HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1991-07-24, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, JULY 24, 1991. PAGE 5.
Revising
history can
be tricky
I sec the Americans are renaming a
national monument down in Montana.
Custer Battlefield is to become The Little
Big Hom Battlefield.
Well, fair enough. Custer was outsmarted
and outdukcd in his famous last stand.
Naming the place after him is kind of like
giving the Stanley Cup to the Toronto Maple
Leafs.
The new name doesn't bother me. What's
got me worried is how easy it was. We seem
to be renaming a lot of things lately.
Frobisher Bay becomes Iqaluit. Dorchester
Boulevard becomes Boulevard Rene
Levesque.
Internationally, familiar names are being
plastered over with increasing frequency as
well. Remember Tanganyika and Zanzibar?
Gone. It's Tanzania now. Burma is now
Myanmar. In the USSR, Volvograd used to
be Stalingrad which used to be Tsaritsyn.
And St. Petersburg, which used to be
Leningrad...is now St. Petersburg again.
Canadian dollar
too high
BY RAYMOND CANON
If you want the real culprit in the failure of
the free trade agreement to produce the
number of jobs it was supposed to, not to
mention the large scale shopping across the
border, you have only to look at the
exchange rate of the Canadian dollar. For
quite some lime it has been sitting at the 86-
87 cent U.S. mark, which means that an an
American will get about $1.15 Canadian in
terms of the U.S. dollar.
Frankly, that is about 10 cents too high. If
I had my druthers, I would like to sec the
Canadian dollar worth about 75-80 cent
range and the lower in that range, the better.
This would mean that the American dollar
would get in the vicinity of $1.30 - $1.35
Canadian. Those are, rough figures but I
think you get the idea by now.
What does a high Canadian dollar do in
terms of U.S. currency? For one thing it
makes all the U.S. goods that we might like
to buy cheaper than so many people are
doing some of their shopping on the other
side of the border. The Bank of Canada
would also tell you that it reduces the rate of
inflation in this country and, since the Bank
is concerned about this inflation and is one
of the reasons why the dollar is so high, we
can blame the Bank if we want to. However,
back to that later.
Right now the Canadian dollar is operating
under what economists like to call a “dirty
float.” This means that, while the dollar is
subject to the law of supply and demand in
determining its value, any time that the Bank
of Canada does not like what this is doing to
its value, it can enter the market, buy or sell
dollars and thus influence the value. It can
also influence the same market by changing
the bank rate, that is, the rate at which the
central bank lends money to the chartered
banks. If it raises the rale in comparison to,
say, the bank rate in the United Slates, more
companies will invest their short term
deposits in Canada and the resulting demand
for our dollars will drive up the rate of
But the, the USSR used to stand for Union
of Soviet Socialist Republics. In the latest
Kremlin flip, “Soviet” has been replaced
with “Sovereign”.
As they say down at the ballpark, you can't
tell the players without a program.
It isn’t hard to understand why Russians are
eager to get rid of every vestige of repressive
thugs like Lenin and Stalin. The Communist
Party has appointed a special committee the
sole function of which is to rechristcn streets
carrying the names of no longer fashionable
heroes.
Still, I can't help wondering just how faR
this revisionist fervour will go. Seems like
all that has to happen is for some historical
figure to fall out of favour and bingo — the
name changers stir the paint pots and warm
up the printing presses.
That could be very dangerous. I mean, just
suppose that tomorrow some obscure
professor at Dalhousie calls a press
conference to announce new historical data
on Queen Victoria. Turns out the Tiny
Perfect Regent was actually a child-beating,
nose-picking, penny-pinching, racist, sexist,
ageist kleptomaniac. Suppose that as a result
of said professors revelations, Queen
Victoria’s image becomes a repugnant
amalgam of Roseanne Barr crossed with
Tammy Faye Bakker by way of Brunhilda.
Suddenly the name of Britain's longest
reigning monarch is anathema. Nobody
exchange of the Canadian dollar.
Sometimes these dollars enter Canada of
their own violition, as it were. Let me cite an
example. Businessmen in Hong Kong are
becoming rather edgy about the take-over of
that crown colony by the Chinese in 1997.
Many of them are demonstrating this fear by
setting up shop in other countries. Would it
surprise you to learn that Canada is the No. 1
choice of the other countries and thus
billions of dollars have and still are flowing
from Hong Kong to our country and in so
doing contributing to the high exchange rate.
If you think that all these flows of capital
don't have an effect, let me set you straight.
In our day-to-day business as a nation,
which is known as the current account,
Canada runs a deficit of about $17 billion.
This means that we spend that much more in
other countries than is spent here. The two
big culprits are the interest we have to pay
on the money we have borrowed to finance
our national debt and the fact that Canadians
as tourists (and shoppers) spend far more
elsewhere than foreigners do here. counterpart. Those arc the real culprits.
Rutabaga Festival a success
THE EDITOR,
On behalf of the Blyth Rutabaga Festival,
our committee of volunteers wants to extend
our sincere thanks to The Citizen for your
help in making our second annual Rutabaga
Festival such a great success.
Due to the support of the many service
clubs in Blyth, we were able to make a small
profit (over $700) which will help in
Looking Backward
Continued from page 4
College of Engineering and Applied
Science at Western Michigan University in
Kalamazoo, Michigan.
Brother and sister, Tim and Kim Fritz of
Brussels won the Lions Elimination Draw,
netting them a cool $2,500.
FIVE YEARS AGO
JULY 23, 1986
wants to be associated with it.
Good bye Victoria. Not to mention Regina,
Prince Albert and Consort, Alberta.
And then there's my personal geographical
situation to consider. I live in Wellington
County, not far from the city of Waterloo
and the towns of Arthur and Wellesley. They
even brew a beer hereabouts called Iron
Duke.
All those names are of course, taken from
one Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington,
most famous for thumping Napoleon at the
battle of Waterloo.
By all accounts the man was a genuine
hero - but so were Custer and Lenin a few
short years ago. What if some historian
discovers that the Duke of Wellington really
wore army boots of clay? What if that sets
off another frenzy of name changing?
I could wind up with an awful lot of blank
spots on my driver's licence.
But it's not just my problem. It's your
problem too. If they can make a virago out
of Victoria and a wretch out of Wellington
you better start fretting about your own
geographical identity, chum.
Pretty soon the name changers could be re
dubbing whole countries - whole continents
even...including the one you and I inhabit.
Sure. All they have to do is dig up some
dirt on that 15th century Italian sailor,
Vespucci - what was his first name again?
Oh, right — Amerigo.
Yet, in spite of this $17 billion deficit, the
Bank of Canada has $3 billion more in its
foreign currency holdings than it did a year
ago. That will give you a rough estimate of
how much capital is flowing into Canada for
one reason or another.
If we consider costs, most Canadian goods
which would be exported to the United
States would be competitive if the dollar
were, say, 75 cents U.S. This is because of
what is known as the PPP (Purchasing
Power Parity). This economic law says that
you should take a specific amount of
Canadian money (say, $1,000) and buy as
many goods in Canada as the equivalent
amount of U.S. dollars would buy in the
United Slates. We certainly can't do that at
86 cents but we could at 10 cents lower.
All this adds up to one major headache. If
you are looking for something to blame,
don't blame the Free Trade Agreement,
blame the high exchange rate of the
Canadian dollar and, while you are at it, the
high bank rate compared to its American
organizing next year's fun-filled festival.
On September 11, we'll be holding our
next meeting to discuss plans for 1992's
events. We'd be happy to have anyone attend
this meeting to be held in the Blyth Legion
beginning at 7:30 p.m. to hear any ideas and
suggestions.
Jane Gardner
Secretary, Rutabaga Festival.
Ron Vcrcruyssen was chosen to try for
one of the 12 spots on the Ontario Juvenile
Basketball team. In addition to playing at the
Canada games the top 12 had the chance to
represent Ontario in an international juvenile
tournament and become identified as
potential national team members.
Gone to Glory opened at Blyth Festival.
Letter
from the
editor
I'm not sure I
could pass the test
By Keith Roulston
I guess it's a good job I was bom in
Canada because I'm not sure I could pass the
test Immigration Canada might throw al me
to make me prove my marriage was the real
thing instead of just an excuse to slay in the
country.
A Toronto couple recently flunked the
test and immigration officials decided that
their marriage was just an excuse for him to
gel landed immigrant status and so he's got
to go. The newspaper article I read sounded
like it could have been part of the script of
the movie Green Card. In that movie an
elegant horticulturalist who wanted an
exclusive apartment with a conservatory
married a rough-hewn French musician
because she could only get into the
apartment if she was married and he could
only stay in the U.S. if he was married. They
planned to gel married, say goodbye and
never see each other again. The fun of the
movie began when immigration officials got
suspicious and the couple had to actually
move in together and do a quick study to
pass the tests they would be put through.
They were taken into separate rooms and
asked questions to show how intimately they
knew their partner. I figured I would have
flunked a good number of the questions.
I would have flunked a lol of the
questions Hcaro and Miles Johnson were
asked by Canadian immigration
interrogators the other day loo:
Who made the bed this morning and
what colour were the sheets? First part, no
problem. My wife. In fact one of the things
that might have made the investigators
suspicious was when Mr. Johnson said he
made the bed...even though Mrs. Johnson
agreed he had. Just how many men do? As
for the colour of the shcets...I don't know
when was the last lime I noticed what colour
of sheets were on the bed.
Who cooked last night? Heck the way
it is around our house, we're lucky if
anybody's home to cook. Docs popping a
frozen pizza in the oven count as cooking?
That, I might have admitting cooking... or
barbecued hamburgers or pork chops or an
omelette. All the good things I'd have to
credit to my wife. The Johnsons couldn't
remember who cooked the night before.
With the kind of unmcmorablc meals a lot ol
us arc eating these days forgetting might be
excusable to anybody but an immigration
officer.
Where did you meet and who
proposed? I can remember where we met...
what husband would dare forget since the
penalty would be worse than the
immigration people could imagine. As to
who proposed, they'd stump me on that one.
As I recall we just sort of grew into the idea
and nobody ever had to say the actual words.
I don't suppose that would cut it with the
immigration people.
What kind of furniture and appliances
are in the kitchen? Now I know I'd flunk
that one. J had to get a part of the dryer the
other day and they asked me the brand and I
didn't have the slightest idea. I could give
the colour of the appliances, but then the
Johnsons could too. They flunked when he
said the table was in the kitchen of the
bachelor apartment when it was just near it.
Close only counts in horseshoes.
They didn't get to the one about who
sleeps on which side of the bed. That one I
could answer after 22 years. But it doesn't
sound like it would be enough. I'd be gone.