HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1992-06-17, Page 5Arthur Black
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 17,1992. PAGE 5.
TheShort
PM's image
undergoing
major cosmetic
makeover
There's a sucker born every minute.
A chap by the name of Phineas Taylor
Barnum uttered that observation more than a
century ago. P.T.'s philosophical conclusion
was based on a lifetime of watching the
rubes line up to get in his world-famous
circus. Barnum discovered that people
would pay to see just about anything, as long
as it was served up with a good gob of
showmanship. When the famous Cardiff
Giant was “discovered”, Barnum
immediately tried to buy it for display in his
circus. The owners turned him down.
Undeterred, Barnum hired a sculptor to
carve another Cardiff Giant. He did, and
Barnum pitched a tent over it and started
selling tickets. In no time, Barnum's fake of
a fake was attracting more customers than
the original.
P.T. Barnum is dead now. He died in
1891. I know because I checked. I checked
because I was beginning to think that old
P.T. was alive and well and working out of
the Prime Minister's Office in Ottawa.
Have you noticed the oh, so subtle sales
Germany —
the price
of unification
BY RAYMOND CANON
I am writing this article just before I fly
off to Germany and I must admit to looking
forward this time to the trip with mixed
feelings. That country was my home for a
year when the zones of occupation in the
aftermath of World War II were still very
much a reality and I never cease to be
amazed at the progress the country has made
since that time. It shows, among other
things, what people can do when they put
their mind to it.
As you can easily recall Germany was, for
over 40 years, divided into two parts, with
the eastern second often being touted as the
showplace for the communist system. All
during that time there were any number of
Germans who longed for reunification. Now
that the communist system has been revealed
for what it really was, and Eastern Germany
is now part of a united Germany, it is also
safe to say that there are a similar number of
Germans who are wondering if they have
been misled by their politicians as they look
at the mounting cost of the reunification
program.
First of all, the eastern part of Germany
has turned out to be anything but a showcase
for communism. With very few exceptions,
industry there could not even come close to
competing with the West. The equipment
was outdated and inefficient and, even if it
job that’s been done on our PM of late? It
started around the beginning of 1992, if I'm
not mistaken -- which, co-incidentally
enough, is about the time Hugh Segal was
hired as chief Image Masseur for the PM.
Gradually, kinder, gentler stories and
photos about Mulroney began to appear.
Here was Brian stooping to pick up a
swooning female Mountie. There was Brian
commiserating with the widow Jeanne Sauve
at the funeral of her husband.
I'm not suggesting that the Mountie took a
dive, or that Mulroney didn't feel real
compassion for Madame Sauve. I'm merely
pointing out that both photos landed on the
front pages of an awful lot of the nation's
newspapers. And they were the kind of
photos that a press agent has wet dreams
about.
Is that you behind the curtain, Hughie?
It's not just the newspapers either. Did you
catch that televised Love-in Brian and Mila
did with Hana Gartner? One full hour of
prime time lob balls in which Brian (wisely)
let Mila do most of the talking while he sat
in his Perry Como sweater, awshucksing
softly in the background.
The PM even managed to corral some
warm and fuzzy press coverage on Mother's
Day. He told a radio audience that he always
cooks up breakfast on Mother's Day for the
wife and kiddies. “It's a tradition that Mila
kind of enjoys,” he told the audience.
Gosh. Sounds so wholesome and folksy.
Kinda like Fred MacMurray in My Three
Sons.
It's supposed to. This is a major cosmetic
makeover. The task is to take the most
By Raymond Canon
wasn't almost half of its markets were lost
when the rest of the Moscow-controlled
countries in eastern Europe went their own
way with problems of the same magnitude of
their German comrades.
The German government wisely set up an
organization, called the Treuhand, to try to
privatize as many of the eastern firms as
possible. They are doing their best in what
has become far too frequently a thankless
task but they are discovering an all too
common theme: the rapidly rising cost of
doing all this. This past year it spent about
$20 billion but by 1995 this cost is expected
to rise about six-fold and this is only one of
the escalating costs that the government is
running into. Rich as Germany is, it has
watched its borrowing costs rise inexorably.
By the end of 1995 the total public sector
debt is expected to be over $1.5 trillion.
Outside of the Treuhand's activities, what
are some of the other large costs which have
to be faced? You can probably relate to
them, given that we also have a large public
service debt at both the federal and
provincial levels. For openers there is the
problem of social welfare payments.
Germany, also like Canada, has an extensive
system and given that there are so many
people out of work in the eastern part of the
country, they have to be looked after for as
long as it takes the system to sort itself out.
There is indication that there are some
reaching the end of their patience. You may
have recently read about the public service
strikes that took place in Germany. The mail
wasn't delivered, the airports were closed
and garbage wasn't collected. These were
just a few of the services that people found
themselves without. Not surprisingly,
roundly loathed public figure in Canadian
history and transform him into something ...
human.
And there's not much time. The Mulroney
Mandate is finally running out. Very soon
the Prime Minister is going to have to look
at a calendar and pick a date for the next
federal election.
So the PMO spin doctors are getting their
licks while they can. And doing a pretty
good job too, considering what they've got to
work with. After Mulroney's last visit to
Washington, the papers were full of headline
adjectives like “blunt” and “forceful”.
George Bush (a man all too aware of the
necessity of heavy makeup) obliged his ole
fishin' buddy with the hoary Whitehouse
humble routine — the one that goes “Boy,
that Mister Mulroney sure did give me some
talking to, I'll tell ya.”
It was perfect politics on both sides.
Everybody looks good. Lots of words.
Nothing on paper.
Will it work? Can Mulroney and Company
dance and sing fast enough to make the
Canadian electorate forget the past eight
hideous years in the country's life? It's not
impossible. All he's got to do is (a) stick
handle past a couple of political sock
puppets called Chretien and McLaughlin ...
... and (b) convince us to vote for him.
The first part's easy for a wily old vet like
Mulroney. The second part? P.T. Barnum is
famous for another saying: “Nobody ever
went broke underestimating the intelligence
of the public.”
Let's hope that for once in his life, old
Phineas was wrong.
because of all the deficits, Germany finds
itself in the strange situation of suffering
from a rate of inflation which is about three
times what we have in Canada. With no end
of this in sight, the workers went on strike
demanding an increase of nine to 10 per
cent, far more than the government was
prepared to pay. A compromise was reached
but who is to say when the next group of
disgruntled workers will take to the picket
lines. I must confess that it is really strange
to see Canada with low rates of inflation and
days lost to strikes compared to what is
taking place in Germany. Usually it is the
other way around.
Even some of the German firms in the
western part are coming in for some rough
sailing. A case in point is the famous
automobile industry. Ever since German cars
started coming on the foreign markets, they
have had a reputation for quality. It has
frequently come at the price of higher costs
but, as long as people were prepared to pay
for this and there was no serious
competition, nobody worried too much.
But competition there now is! For one the
Japanese are paying much more attention to
the same type of cars as the Germans have
been turning out and they are doing it at a
lower cost. It may interest you to know that
some Germans are trying to imitate the
production systems in use at the Cami plant
near Ingersoll which, as you know, is a
combined venture between Suzuki and
General Motors. Since Opel is owned by
G.M., I'll give you one guess which German
firm is doing the imitating.
Well, at least the Germans probably have a
better idea of how Canadians have been
feeling for some time.
of it
By Bonnie Gropp
There is
no place
like home
Just a brief few years ago I would never
have dreamt this could happen, but by all
accounts I am now a homebody. Well, at
least that is what I would like to be if I could
ever get the chance. Once a bit of a social
butterfly, I am now at my happiest just
staying home surrounded by family.
My kids say it's a result of old age,
however, I'm inclined to think that I'm just
learning to appreciate the value of what I
have.
There is one excursion from home and
hearth that I do look forward to — an annual
pilgrimmage to Frankenmuth, Mich. Since
1977, my husband and I, together with a
group of adult acquaintances, have taken off
to enjoy the second weekend in June in the
quaint Bavarian city. Maybe it's our German
heritage that makes us find the place so
endearing or maybe we’re just boringly
predictable, but we have yet to tire of it.
With cross-border shopping a constant
source of controversy I realize I take my
chances in saying that a highlight for me is a
visit to an American community. Thus, I am
quick to let you know that while I do shop
that was never, nor is, the intent of the trip.
For 15 years it has been an event, a time for
friends to get together and socialize. We like
the atmosphere — which is so unlike the rest
of Michigan..
The ritual began when cross-border
shopping had less significance than it does
today and of the possible ramifications I was
blissfully ignorant. The fact that I shop now
is just because I don't go anywhere without
shopping! If there's a place to spend I'm
there. Three hundred and sixty days a year
it's in Canada.
I will admit that this year, however, I
practised a little more restraint in
Frankenmuth, turning what's often been a
mall marathon into something more like a
store sprint.
And I even drank a Canadian import —
spring waler.
While this weekend has always been a
sort of hedonistic venture, one where
conscience has never really taken a
precedent, mine began getting pricked at the
border on Friday. It took us three-quarters of
an hour to get to the American side due to a
huge back up of autos, most of them wearing
Ontario license plates. This has been a
common occurence on our trips to
Frankenmuth in the last two years and I find
it hard to believe that the majority of these
were intending to do much more than pop
over for fuel or groceries.
Our return on Sunday night was quite late
and we were much amazed to be met on the
other side of the bridge by another line of
cars, again with the majority bearing Ontario
plates.
Personally, I can’t imagine suffering
through customs for a cheap tank of gas or
for saving a few dollars on my grocery bill.
While I admit to boosting the American
economy every year, I certainly don't go just
to get cheaper goods. Actually, if it weren't
for Frankenmuth, I would never leave the
country. I have travelled to Vermont and
Kentucky by car seeing various points in
between and have yet to see anything that
surpasses what we have here. And it's
always a good feeling for me to get home.
Reaching the Canadian side after an
extended stay in the US always makes me
think of the sun coming out from behind a
cloud.
This past weekend made me realize once
again how special our home is. I just wish
there was some way to turn the daytrippers
into homebodies.