HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1992-03-04, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 4,1992. PAGE 5.
(Arthur Black
The Olympics are
------fixed, !
I Realize that it’s heresy, but I’m going to
say it anyway: the Winter Olympics are over
and I'm glad.
It's not that I'm a sports curmudgeon. I'm
pleased that Kerrin Lee Whatsemame won
herself a gold medal. My heartstrings went
as zingy as any other Canucks when Sean
Burke put the leg scissors on that fmal shot
to win the Germany-Team Canada shootout.
It's all very thrilling but it's just getting too
hard to take the Olympics --winter or
summer - seriously any more. As a Sports
Spectacle, you bet. As a Muscle
Extravaganza, to be sure.
But as an impartial gathering of the
world's best amateurs competing on a level
playing field under an unblemished nimbus
of fair play and justice? Get serious.
The Olympics are — there is no nice way
to say this — fixed. Any semi-conscious
viewer watching the Figure Skating finals
couldn't help but see nationalistic judges
shamelessly loading their ballots for the
Home Town Kids.
There's even favouritism within Teams.
Kurt Browning skated like a wino lashed in
banana skins and still placed sixth. Elvis
Stojko delivered the most technically
flawless performance of the Olympics, but
Elvis is still a rookie on the international
■international Scene
By Raymond Canon
Change -
a natural
phenomenon
BY RAYMOND CANON
And you will cry, “I'm alone!” The time
will come when that which seems high to
you will no longer be in sight, and that
which seems low will be all-too-near, even
what seems sublime to you will frighten you
like a ghost. And you will cry, “All is false!”
That statement comes not from some
contemporary thinker but from the writings
of Nietsche, the German philosopher who
lived during the last half of the 19th century
and who, because of his influence on the
National Socialist movement in Germany,
has become one of the most misrepresented
philosophers of all time. Nietsche, who was
very much in favour of change, because he
felt that the state had let its citizens down,
would feel right at home today and the
passage above relates to the person who is
resistant to change and the traumatic
experience that he or she goes through when
it becomes crystal clear that change
threatens to leave them all behind.
It is not only Canadians who are having to
face the spectre of a leap into the dark.
People all over the western hemisphere are
faced with the same challenge and no group
more so than in what used to be the Soviet
Union. I can perhaps relate to this feeling
better than many people; I went to study in
Germany in the aftermath of World War II.
What I found there was a nation in shock.
scene. They dumped him in seventh place.
But Olympic officials have been hiding
their eyes from improprieties for years. Look
at those women's swim teams the East
Germans used to send.
They looked like U Boats in bathing suits.
It was a standing joke that the Russian
contingent had a floating drug store
anchored off Korea for the Seoul Olympics.
An entire naval vessel crammed to the
gunwales with doctors, pills and sundry
pharmaceuticals all for the purpose of
whipping up chemical booster shots to help
the Soviet competitors go faster, farther,
higher in ways that wouldn't show up on
Olympic drug rap sheets.
Did the Olympic Overlords have any
suspicions? Landsakes, Scarlett, how could
you even suggest such a thing?
Thing is, the Olympics have always been a
bit of a shuck. Take the marathon. The
legend goes that the big race is exactly 26
miles, 385 yards long, because that
represents the precise distance from the
Greek village of Marathon to the stadium in
Athens -- a route of heroic Anthenia
messenger was supposed to have run back in
ancient times to bring news of an important
military victory.
The truth is, that nobody knows exactly
how far the Athenian jogger actually ran, so
for years the Olympic race was set at about
25 miles.
Then, in 1908 the games were held in
London. The Brits decided to start the race at
The students I lived, studied and chummed
with had seen all that their country had stood
for during their entire life time come
crashing down all around them. Nihilism
was rife, confusion was the order of the day,
but the Germany that I see today is a far cry
from the unsettled land of post-war Europe.
My own situation at the time was that I
shared some of these uncertainties with them
but, we all learned that change was an
integral part of our life, that is, if we wanted
to survive.
I wish there was some way to program the
ability to handle change into our school
system since it is one of the characteristics
that we are going to have to come to grips
with as soon as we enter the work force if
not sooner. For openers many of the jobs
that we will work in some day have not yet
been created. Nor will these jobs, when they
do come about, necessarily be of long term
duration. I advise my students to accept, as
highly likely, the fact that they will all work
in a minimum of three to five different
positions during their lifetime and the life
skills they have to acquire will be those
which can assist them in making these
transitions as smoothly as possible.
Economists come in for their share of
criticism because we do not have a high
enough level of accuracy in our predictions
to introduce policies in time for them to be
any good. This may well be true but part of
the blame must be put on the shoulders of
voters who do not like the economic pain
associated with such policies. However, one
thing that is accentuating good and bad
corporate citizens anywhere and that, by and
large, we have a much higher standard of
living than would be the case if we had little
or no foreign investment.
Because of this I am truly sorry to see
Canadians being brainwashed by the
blandishments of one Mel Hurtig in his
Windsor Castle and to have the finish line at
While City stadium — exactly 26 miles. The
day of the race was exceptionally hot and
humid, so the starting line was moved back
to a shady grove of trees so that Queen
Alexandra and the royal grandkiddies would
be comfortable. Exact distance to the grove:
385 yards. And THAT'S how the distance of
the marathon came to be.
But it's not just the hype and the pretence
surrounding The Games that's got to me. It's
The Games themselves.
They're getting sillier and sillier.
Look at some of the events they expect
grown adults to sit down and watch. The
Luge. Falling down a tube of ice wearing a
funny-looking suit that's three sizes too
small, right?
Speed skiing. SPEED skiing??? For the
past twenty years I've been watching, what —
SLOTH skiing?
And what about this year's demonstration
sport — curling?
Aw, come on gang. No doubt leaning on a
broom and throwing rocks up and down a
sheet of ice is as good a way as any to work
up a thirst and beat the February Blahs, but
as an Olympic sport?
Can you seriously envision Socrates, beard
over his shoulder, sliding along on one knee.
Plato and Aristotle whisking away to a
Greek chorus singing “Sweep, sweep!”
Have a care, you Olympic decision
makers. Today, curling. Tomorrow, Naked
Bungee Jumping.
recent book, “The Betrayal of Canada.” Mr,
Hurtig, who gained fame as a publisher, has
seen fit to join the fray and to castigate those
who have had anything to do with the large
level of foreign investment. He claims, for
example, that the high level of foreign
investment would not be tolerated in other
developed nations. As if that was not bad
enough, he goes on to propose that a very
substantial level of annual savings of
Canadians should be used to benefit
Canadians in Canada and not be allowed to
be invested elsewhere.
Where has Mr. Hurtig been all these
years? Investment, and large scale
investment at that, has been going on in this
country ever since Confederation and has
been carried out in conformance with
Canadian laws. Would Mr. Hurtig have us
turn back the clock, throw out the
McDonald's, Pratt & Whitney's, 3M's and
other foreign investors? Surely not the
federal or the Ontario governments who
seem at times to specialize in deficit
financings or losing their shirts a la Suncor
or Canadair. Is Mr. Hurtig so, so naive that
he cannot foresee the huge flight of capital
that would exit Canada at the first sign of
any such control of our investment capital?
Mr. Hurtig likes to consider himself as a
true nationalist. By his definition I am not
nor are those who cannot share his myopic
view of what foreign investment has done
for this country. Of course there are bad
corporate citizens in the foreign sector; I
have already pointed that out. However, to
tar the whole sector with the same black
brush is short-sightedness of the highest
order. In his proposals Mr. Hurtig runs a
great risk of becoming a betrayer of Canada.
If we are having difficulty affording the
social welfare programs now in place, what
would it be like under his “nationalist”
system? I shudder at the thought.
By Bonnie Gropp
Saying goodbye
to the
February blah-bs
As I sit down to write this column it's
Friday afternoon, and my mind losses and
turns trying to stay on the track of something
important and relevant. But, just one thought
keeps spinning through my head, trampling
any other that pops in- I WANT THIS
SNOW TO GO AWAY.
Now I know that we don't have any
control over the weather and there's no point
in complaining about things we can't
control- (goodness knows there are enough
real problems out there.) but, as the end of
February approaches, I have quite simply
had enough.
Last weekend we visited my sister in
Oakville and as my husband, who happens
to be an avid snowmobiler, thus a snow
worshipper, remarked on how depressing
that area looked without mounds of white,
fluffy flakes, I couldn't help thinking how
nice it was to be able to get around.
I remember as a youngster the change of
season was refreshing, exciting. Now, it's
just cold, damp and relentless. And the worst
part is what option do we have?
As a child when I first learned that like
birds, humans migrate to warmer climates
during the winter, I thought it was silly. Why
would anyone want summer all year long?
We are blessed with such wondrous variety
here, why would anyone choose to miss part
of it?
Well, while I don't feel quite as strongly
about that anymore, I still think it's
unfortunate that to find comfortable
temperatures in the winter, we have to enrich
the American economy with our tourist
dollars, especially now, when some of our
arrogant southern neighbours have taken to
biting the hand that feeds them.
In one Florida resort, at least, the
homegrowns are not impressed with the
"beer-bellied Canadians in their bikini
briefs" swarming their beaches. A local
radio announcer, himself no contender for
body of the year, called the tourists "lazy,
cheap and disgusting" before adding that
they aren't wanted. This is also the town that
said "no" to the college students annual
Spring Break Party.
So let's get this straight - we have a tourist
town that doesn't want tourists on the beach
because they don't like the way they look in
a bathing suit. Definitely a new approach to
promoting the industry. Il would surely thin
the crowd on the beach at Grand Bend
during the summer.
Now, I did see footage of the perpetrators
committing the crime and I'll admit it's not a
pretty picture. Actually, it borders on the
obscene, but then again so does the amount
of money spent in the U.S. by cold
Canadians each winter. I can't imagine why
anyone would wear a piece of clothing not
much bigger than a kleenex when they
looked like these guys, but if they were
shopping in my town I sure wouldn't be the
one to tell them how bad they looked.
Likewise, if I were the insulted spender, I'd
take my pot belly -and my pot of gold-
elsewhere.
The Canadians, who were largely (no pun
intended) from Quebec were not impressed
with the remarks, pointing out that being
tubby is not a trait exceptional to Canucks.
Yet, they weren't insulted enough to leave. I
wonder if their tolerance to insult is higher
south of the border.
If not, their intolerance to cold is
obviously even higher than mine!