The Citizen, 1991-08-14, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 14,1991. PAGE 5.
The art
of warping
reality
When I use a word it means just what 1
choose it to mean-neither more nor less.
Humpty Dumpty
Let's say you're an environmentalist. Not a
tree-spiking, smokestack-scaling, dues-
paying activist perhaps, but an
environmentalist - someone who cares about
the future and the global litter box we've
come to live in.
Let us further suppose that you've just
moved to ... oh, the northern Ontario city of
Sudbury, say. And you think that in your
spare time you'd like to get involved in
something... greenish.
What's a budding environmentalist to do in
Sudbury?
Well you could always join an
environmental group. Let's see ... here's one
right on the main street. It's called
Northcare:
Northcare. That's got a nice, ecologically
responsible ring to it.
A person walking in the front door of
Northcare might assume they were in the
offices of a typical environmental watchdog
group. But a casual perusal of the office
brochures reveals a ... rather odd approach.
Northcare says that some people worry too
The International
Scene
Things can be
bad everywhere
BY RAYMOND CANON
One of the nicest things about taking a trip
out of Canada for a considerable length of
time is that it gives you a more detached
view of your country. When I left Canada
for my annual pilgrimage to Europe, it
seemed as if the country were a self
inspection kick and not liking what was
being seen. Good things, it was generally
assumed, were those that happened
elsewhere.
If there is one^country that should be
working in fine order, it would be Germany.
After all, the Germans have a generally
deserved reputation for being industrious,
efficient and self-confident to the point of
occasional bouts of arrogance. Not so as far
as the German railway system is concerned!
The German National Railways recently
unveiled their system of high speed trains.
The introduction was preceded by the most
lavish advertising campaign ever launched
by the Railways and no less a person than
the highly respected President Richard von
Weizaecker heralded it as “the renaissance
of the railway”.
With the above-mentioned German
efficiency, you can imagine how the first
passengers sat back and prepared to enjoy
themselves. It was not to be the case! On the
contrary during the first weeks the system
was plagued by jamming doors, slow food
service and three engine breakdowns, not to
mention on and off performances by toilets
and beer taps. Of course Railway officials
had the usual excuses for all the
malfunctions but it can be safely and
accurately reported that the passengers were
not amused. This is the system that Germany
wants to sell to the world. Small wonder that
the Germans recently lost .out to the French
in competition for a contract to build a high
speed railway in Texas.
Nor have the Japanese fared any better of
Arthur Black
much about wilderness and not enough
about jobs. Norlhcare wants to see more
protected forest lands opened up to chain
saws and logging trucks.
Northcare thinks that Ontario Hydro's
plans to sprinkle a few more nuclear reactors
along the Lake Huron shoreline is just a
dandy idea. Norlhcare cheerfully accepts
cash donations from mining companies like
Noranda and pulp and paper interests like
E.B. Eddy. Judged by its name, Northcare
sounds like the kind of outfit Pollution
Probe or the Greenpeace crowd might want
to be associated with. But judged by its
principles, it sounds suspiciously like an
apologist for big business interests. The
Sudbury Chamber of Commerce in a green
plaid biodegradable shirt.
Nothing wrong with tooting the trumpets
of commerce, of course — providing you're
up front about it.
After all, David Suzuki doesn't go around
impersonating Conrad Black.
But Northcare isn't the only example of
business trying to wrap itself in a green flag
for PR brownie points. They're just aping the
actions of their corporate Big Brothers to the
south.
Want to play some American word
games? Okay, what would you assume about
a group that calls itself the Washington
Forest Protection Association? Sounds
kinda protree, wouldn’t you say? Uh uh. It's
a lobby group made up of the largest timber
companies in Washington State, created
specifically to fight against logging
late. The country has been rocked by a major
stock market scandal and, on top of that,
comes the news that some housewives are
not what they seem to be. In a highly
moralistic society, prostitution is not only
frowned upon; it is illegal. Imagine the
chagrin when a recent court case revealed
that about three-quarters of the women
working for an escort agency were wives
whose husbands were in what we would
consider the high income brackets.
It is not that the wives were apparently
bored with life; rather their husbands,
mortgages and the children's school fees
were costing so much that extra income was
called for. The fastest way to make money
appeared to be in the escort service. Since
most Japanese men make chauvinists in this
country look like neophytes, one can only
wonder what might happen the first time that
one of them decided to avail himself of the
People sa
Play disgusting, writer says
THE EDITOR,
On July 31, two female friends and I made
the journey to Blyth expressly to attend the
performance of “The Stone Angel” at Blyth
Memorial Hall.
Our interest in attending the play and
visiting Blyth had been aroused by travel
brochures and the media.
I find it most difficult to express in words
how absolutely disgusting a portion of this
Letter to the editor policy
Letters to the editor must be signed and the name must also be clearly
printed and the telephone number and address included. While letters
may be printed under a pseudonym, we must be able to verify the iden
tity of the writer. In addition, although the identity of the writer may be
withheld in print, it may be revealed to parties directly involved on per
sonal appearance at The Citizen’s offices.
restrictions.
How about Citizens for the Sensible
Control of Acid Rain? Sorry. All this
glorified PR Office has done so far is mail
out 80,000 letters denouncing a bill to
control acid rain.
Clean Air Working Group sounds like a
pretty positive moniker — until you discover
that it's composed of agents of the oil, steel,
aluminum, paper and automobile industries
created to lobby against the Clean Air Act.
These guys aren't interested in a healthier
planet. They're interested in Business As
Usual.
You'll find these image manipulators on
your TV screen too. They love to sponsor
those big dreamy nature programs that extol
our untamed wilderness. Did you see The
Living Planet? That was a nice documentary
— made possible by funding from Mobil,
currently facing legal action in six states for
falsely claiming to produce “degradable”
garbage bags. Then there was the stirring
heart-string tugger Only One Earth. That
was paid for by Waste Management — the
most penalized hazardous waste company in
the history of the U.S. Environmental
Protection Agency.
What's the message we're supposed to get
from this exercise in corporate euphemizing
— that even as they pollute, their hearts are
in the right place?
Maybe. But the real message is more
obvious. The real message is: it's a lot
cheaper to polish your image than to clean
up your act.
services of the escort agencies and found
himself face to face with his own wife.
The Americans like to brag about their
high-tech military forces and look with
justifiable pride at how well they worked in
the recent Gulf war. One can only hope,
therefore, that there are a suitable number of
red faces in Washington and above all in the
Pentagon when a Cuban pilot, flying one of
his country's Russian fighter jets, decided to
defect to the United States. The Americans
didn't even known he was there until he
appeared over one of their important military
bases in Florida and indicated he wanted to
land. Where was all that modem, efficient
radar when it was needed?
In short, gaffes, and major ones at that,
take place in all countries. We are no worse
and no better than any other country.
Perhaps we should develop the talent of
laughing at ourselves from time to time.
show was. It depicted in a very visible
manner an act which I will call grossly
indecent. I was embarrassed and shocked, I
felt quite ill at ease.
If this is the type of entertainment that the
Village of Blyth hopes to have tourists return
to for future visits, I feel they have failed, for
I doubt if I will ever again visit Blyth.
Mrs. Marjorie Rietzel
Kitchener, Ontario.
Letter
from the
editor
Canada
has too much
politics
By Keith Roulston
Somebody famous once said that
Canada is a country with too much
geography, I might argue that we're a
country with too much politics.
By politics, I don't mean Brian
Mulroney, Jean Chretien and Bob Rae: since
most people would agree we have loo many
politicians, that wouldn't be worth a column.
No, Canada is plagued not just by
politicians but with politics. Politics creeps
into everything and complicates every aspect
of our lives. I don't mean the right-wing
hobby horse of too much government either.
I mean simply that every time you do or say
something you run the risk of getting into a
political situation. Hold a door open for
woman and, if she's the wrong woman, you
have made a political statement. Independent
woman that she is, she may judge you to be
a male chauvinist.
Everybody in this country seems to
have sensors that a NASA space probe could
use, all trained to pick up some real or
imagined slight.
When I went to school we just thought
Shakespeare was boring. Today, protesters
claim Shakespeare teaches racism and
sexism. Even the play Merchant of Venice,
with its beautiful thoughts about the quality
of mercy, now gets no mercy itself because
it's deemed to be anti-semitic.
A Chinese-Canadian in the city speaks
Cantonese to the person next to her and
some native-born people see it as a symbol
they are losing control of their own country.
A Chinese cop in Toronto says a
disproportionate amount of the crime in the
Asian community in Toronto is caused by
Vietnamese refugees and creates a furor in
the Toronto papers.
Latest victim of little things being
turned into politics is developing hockey
superstar Eric Lindros. Big Eric has been
stalling signing with the Quebec Nordiques,
the team that is so bad, it has finished last
three years in a row, earning the right to
draft the best available player each year.
This year that booby prize was Eric,
probably the best player to hit the league
since Mario Lemieux.
But Eric has made the people of
Quebec quite upset. Traditionally, when a
player is drafted he slips on the jersey of the
team he was drafted by and has his picture
taken. Eric didn't. He has also publicly
discussed the options he might have to
joining Les Nordiques. Probably Eric is just
being greedy, but the Quebec media, ever
alert to slights real or imagined from those
parts of Canada where English is spoken, are
now apparently portraying Eric as a symbol
of English arrogance.
But wait a minute; wasn't the last
player who refused to don the jersey of the
team that drafted him one Mario Lemieux
from Quebec? Were there stories in the press
in Pittsburgh about the arrogance of French
Canadians?
As for the apparent reluctance of Mr.
Lindros to play for Quebec, how about his
very real reluctance to play for the team that
drafted him in junior hockey. He utterly
refused to play in Sault Ste. Marie and
played American college hockey until he
was traded to a team nearer a city (Oshawa)
where he could attend university.
Wasn't Sault Ste. Marie the last
symbol of English arrogance and bigotry
because of its English-only resolution?
Couldn’t it be argued then that in refusing to
go to Sault Ste. Marie Eric was protesting
bigotry and that maybe that's why he’s
reluctant to go to Quebec loo? Probably not,
but that's the way things can get twisted
these days. And if we're going to twist
things, wouldn't it be nice to assign good
motives to something instead of bad ones?
Jus: for once.