HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1991-12-11, Page 5EN, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 11,1991. PAGE 5.
Shopping a
truly Canadian
experience
with this catalogue
Here are two infallible ways to tell that
Christmas is coming. Number one: every
shopping mall you pass is playing a tinny
version of The Little Drummer Boy, by the
Harry Simeon Chorale. Number two: every
time you turn around you stumble across
another brand new Canadian book, freshly
published in the hope you'll buy it to stuff in
somebody's stocking...
Sure are a lot of them out there. Pierre
Berton, of course. And Margaret Atwood.
And Peter New man. Kurt Browning and
Darryl Sittier to boot.
Heck, even I have a seasonal hardcover
offering, currently teetering half way
between the New York Times Bestseller List
and the Coles Remainders Table.
But the Canadian book that's captured my
heart this year isn't an Ottawa expose or a
Maritimes novel or the memories of some
Bay Street robber baron.
It's a catalogue.
International Scene
By Raymond Canon
Russia has
problem with
too much money
Some of my readers may have either
friends or relatives living in the Soviet
Union or one of the countries of eastern
Europe that used to be under the control of
the Kremlin. Even if you do not, you are
quite likely aware that life in that part of the
world is no bed of roses. Just to bring it a bit
closer to home, I am going to try to describe
for you what it is like to be a householder in
that part of the world.
For openers tax receipts of the various
governments are in something of budget that
the government might like to draw up. There
is little sense in selling money into an
investment of that nature. This leaves only
one thing - to print money in order to make
up the shortfall.
Printing money is tantamount to causing
inflation, and inflation is what the people of
eastern Europe are getting. In Russia the
situation in this respect is so bad that there
could well be hyper-inflation before the
arrival of spring. There is a story going the
rounds now, that Mr. Gorbachev has
approached George Bush to see if he could
borrow enough money to buy the bank note
paper that the Bank of Russia needs to print
all those new bank notes. Needless to say,
the printing presses in Moscow are working
overtime.
The consumer is thus faced with rapidly
rising prices for even the staples that he or
she buys, not to mention the shortages that
are going along with this inflation. Even if
there were enough commodities, the
distribution system is in the same mess as
the rest of the country and goods, already
scarce, are getting scarcer.
All this would not be so bad if there was
plenty of work to be had. As all the leaders
In fact, it's official title is Another Lost
Whole Moose Catalogue.
The ALWM Catalogue is difficult to
describe. Physically, it's 156 pages of print
and photographs sandwiched between covers
that measure ten inches wide and fifteen
inches deep — which is to say, large and
ungainly.
Kind of like a moose.
As for the material between the covers ...
that's REALLY difficult to describe. You
can find out how to build a log cabin in this
catalogue. You can also leam how to make
moose meat pasta, where to place your
outhouse and how to say “this is a moose” in
Athapaskan dialect.
The catalogue was conceived, birthed and
nurtured in the Yukon. It bills itself as a
collection of Yukon lore that should get
anyone, from greenhorn to sourdough, safely
through a bad winter in the Great White
North.
Well, Another Lost whole Moose
Catalogue will probably do that alright - but
just between you and me, you don't have to
be a Yukoner to get your fancy tickled by
this book.
That's because the compilers stirred in one
tangy ingredient not commonly featured in
catalogues - a sense of humour.
of eastern Europe have discovered, trying to
switch from a central to a market economy
as far as industry is concerned is a
nightmare. Who is going to buy and run all
the factories that were formerly run by the
State, frequently at a loss and a bad one at
that? Much of the machinery in these plants
is obsolescent and it is going to take a
colossal investment for new capital goods;
even if you get this far, you still have to
compete with foreign companies. The
householder is, accordingly, faced with
dismissal, if he or she still has work, or if
they have already joined the ranks of the
unemployed, they have to join the long lines
who are out looking.
One thing about Canadians; we can still
count on our pension plans or their social
welfare benefits. Both of these are
threatened in eastern Europe since the
governments don't have enough money to
maintain them on the scale to which the
citizens have become accustomed. If you are
already on a pension, it is a good question
whether it is indexed to take care of the
rapidly rising prices to which I referred
earlier.
Letter to the Editor
No way to treat a dog
THE EDITOR,
A couple of weeks ago my husband and I
had the pleasant experience of having some
tiny visitors stay at home on a temporary
basis.
My husband and his boss went to the
dump to unload some used parts when they
’."“re greeted by four tiny black puppies
climbing up the hillside towards them. They
couldn't believe their eyes. They could see
that there were two more down the hill a
little. When they got to them, one was dead
and the little beige one was very weakened.
There were no human tracks around them, so
they had been there through at least one
snow storm we figure.
You can find a serious essay entitled
“Dogs In Pick-ups”. (Opening paragraph:
“Every real Yukoner has a real pickup. Not
one of those wimpy little tin cans from J.A.
Pan that gets 30 miles to a fart.”).
And another about “Safe Sex in the
Yukon” (Important tip: never leave condoms
in your glove compartment at 40 below).
In fact, Another Lost Whole Moose
Catalogue is only marginally about moose.
Its central theme is something infinitely
more important. It's about The North —
which I think is what being Canadian is all
about.
Every Canuck has The North in his soul.
Doesn't matter if it turns out to be the Arctic
Barrens or the Haliburton Highlands. Sure,
most of eke out our MacDonaldized lives
within a couple of hours drive of the U.S.
border, but that doesn't change what's in our
backyard: The North. It's always there and it
shapes us all for life. “A window out onto
infinity” the French historian Andre
Siegfried called it.
Well, this book is sort of a family album
from the other side of the windowpane.
Another Lost Whole Moose Catalogue,
available from Lost Moose Publishing, 58
Kluane Crescent, Whitehorse, Yukon Y1A
3G7.
If you are a student in either the high
schools or the universities, what kind of
future do you have when you put your
school books away for the last time? Perhaps
for some of these people immigration may
be the best way out and the positive side of
this is that many citizens of eastern
European countries do have relatives in
North America. The down side of this is that
neither Canada nor the United States is
opening the doors wide to such immigrants.
We have limits to how many we will take
and so do the Americans.
Undoubtedly one of the prime requisites is
strong leadership but what happened in
Poland? This fall the Poles had an election to
try to come to grips with the mess; the voters
elected no less than a score of parties, none
with more than 12 per cent of the vote.
Strangely enough the ex-Communists scored
about as high as any which leads one to
believe that some eastern Europeans may
secretly be longing for the days when they at
least knew where they stood even if it was a
dictatorship.
As a result of all this, there is every
indication that things are likely to get worse
before they get better.
Of course, Todd brought them home as
they couldn't believe that anyone could be so
cruel to anything so defenseless and cute.
We don't think they were much over six
weeks old by the way they behaved.
We find it hard to imagine that there are
such heartless people around. We realize it
costs a lot of money to keep a dog and six
puppies -re just too much but at least homes
could be found or get rid of them in a
humane way. That's what humane societies
are for. Do not put them out in the cold to
freeze or starve to death, whichever comes
first. If puppies aren't wanted, get your
Continued on page 23
The
Short
of it
By Bonnie Gropp
Some guys are scum...
some guys aren't
The other evening, while sipping
coffee in a quiet diner, I happened to
overhear a conversation between two
teenage girls seated nearby. The pair were
discussing the slim pickings of suitable
young men.
"Guys are such scums. They really
are," spoke one fresh-faced innocent.
"I know. You ask any of the girls at
school and that's what they'll tell you,"
responded her pony-tailed friend.
This generalization alarmed me, at
first, as I thought it a disturbingly cynical
view in two so young. Then reflecting on my
own feelings at that age, I discovered them
to be not all that different. For as many years
as there has been romance, women have
been confounded by the rougher side of the
male mystique — the side that remains
aloof, that at times lacks sensitivity; the side
that can actually appear to be unkind at
times.
The differences men and women have
in approaching just about everything is a
baffling engima. In 1917 Eddie Green
wrote a song called A Good Man is Hard To
Find which expressed some ideas on the
subject, though how Eddie knew is beyond
me. "A good man is hard to find. You
always get the other kind. Just when you
think that he is your pal, you turn around and
find him fooling round some other gal."
However, today, in our dealings with
men we often add feelings of hostility, due
to constant reminders of the physical
violence committed against women by men.
A young girl I know, told me she is
frightened by the prospect of going to
university, after her teacher expounded to
her the dangers plaguing female students on
campus. Media and women's groups
propagandize the atrocities executed daily on
women by men. Last Friday, the country
marked the tragic deaths of 14 female
students, who were killed at Ecole
Polytechnique by naming December 6 as
Remembrance and Action Day on Violence
Against Women. Area Students wore white
ribbons this past week as a symbol of their
hope to stop this senseless violence. Sadly,
though, I was told by a student from one
school, that only a handful of male students
chose to wear the ribbon, a fact that did
nothing to further their cause with their
female peers. While some may have felt it
was not a cool thing to show they care, one
can't help but wonder if the motive doesn't
stem more from belligerence or
rebelliousness. With so much hype
surrounding the obvious need to, at the least
suppress, and at the most obliterate violent
crimes against women we tend to ignore the
serious problem of crime in general.
Women's vulnerability to violent
crimes is grimly obvious, but we must be
careful to remember that men are not
immune. Is it possible that we are guilty of
an insensitive exclusion of the suffering
faced by some men, to the point that we
have nurtured in them a defensive
arrogance?
Men's abuse of women is an area, that
for personal reasons I am passionate about.
As such I have been guilty of generalizing.
Hearing those two girls utter sentiments that
seem all too common these days, made me
look at the situation objectively. There is
definitely scum out there, but my one wish is
that our young women try not to become too
jaded. I'd like to think we’ve discovered a
good man does not necessarily have to be
hard to find. There are many sensitive,
caring men in this world, who are no less a
mystery to us than we to them, who have
sympathy for the victim or may even have
been victimized. Most certainly, there are
men who deserve the same respect from
women, they are expected to give.