HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1992-07-15, Page 6PAGE 6. THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, JULY 15, 1992.
The Other Side
Area girls, Ont. Scholars
By Keith Roulston
A garden
of dreams
I’ve got a case of garden envy.
I guess there's nothing wrong
with envying your neighbour’s gar
den. The Bible prohibits envying
you neighbour's wife or his ox or
his ass but it doesn't say anything
about his garden. I envy all those
gardens you pass as you drive the
streets and concessions of our area:
the ones that are straight row on
row with not a single weed in sight.
Actually, I envy the garden own
ers their skill and persistence in
having gardens that look like they
came out of a better gardening
magazine. You not only never see a
weed in these gardens, you never
see a sign that a single bug so much
as sat on a leaf, let alone ate half
the plant.
Being supportive, my wife
assures me that it's just that these
people have more time than me to
take care of their gardens. Nice
thought, but it ain't so. On that the
ory I've been making my garden
smaller and smaller each year,
Letters
Thanks to
and to the
of many
businesses,
THE EDITOR,
On behalf of the board, staff and
medical staff of Clinton Public
Hospital, I would like to thank
everyone who supported our recent
"A Night With The Stars"
Fundraising Event held at the Blyth
Community Centre,
those in attendance
generous support
individuals and local
we were able to generate a net
profit for the evening of over
$6,100. These funds will help
greatly as we continue to ensure
that our patient care equipment is
up to the latest standards.
I would also like to express our
appreciation to the many volunteers
who have contributed their time,
effort and resources to make the
evening a success.
Yours truly,
Marianne Menzies, Chair
Public Relations Committee
Clinton Public Hospital
THE EDITOR,
To those planning to attend the
West Wawanosh Church Service,
Pot Luck Lunch and School
Reunion, please note that due to a
delay in the start of construction at
Brookside School, all these events
will now be held at Brookside
Public School. The Church service
begins at 10:30 a.m. with a pot luck
dinner following, the school
reunion at 1:30. If anyone has old
school pictures, please give them to
Mrs. Jean Errington or Walter
Elliott.
If anyone has been missed with
an invitation, please accept our
apologies and come to the West
Wawanosh Warrior Days, July 24,
25, and 26, 1992.
See you there.
Walter Elliott
R 1, Lucknow, Ontario.
¥>u can lose a lot
more than your licence
drinking and driving.
looking for a size I can manage to
keep clean. Doesn't work. The way
things are going f'll be down to a
flower pot and the weeds will still
be so thick you won't be able to see
the flower.
I try. I get out there on my hands
and knees and pull every plant I
can see but by the time I straighten
up and turn around, there's a whole
new crop of weeds at least six inch
es high. I can't believe where all
these weeds can come from. There
isn't a pig weed within sight of my
garden, but still it looks like I've
discovered a new specialty crop in
growing pig weed. Lf you could dis
cover a market for twitch grass I
could be a millionaire overnight.
Now I believe in staying as close
to nature as possible so for several
years I've resisted weed sprays,
using a roto-tiller, a hoe or just the
old hands to root out the weeds.
There are times, however, I feel
like calling in a farming neighbour
and having him lay on every chem
ical in sight to try to blast the
weeds to kingdom come. Heck, at
times I contemplate asking the U.S.
military if they'd like to use my
garden as a test zone for their next
nuclear weapons test. Except I have
this feeling that a week after the
explosion, with every house
destroyed in a 15 mile radius, the
weeds would be up again and doing
well. And they think only cock
roaches would survive a nuclear
holocaust!
But you know what really makes
me wonder about all these perfect
gardeners? I never see them out
working in their gardens! Do they
get up in the middle of the night
and work with those little head
lamps like the worm pickers? Or
maybe like the shoemaker in the
fairy tale, do they have little elves
who come along and pull the weeds
at night.
It's one thing to sadly admit that
these people with perfect gardens
are just more patient and ambitious
than you, but when you can't even
see them sweating out there in the
midday sun, it's really galling.
I suppose some of them may get
the work done especially quickly
because the whole family gets
involved. I envy them even more if
they can pull that one off. When we
used to have a garden large enough
to feed the family I used to try to
get the whole family involved in
hoeing and weeding. If there's one
thing more persistent than pesky
weeds, however, it's the whine of
kids who hate to weed. Short of
buying a cat o' nine tails, there did
n't seem to be much way of getting
the job done. After a while you
either felt like a old fog horn
sounding off monotonously hour
after hour, or you decided the
weeds were easier to put up with
than the kids.
So the garden got smaller...but
not cleaner. Somehow I think I
have as many weeds in my 10 by
14 foot raised-bed garden today as I
had in the quarter acre garden I
used to have.
One thing for sure— I realize I'll
never make a vegetarian: I'd starve
trying to grow enough to keep me
alive in a garden...unless people
learned to eat weeds of course.
Then I could solve the world
hunger situation single-handed.
125th Birthday we’re
on top of the world.
The Human Development Report (1992) ranks
Canada No. 1 in the world for quality of life.
Published by the United Nations Development Programme, the report is based on
the life expectancy, education levels and purchasing power in 160 countries.
11*1Canada
125 years to celebrate
Three Blyth area students are the
proud recipients of the Ontario
Scholar awards after graduating
from their OAC year at Central
Huron Secondary School.
KAREN BYLSMA
Karen is the daughter of Auke
and Chris Bylsma of RR 1 Blyth.
Her future plans are to go to
Redeemer College in Ancaster, a
Christian university, in September.
Unsure of her major, Karen would
like to teach elementary school in a
Christian school.
KATHY VAN BAKEL
Kathy is the daughter of Tony
and Nellie Van Bakel of RR 1
Blyth. She plans to attend the Uni
versity of Waterloo in the fall,
studying Honours Kinesiology in
the co-op program.
KELLY COOK
The daughter of Brenda Cook
and Bill McDougall of Blyth, Kelly
graduated from Central Huron Sec
ondary School this year. She will
be attending the University of
Waterloo next year to'obtain a
Bachelor's degree in Honours
Mathematics.
NOTICE
to
Township of West
Wawanosh Residents
LANDFILL SITE
HOURS
Week of July 20-25 Only
Open
Wednesday July 22
9 a.m. - 2 p.m.
Saturday July 25
2 p.m. - 5 p.m.
Joan Armstrong
Clerk
Township of West Wawanosh