suggestion of class or artistry in the
commercial come-ons, but there almost
never is. The radio hucksters yell and
yammer and bleat and bray. And they treat
the listener like a hard-of-hearing moron.
CBC Radio is far from perfect. We air
some shows with pleasure quotients that rate
well behind root canal surgery.
But at least there are no commercials.
Which just may be the radio wave of the
future. There’s a new firm in Edmonton
called DMX/Canada that's fixing to
revolutionize the crystal set as we know it.
DMX/Canada is offering a service that
subscribers can have piped right into their
cable system. Among other things, the
service delivers 35 all-music channels.
That's all music. No chatter. No stock
reports. No commercials.
Those channels include: a French
language music channel, a classics channel,
a Contemporary channel featuring Canadian
killing Muslims and they undoubtedly are.
However, I recall being in the Serbian city of
Nis one time and being shown something
called a skull tower. This was made up of
Serbian skulls from the 19th century when
the Muslims, who were the dominant force
at the time, wanted to remind the Serbs just
who was boss. Do you think the Serbs have
ever forgotten that, nor, for that matter, have
they erased from their mind what the
Croatians did to them in World War II? This
is not to excuse them one iota from any
carnage of their own, but it does go some
way to explaining why everybody seems to
like to stab everybody else.
The most recent discovery of TV has been
the famine of Somalia, another place that
few people can locate on a map. There is no
doubt there is famine there and a bad case of
that; the pictures you see are dramatic proof
that people are dying in droves. My question
at this point is why it took TV so long to
discover this tragedy. If they really wanted
to call our attention to something, why did
they not start the massive coverage much
earlier. Why, too, have they all but ignored
Cambodia which, in terms of population
suffered genocide on a level to match that of
the holocaust? Is it because we do not have
an appreciable number of Cambodians
around to keep this massacre in front of us.
Or are some types of genocide more
newsworthy than others?
When I came to Canada, the Germans and
the Japanese were something you found by
turning over a rock. I recall vividly being
told that on no account could I submit
something in German for the foreign
language section of our school paper since
German was the language of the “enemy”. I
wasted my time pointing out that German
was also the language of Switzerland and
that I had relatives on both sides of the
conflict. When I was at NATO, those
horrible Germans suddenly became our
popular music ... and something called the
Relax channel.
When you tune in to Relax, you get
environmental sounds - ocean surf, ululating
loons, logs crackling in the fireplace - that
sort of thing.
There is also a channel devoted to
symphonic music, still another to chamber
music, and one for opera.
Sounding a little too long-haired for your
taste? Don't sweat it. DMX/Canada also
offers channel selections that play hard rock,
soft rock, R & B, folk, blues and jazz.
There's even a channel for Big Band freaks.
The bottom of the line is, for about $9.95 a
month, subscribers will be able to listen to
uninterrupted hours of whatever kind of
music he or she feels like - literally at the
push of a button. Not only that, but the hand
held remote converter that comes with the
service has another button. Press it and you
get a readout telling you the artist, the song
title, the composer and the record label of
whatever piece of music you happen to be
listening to.
I don't know whether the service will fly
or not. Times are tough, and folks might
resist the urge to fork out an extra $10 a
month just for the privilege of hearing their
favourite music unsullied by jingles and
pitchmen and traffic reporters.
They might resist. But if I held a lot of
shares in a local private radio station, I think
I'd be dialing my stockbroker's number and
murmuring “Sell!”
allies as did the Japanese and it was the
valiant Russians and Chinese turn to become
our enemies. Now the Russians are in our
good books to the point where we are
sending them food parcels and contributing
all sorts of supplies to help them over the
worst of their crisis. However, you recall the
news items. When a nation is in our bad
books, nothing good is said about it. When
he is in our favour, we bend over backward.
Ask Saddam Hussein. He should know.
It would be nice if everybody watching
something unfold on TV had the big picture
but unfortunately the vast majority do not.
We are thus led to some strange conclusions
or perhaps we let ourselves be led. Do we
believe what we want to believe and only
look for facts which support this point of
view? If that is the case, then we are in no
position to arrive at a conclusion containing
any semblance of objectivity.
Every once in a while I get interviewed on
some subject for a TV newsclip. I wish I
could say that what I eventually see on the
screen is an accurate reflection of what I
said. With all due respect to the interviewer,
I have to admit that it is not; sometimes it is
not even close.
Letters to
the editor
THE EDITOR,
During National Homemaker/ Home
Support Worker week, (October 18 to 24),
we congratulate the staff of the two agencies
we work with. Jean Young and the staff of
Town and Country Homemakers and Sandi
Davidson and the Para-Med Health Services
staff provide excellent service to the clients
on the Huron County Home Care Program.
You are well deserving of the many
accolades you receive.
Joanne Jasper
Director, Home Care Program.
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The
Short
of it
By Bonnie Gropp
Life’s a....
ballgame
How about those Jays?
Oh yes, I know, there are a lot of really
important things happening in our world; I
could talk referendum, I could talk
recession; but I thought it would be more fun
to talk about a success story.
For those of us who have never given up
on our dear beloved boys of summer, this
past week's American league championship
has to take some priority.
As I was watching the sixth game of the
series — you know the one where they made
history, where they made skeptics eat their
words — I couldn't help thinking how much
like a ball game life is. (A borrowed simile
perhaps, but a dam good one when you think
about it)
Maybe my fascination with the sport is
because of the new perspective it can put on
life's grinds. Well, that and the fact that there
are some great looking ball players.
Take Kelly Gruber for example, the Jays'
top-of-the-line, and none too shabby, third
baseman. A one-time Blue Jay hero, his
batting slump has resulted in much heckling
from his one-time fans. How quickly his last
great defensive play was forgotten when he
struck out — again— at the plate. Then,
when amid all the booing you thought they
couldn't hate him more, he hits a grand slam
I homerun and becomes the immediate golden
i boy.
How quickly we fall when our
i transgressions are visible, when too easily
our victories and successes are pushed aside
by our inadequacies.
Like the Jays, whose many wins of the AL
East in the past never progressed further, we
are often weighted down forever by the
failures of our past. At least their shoulders
must be eased now that they have carried
that burden over the next step.
People who have achieved much in their
lives can usually attribute a good portion of
their success to tenacity. When someone
says it can't be done, these people dig their
toes in a little deeper. They don't give up just
because some overweight diva can be heard
tuning up her vocal chords in the wings.
Like the Jays, just because you may be down
6-1 at the top of the eighth inning doesn't
mean it's time to punch the clock. Believing
in your ability to get the job done and in
yourself goes a long way to shaping a
winner.
Also, it's important to remember it's not
always the long ball that wins the game.
While power is important, sometimes it's the
consistent little guy, chipping away bit by bit
who makes the biggest impression.
There's seldom an example in this life
where one major player can make the
difference. The Blue Jays proved this year
what team work can do. No matter how
much an asset you are to those around you,
you're nothing without them and that's
something we all forget too easily on
occasion. Sometimes, you've got to be
willing to drop down a sacrfice bunt for the
go ahead run.
After the Jays won the pennant there was
another similarity between the games of life
and baseball which I couldn't help noticing.
Isn't it interesting when you become a
winner how many new friends you have?
Often expectations of our achievements are
unrealistic like those who felt the Jays had to
win every game. As in life, somtimes you
win, sometimes you lose. Our main
objective, should be to try, no matter what.
And have fun doing it!