The Citizen, 1991-09-04, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4,1991. PAGE 5.
Smokers: the guys
everybody loves
to pick on
A small smouldering exerpt from a letter
to the columnist:
Guess which of these groups are non-
smokers:
(A) Adolph Hitler, Saddam Hussein,
Richard Nixon, Idi Amin, Jim and
Tammy Faye Bakker.
(B) Farley Mowat, Monsignor Athol
Murray, Franklin Delano Roosevelt,
Winston Churchill, Mark Twain.
Ah the sharp, plaintive cry of an
endangered, one could almost say
extinguished, species -- the yellow-taloned
nicotine sucker. I know the critters well, and
this one in particular. He is Walt Humphries,
an amiable, artistic and thoughtful
prospector up Yellowknife way. Walt's a
perfect gentleman. With emphasis on the
‘gentle’.
Until you come between him and his
smokes, that is. Then Walt exhibits all the
affability of a beestung grizzly. “In the past
four years my tobacco costs have risen from
$8 to $35 a tin — just ask me how p—d off I
Any words you
don't recognize?
BY RAYMOND CANON
I'm sure there are a number of times when
you are reading something and run across a
word, or maybe more than one, that you
don't recognize. If so, don't feel badly; you
are not alone by any stretch of the
imagination. I am writing this article simply
because it is not yet noon and I have already
encountered two words whose meanings are
totally unknown to me.
If you are interested in improving your
vocabulary, you might do what I do. I
consider a new word to be something of a
challenge; I write it down, look it up in the
dictionary and look again to see how it was
used in a sentence. I then make an effort to
use it once or twice in any conversation for
which I might find it suitable. Before I know
it, it is part of my vocabulary.
One of the reasons why there are so many
words in English that you might find
difficult to understand or even totally
incomprehensible is that our language is
something like a blotter; over the years it has
continuously been absorbing words from
other languages. Sometimes it swallows
them whole; other times it digests them and
brings them out in an anglicized version.
Sometimes the digestion is so thorough that
it is difficult to tell that they came from a
specific foreign word.
When I was a kid, I was quarantined for a
period of time. There are probably some
older readers who remember the days when
the local Medical Officer of Health used to
put a sign on your door saying that this
house was quarantined for a specific disease
for a specific period of time. It think that
mine was for measles and not bubonic
plague but at any rale I was quite fascinated
by the sign. It gave my measles a touch of
class.
But what about the word? Would you be
Walt's fuming — and who can blame him?
Smokers are polite society's last official
scapegoats, hijacked by government tax
weasels, lectured in editorials, chastised by
their children and scored by waiters, shop
attendants and recorded announcements.
"For your comfort and convenience,
Flight 347 is a non-smoking flight and the
washrooms are equipped with smoke
detectors."
Translation: Light that butt and we'll kick
yours.
Even if the beleaguered smoker manages
to withstand the wrath of the pink-lunged
portion of the human race, he or she still gets
mugged at the comer store. Nicotine addicts
arc all but grabbed by the heels and shaken
looniless every time they attempt to feed
their habit. Taxes on cigarettes are so
prohibitive that nobody this side of Conrad
Black is buying premium brands.
In fact, there's a convenience store in
Kitchener, Ontario that offers "home-made"
ciggies. The proprietor hand rolls the
gaspers. He sells them for a dollar a package
less than the price of pre-packaged
cigarettes. He was doing great business until
the feds informed him it was illegal.
No-name smokes. It had to come.
I think it's just the beginning. In Spain,
there are wizened little guys standing on
street comers who will sell you cigarettes in
tens, fives, even one at a time. If Ottawa and
the provinces keep slapping on tobacco taxes
it won't be long before "one at a time" is
surprised to learn that its origin is foreign. It
comes directly from the French word
"quarantaine" which as any student of that
language can tell you means "about 40".
This is how long the French medical
authorities used to keep you confined;
somehow the English latched on to it,
digested it somewhat and out it came as
quarantine.
Sometimes as I said a foreign word stays
in English without any change. Ever since
World War II the word "Blitzkrieg" has been
frequently used in English to describe a
certain type of war. Ils meaning you will
grasp when I tell you that it is a combination
of two German words, "Blitz" meaning
"lightning" and "Krieg" meaning "war". In
short, a war that is over in a short period of
time. Younger readers might recall the story
about Santa Claus and the reindeer, one of
whose name is "Blitzen". There is the same
word cropping up again. Ditto for another
reindeer's name "Donner" which is the
German word for "thunder". Perhaps you
now have an idea where the story came
from.
Given the role that the Soviet Union has
played in world history during the last 50
years, it is not surprising that some of our
words come from Russian. We often refer to
Russian Communists as "bolshevists"
although the word has nothing directly to do
with that ideology. It comes from the
Russian word "bolshinstvo" meaning
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about all Walt and his friends will be able to
afford.
Our governments are singularly
hypocritical about tobacco. They publicly
denounce it, while privately wringing every
possible shekel out if its victims. It is the
modus operandi of the drug pusher, writ
large.
Am I saying that smoking should be
lionized, rendered "Hollywood sexy" once
again. No. Smoking is an addiction — and a
smelly, messy, lethal one at that. Besides, I
like riding in smoke-free airplanes and
buses. I appreciate eating a restaurant meal.
unperfumed by human smudge pots al the
next table.
All I'm saying is, it might be nice if we
could all go a little easier on smokers. Their
vice is an unglamourous one, and they know
it. They've got enough to handle with the
monkey on their back and the taxmen
nibbling somewhat lower.
Let me leave you with a fag-end of
tobacco trivia. Feel free to use it at your next
smoke-free cocktail party: Who said "What
this country needs is a good five cent cigar"?
Answer: Thomas R. Marshall, U.S. Vice
President, 1913-21.
About which the humorist Will Rogers
observed: "This country has plenty of five
cent cigars. Trouble is, they charge fifteen
cents for them."
I think Walt Humphries would say amen
to all of that.
"majority" and you have to know a bit of
history to understand that. After that death of
Karl Marx, the communist movement used
to get into long-winded arguments over the
interpretation of the founder's writings. One
such argument led to an irrevocable split, in
which the majority of the delegates, led by
Vladimir Lenin, chose one interpretation
which became Communist doctrine. The
minority group were seldom heard from
again.
Sometimes a word is just too big to
swallow. A prime example is the German
word "Fliegerabwehrkanone" which means
"anti-aircraft gun". English speakers took
four letter from it-flak - and it came to mean
not the gun itself but the collective firing at
enemy aircraft. In its current form it has
taken on an additional meaning - trouble,
criticism as in "He got a lot of flak over his
comments."
Another prime example is the KGB.
Everybody knows that this refers to the
Russian secret police but where does it come
from. Are you ready? It is the first letter of
three Russian words - Komitet
gosudarstvennoy bezopastnost which means
committee of state security. When you look
at that mouthful, you can understand why we
chose just to take the first letters.
English is a lot richer because of these
verbal invaders. The stories behind them are
seldom dull and frequently fascinating and
give a colour to our language that would
otherwise be missing.
The dangers
of us versus them
By Keith Roulston
From the killing between Serbs and
Croats in what was once Yugoslavia to race
riots in the U.S. to the postal strike in
Canada, we're seeing the price that is paid
when things get down to an "us" versus
"them" situation.
Our society these days seems bent on
dividing people up into little camps of "good
guys" and "bad guys", making it easily
identifiable who is on our side and who is
the enemy. We're obsessed with "political
correctness" which, a friend pointed out
recently, neatly puts people in little boxes so
we can judge them. Use the wrong term, and
you can safely be put in the "bad guy" group
(is using the term "bad guy" making me a
bad guy?) Strangely enough in these days of
"inclusive" language, not using the right
language can put you on the outside.
It seems to be part of our
confrontational attitudes these days. We
keep dividing into smaller and smaller units,
hoping we’ll finally get a group that can
agree with each other. The Soviet Union is
breaking up into independent republics.
Quebec wants to separate from Canada and
many westerners would like their part of the
country to follow. In a wealthy New York
area, blacks and Jews are battling after a car
accident that killed a young black boy
touched off old grievances between the two
peoples that share the area. Even the family
is under attack as people feel it's easier to
live without their partners than live with
them. People keep thinking they can hide
away from having to live with other people,
from having to compromise and tolerate
differences.
But what's going on in Croatia is
instructive. Croatia, long feeling abused by
the Serbian majority in Yugoslavia, declared
its independence. But there is a Serbian
minority within the Croatian majority and
now they too are rebelling against the new
Croatian government (urged on by the old
Yugoslavian government). Many are dying
because people find it easier to fight than
live together.
The situation in the Soviet Union
seems to hold similar danger. While it may
be comforting from far away to think that
the Soviet Union, which we treated as our
greatest threat for 40 years, is now
splintering into dozens of harmless pieces,
the potential for conflict is now greater than
ever within that country itself. The giant
Russian republic, for instance, feels the
borders of these republics give land that
should be part of Russia to other
jurisdictions. .
Take a look closer to home on what
could happen in Canada if Quebec separates.
While dreamers like Parti Quebecois Leader
Jacques Parizeau sees no problems: the
borders of Quebec are inviolate: if Quebec
decides to separate, the whole province as
we know it will automatically become a
separate country. But wait a minute! If we
believe in the right of the Quebec people to
democratically decide to separate, shouldn't
we also believe in the rights of people in
areas of Quebec to separate from Quebec?
What about English areas of the province
where people don’t want to be locked into a
French-only administration designed to
eventually eliminate the English heritage?
What about past boundary disputes with
Newfoundland? The potential for more
heartache and even violence, is there
We've made so much progress toward
harmony in the last 50 years. We healed the
wounds of World War II and turned losing
nations into world leaders. We have broken
down the Berlin wall and with it the hatred
between the East and West. We have seen
American blacks make huge strides from the
time they couldn't vole in the Southern U.S.
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