HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1992-09-23, Page 5Arthur Black
Factoids —
virtually
uncheckable
I thought I'd drop a new word on you
today. Actually, it's not brand new, but it is
young. No more than a teenager. Spawned,
as near as anyone can figure, in a festering
slime bog within spitting distance of
Washington's Capitol Hill, back in the mid-
70's.
The word is factoid. It's so new that a lot
of dictionaries don't yet list it. But if you
find one that does, it'll say something like:
fac-toid (fak'toid) n. something fictitious
or unsubstantiated that is presented as
fact and accepted because of constant
repetition.
Yup, that's the factoid alright You hear all
kinds of factoids in sports - you know the
ones I mean.
You're watching a duller-than-average
Blue Jays game on TV. No score, bottom of
the third, Kelly Gruber's at the plate.
Suddenly the colour commentator murmurs
“Y'know Don, it's interesting to realize that
over his career, Gruber's got himself on base
Letters
MPP says
forum an
excellent idea
THE EDITOR,
Last Tuesday, I attended a forum for small
business in Blyth. It was sponsored by the
Central Huron Economic Development
Committee and the Huron County Planning
Department. The forum gave owners of
small business an opportunity to learn about
the programs which Ontario offered for
small business. Members of the Ontario
Development Corporation and the Ministry
of Industry Trade and Technology plus
federal agencies were at the forum.
Norm Jamison, the Parliamentary
Assistant for Small Business and I took part
in a panel discussion on how government
can help business. The questions showed
that many of the programs are not widely
known to small business and that there was
some confusion because of the number of
programs which Ontario and the federal
government offer. Mr. Jamison stressed that
this government wants to help small
business and the Ontario Development
Corporation has an office in Sarnia which is
responsible for Huron. Its number is
1-800-265-1449.
Concerns were expressed by business
people about the budget. I had to stress again
that this is the first government in Ontario to
cut expenses. After decades of growing, this
government is reducing the cost of
government. The budget problem is that tax
revenue is the lowest it's been in thirty some
years. Cut-backs in expenditures cause some
people to get upset. Everyone wants the
government to spend less, yet no one is
willing to take less. An example of this is the
reaction to removing low cost over-the-
counter drugs like sunscreen from the
Ontario Drug Benefit Plan.
The increase in Ontario Hydro rates was
mentioned as an inhibiting factor for
business. Hydro is in debt $36 billion. This
87.5 percent of the time, when facing a left
handed pitcher chewing tobacco in the
second half of the third inning ...”
Scaremongers love to throw factoids
around too. “Canadians” someone will
intone ominously “drink enough beer each
year to fill 312 Olympic swimming pools.”
Or “If all the cigarettes smoked from 1979
to 1992 by North American females between
the ages of 13 and 63 were laid end-to-end,
they would reach from Vancouver to St.
John’s and back to Trois Rivieres, Quebec.”
The factoid has great appeal to Public
Relations flacks, politicians and hog-lazy
journalists. For one thing, it usually provides
a colourful visual image (can't you just
picture some bean counter from the
Dominion Bureau of Statistics carefully
laying out a trail of Rothman's from
Vancouver to Newfoundland and half-way
back again?).
For another thing, the factoid is almost
always original. What other idiot would
waste his time converting cigarettes into
kilometres or beer bottles into swimming
pools?
But the most delicious attribute of the
factoid is that it is virtually uncheckable.
You think anybody's going to sit down and
verify Kelly Gruber's lifetime at-bats against
chud-chewing left-handers? Or how many
bottles of Molson's Ex it takes to fill 312
did not happen in the last two years, but is
because of the unfettered growth over the
preceding decades. The mega projects cost
billions more than projected and Darlington
has still not come on stream. In order to cut
that debt the rates should be up 40 per cent
but this government is trying to keep the lid
on Hydro's rate increases.
Problems with the Free Trade Deal were
cited as a business problem. An example
was the mobile home industry. In Canada
the product is CSA approved; in the U.S. it's
called HUB. The Americans will now allow
CSA approved products into their country,
yet the American approved HUB product
comes into Canada. We want fair trade and
this shows how the deal has worked against
small companies.
The forum was an excellent idea and
hopefully it provided business with some
ways on how the government can help them.
Some of the problems which they encounter
with government have arisen over many
years. With the emphasis on small business
development I hope that forums like these
will help us work together.
Paul Klopp
M.P.P. Huron.
THE EDITOR,
Next year will be the 200th anniversary of
Princeton, Oxford County, Ontario. A
special Bicentennial celebration and Old
Boys' Reunion is planned for July 2, 3, 4.
To receive further information, forward
your name and address as well as those of
friends and relatives who would be
interested in attending to Mrs. Donna Usher,
Box 71, Princeton, Ont. N0J 1V0.
Donna Usher.
THE EDITOR,
Fenelon Falls Secondary School is
planning a reunion during the Victoria Day
weekend, Friday, May 21, to Sunday, May
23, 1993.
Our plans include a reunion and the
official opening ceremonies for the new
administrative, gym, classroom and library
areas.
We invite all former staff and students to
help us celebrate over 100 years of education
at F.F.S.S.
For information, please contact Fenelon
Falls Secondary School, P.O. Box 460,
Fenelon Falls, ON K0M 1N0. (705) 887-
2018.
Co-Chairs:
Judy Atkinson
Joan Perdue
swimming pools? Not likely.
But not impossible, either.
Last year, a Pittsburgh public relations
firm issued a press release claiming that the
average American, in the course of a 73.5
year lifetime, spends seven full years in the
bathroom.
The blew York Times duly reported this
‘statistic’, as did the Wall Street Journal,
USA Today and who knows how many lesser
journals. Only one publication - Spy
Magazine - said “Say, what?” and embarked
on a little factoid-checking. The folks at Spy
calculated that the average American would
have to spend two hours and 20 minutes in
the little room every day, seven days a week.
Which is a tad ridiculous. Even for those
of us who like to read in there.
Ah, but that's the problem when you start
tossing figures around as arguments. Many's
the sailor who's drowned in a stream only six
inches deep - on average.
Eventually, statistics merely mystify and
confuse. The wife of Senator Robert Taft
once said ‘The only statistic I can remember
is that if all the people who go to sleep in
church were laid end to end, they would be a
lot more comfortable.”
Or as Dorothy Parker once wryly observed
at a Hollywood party: “If all the girls
attending were laid end to end, I wouldn't be
surprised.”
THE EDITOR,
So often letters to you are expressions of
rage or discontent. We are delighted to give
you a break and tell you about a truly
sagacious decision that was made by the
Goderich Lions Club this spring.
At our proposal, they purchased a series of
12 video tapes of lectures given by Brian
Swimme Ph.D., an atomic physicist and
colleague of theologian Father Thomas
Berry. The lecture series is called “Canticle
to the Cosmos” and in it Swimme draws
upon data and theories of contemporary
science and the poetry of spiritual traditions
and tells the story of the universe in
language and images accessible to all.
The videos poignantly portray that the
contemporary race to save the ecology of our
earth is rooted in ancient wisdom, history
and spiritual traditions. It is likely that
without a new embrace of these timeless
values our environment may continue its
drastic decline.
In the proposal to the Lions Club, we
volunteered to share the videos with the
community by arranging to show them to
anyone interested and then make them
available through the Goderich Public
Library.
On Thursday, Sept. 24 in the Huron
County Museum, we will show the first
video, The Story of Our Time.
Pauli Sommer, 519-529-3227
Jim Hollingworth, 519-529-9911
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THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23,1992. PAGE 5.
The
Short
of it
By Bonnie Gropp
Community spirit
gets job done
The scene was typically small town.
Hordes of people gathered together for a
picnic. Everyone knows everyone else and
enjoys the time to chat and say hello while
children play.
Two weeks ago Brussels Public School
held its second annual back-to-school
community barbecue. The inspired idea was
introduced last year by principal Dave
Kemp, who thought it would be a good way
to welcome students back, while at the same
time give parents an opportunity to come
see what's new and visit — something the
people of small communities do so very
well.
But there's something else they do well,
which those present at this year's event had
the chance to witness first hand. The recent
makeover of Brussels Public School's yard,
accomplished through the efforts of local
clubs and many individuals, is another
shining example of the community spirit
which abounds in our wonderful rural areas.
Like the recent Brussels Fair and the Huron
Thresher Reunion or the upcoming massive
Belgrave Turkey Supper, to name only a
few, the achievement would never have been
done without the volunteer support that is
such a prevalent force here.
It was obvious improvements were
needed. The school yard was tilted, sloping
12 feet across the width. The terrain was
rough as well, making it dangerous for
children to run or play games. Thanks to
these (yes, I'm going to use an over-worked
phrase I wish we could quit using) difficult
economic times, there was no money
available from the school board for the
project.
The Optimist Club, which had organized a
soccer league a few years earlier,
approached the school with the idea of
constructing a soccer field. With minimal
funds, they managed to complete the
monumental task of levelling the centre part
for a small field. This demonstrated what
could be done prompting Lions club
member, and teacher Jim Prior, to approach
his club with the idea of completing the job.
With the Optimists' approval and co
operation the Lions took on the project,
beginning the alteration late in June by
levelling four acres of property.
The result is first rate.
Brussels Public School yard now boasts
two large and one small soccer field
complete with new posts, a new ball di
amond, basketball standards and tether balls.
Waiting for completion - should the rain
ever stop - is an exercise track marked by 15
exercise stations.
What makes the completion of this work
even more impressive is most of it was
accomplished by volunteer hours and
donations.
Since moving to an area predominantly
comprised of small municipalities, I have
been impressed more than a few times by the
way the people of these communities give
their all for them. There is a type of pride
and ownership from which people in larger
centres are segregated. From donations of
machinery to the giving of precious free
time, the community responded over
whelmingly. For Jim Prior, who gave up a
good deal of his own summer to the project,
the feeling was of wonder for the people
who were so willing to volunteer their time.
Attending the barbecue, I was once again
reminded of how fortunate we are to live in
such a place, where community is important
and its betterment is something the people
take pride in doing themselves.