HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1992-03-18, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 18,1992. PAGE 5.
02 Arthur Black The
Short
Butlers are
nobody’s
lickspittle
doormats
An aristocracy ... is like a chicken with
its head cut off; it may run about in a
lovely way, but in fact it's dead.
Nancy Mitford.
Ms. Mitford is right, of course. Kings and
Queens and Dukes and Duchesses would
make no sense at all in a rational world.
But then, when's the last time anybody
mistook Earth for a rational planet?
This is a place where religious leaders can
solemnly order the murder of a man for
writing a book.
It's a place where a guy can earn $5
million U.S. a year for throwing a leather-
covered sphere past another guy 66 feet
away.
This is a place that picked Brian Mulroney
to run Canada.
Twice.
So perhaps it's no surprise that Ivor
Spencer's enterprise is doing swimmingly
well, thank yew veddy much.
Mister Spencer runs a school in London,
England. A school for butlers.
International Scene
By Raymond Canon
More student
exchanges
would be
a good idea
I frequently read about stories of student
exchanges in the newspapers which take my
column and I am moved to comment a bit on
this sort of thing in that I think it is worthy
of a few remarks and positive ones at that.
The ground rules may change slightly from
organization to organization but basically
what takes place is that a teenager from a
Canadian family spends a specific period of
time living with a family in another country
and going to school there at the same lime.
Al the end of the period the reverse takes
place; a teenager from the foreign family
comes to live with the Canadian family and
also goes to school while in Canada.
It may actually start the other way around
but that is secondary. What is really
important is that we have young people who
are able to experience a different language
and culture at an age when they can most
easily adjust. Not only do they come out of
this visit with fluency in a language that they
might never have possessed but they leam a
vital bit of truth - not all infinite wisdom
comes out of southern Ontario. In the vast
majority of cases these exchange visits are
decidedly positive for both the Canadian and
the foreign teenager.
Unfortunately such arrangements are
limited in scope and thus the fortunate ones
arc few in number. However, there are other
A person might be forgiven for thinking
that butlers had gone the way of the
brontosaurus, the dodo and the Edsel. Back
in the 193O's there were 30,000 of the
creatures in Britain alone, but World War II
cost Britain mightily, and butlers -- an
expensive appendage during the best of
times — began to disappear. By the 1980's
there were fewer than a hundred full time
butlers in the United Kingdom.
Now they’re coming back. Or so says Ivor
Spencer -- and he's in a position to know.
Mister Spencer's school grooms, hones and
places “personal servants” with wealthy
households ail over the world.
It's not a bad gig. About $50,000 a year
with free room and board, a car, a clothing
allowance and the chance to serve tea to the
rich and famous.
But there's a downside. Rich people are
not necessarily nice people — and even when
the boss is a 24-carat jerk, the butler is
expected to lower his eyes and take it, like a
good and loyal servant. A butler is
unflinchingly stiff-upper-lipped. His
employer can get drunk, shout obscenities,
beat the dog and swing naked from the
chandeliers but nary a whisper of it will be
breathed by his butler.
“We never talk” says Spencer. “That is
your death knell as a butler.”
Which is not to say that butlers are a
bunch of craven, lickspittle doormats
ways to see a bit of another country or even
a number of them and meet a great many
people of your own age. I refer to the youth
hostel system which exists in many countries
and which is certainly very widespread in
Europe. As its name implies the system runs
a series of hostels at which young people
below a certain age may stay overnight at an
extremely low price. The hostels are
generally relatively small in that they hold
less than 100 but they are widely used and
you will find that you meet other people
from all over the world. Some of foe hostels
are old castles, large houses or even an old
mill or a similar structure.
Tucked away in my scrapbooks is my old
membership card to the Youth Hostel
Movement. They ran out of space in which
to stamp the name of the hostels at which I
stayed but one of the most idyllic has to have
been Bertschesgaden in the German Alps or
the old mill in central England. There was
hardly a day when I didn't meet someone
who was going the same way that I was and
so 1 constantly had company as we cycled
from one hostel to the next. Indeed I
frequently had people who came with me
just because I spoke their native language
and they wanted somebody to talk to. One
boy from Spain, who spoke nothing but
Spanish, followed me all over Holland. I, in
turn, fell in love with a South African nurse
and followed her over much of southern
England. In essence, I recall those trips by
bicycle as some of the most idyllic times of
my life.
Living with a family who has children
your own age is highly recommended. Just
think of the number of conversations you
can have on any number of topics and all the
while being able to practice a foreign
language. I once calculated that five years in
shuffling and cringing through life. Some of
them have immense responsibilities which
include everything from balancing the
family budget to ironing the morning
newspaper. A butler may not talk back, but
he's nobody's punching bag, either. Indeed,
their grace under pressure is legendary.
For instance, the butler of Lord Dunsany
in County Meath, Ireland. Back in the 1920's
Dunsany Castle was raided and ransacked by
the “Black and Tans” — troops of the British
government. Lord Dunsany's butler stood
unmoved as the soldiers reduced the castle
interior to rubble. As they trooped out the
smashed front door, the butler intoned “Who
shall I say called?”
Then there's the New York mansion story
told by Coburg, Ontario's own Marie
Dressier in her autobiography My Own
Story. “I was going upstairs to leave my
wrap when I noticed a beautifully carved
bannister. ‘If I don't slide down that,’ I told
myself, ‘I’ll die.’ There was nobody in sight.
I took a deep breath and landed in a heap at
the foot of the stairs. Imagine my horror
when I saw bearing down upon me the
butler, whose frosty hauteur had frozen me
when I arrived. He picked me up and dusted
me off without a flicker of expression on his
correct countenance, meanwhile murmuring
cordially, ‘Very good miss. Very good
indeed. I've always wanted to take a go al it
myself.”
a classroom learning French or German or
the likes would give you about the same
amount of conversational time as one week
in a foreign country. With that in mind, you
will be nothing less than surprised how
much you can tuck into your brain in three
One of my most vivid memories is of my
stay in Spain. Although I had studied
Spanish in school, I was not very fluent in
the language for reasons which I have just
outlined above. I ended up living with a
Spanish family in Santander and, joy of joys,
they had a son and daughter about my age.
Neither had any English and so it was up to
me to become fluent in as short a time as
possible. The mother and father took their
turn in talking to me and eventually it was
decided that I was fluent enough to invite a
Spanish girl out for an evening. Talk about
culture shock when I discovered that in this
very conservative Spanish society, nice girls
took mother along on the first dale. I
knocked al the door in trepidation but I can
report that all went well. Being so protected,
the girls were not exactly setting the world
afire with their conversational ability. The
mother was not only charming but could
carry a conversation very easily which she
did. I rather enjoyed the evening and can
now report that I am one of a few Canadians
who has ever had a proper dale with both
mother and daughter.
All this, however, is all part of going to
live in another linguistic society. There are
so many things that are done not quite the
same but are enjoyable nevertheless. If you
ever get a chance to go on an exchange
program, go for it. I wish the organizations
doing this kind of work were only able to
expand their activities.
of it
By Bonnie Gropp
Time too precious
to be taken
for granted
There is a man I have known for a good
part of my life, a man for whom I have
always had the utmost respect. And I'm not
alone in these feelings. There are few who
meet him who do not like him and even
those who don't, can't help but admire him.
He is the father of my long-time friend
and represents the true essence of what I
consider to be a "gentle man". He is warm
and caring with a fun sense of humour. He is
a man of integrity and intelligence, who
worked himself up from humble beginnings
at the bottom of his company to the offices
of the top floor. Still attractive at 60, he is, as
well, successful. He is a loving husband and
devoted father, who gives his love as
unselfishly as his wealth. He is, in short, a
man who appears to have it all.
And two weeks ago he learned he has
cancer.
When I heard the news, my first thought
was that this man will be one of the ones to
conquer this life battle. His love of life and
desire to win won't let him give up even
when facing such a formidable opponent.
The prognosis was relatively optimistic;
the disease was discovered in its early stages
and in an area that is treatable. Yet, though
he look the news with typical stoicism, he
has begun to already look al life differently.
Never keen to sit on the bleachers he has
always been a participant in life. If there was
something to do he would not watch. He
came out of retirement to pul struggling
businesses back on their feet. He has
travelled the world over, is active in sports
and meets new challenges head on. Yet,
now, his daughter says, she has caught him
silling by a window and actually looking al
what is out there to see, no immersing
himself into it, while he comes to terms with
what may be a frightening future. For him
the passage of time is acute, for each minute
is a step toward an unknown he may not
want to accept.
It made me think again how selfish I can
be when I wish for winter to pass and spring
to arrive. What I trivialize and cast off, arc
precious moments to others.
It's not that I'm so foolish as to wish my
life away - I am well aware of how quickly
time is going and how I wish I could slow it
down - but in blissful ignorance of what lies
before me, I lake too much for granted the
time that is left. I know, yet I still do it.
We all know that time is dear, that we
should seize each moment and not let the
past overshadow or the future deplete the
memories of today, but it's not always easy.
Sometimes when things are going rough, we
can't help but wish for them to be over, for
the next phase of our life to come along.
Sometimes it is just a case of eagerly
anticipating an event or occasion and
wishing the lime between away.
From the movie Brian's Song is a song by
composer Michel Legrand that is a poignant
reminder of how tenuous our control is over
our time here.
If the hands of time were hands that I
could hold
I'd keep them warm and in my hand
they'd not turn cold.
Hand in hand we'd choose the moments
that should last
The lovely moments that should have no
future and no past.
It will do me well to remember that the
brief months of the year that I would choose
to skip over are months that others would
prefer to freeze in time. For some winter
passes much loo quickly.