HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1991-07-17, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, JULY 17,1991. PAGE 5.
Sudbury gets
" the last laugh
If there's one thing Canadians are good at,
it's laughing at each other.
There are Newfie Jokes, of course. And
Hogtown Jokes.
Calgarians tell jokes about Edmontonians.
Oiler fans respond with knee-slappers about
the flickering Flames.
Chic Montrealers snicker over Toronto
Wannabes, while World-Class Torontonians
chortle at Lunchbucket Hamiltonians.
But there's one Canuck joke you don't hear
much any more: the Sudbury Joke. Sudbury
jokes used to be a whole subspecies of
humour in this country.
What do you call a guy from Sudbury?
Rocky.
Sudbury: the town where you find a pretty
girls behind every tree.
Sudbury jokes were based on the way that
northern Ontario used to look - which is to
say, ugly. Years of industrial rapine had
denuded the landscape around the town,
leaving it looking like the arse end of some
lifeless space asteroid. The funniest Sudbury
Checkmate
in checkers
BY RAYMOND CANON
1 learned to play both chess and checkers
at about the same time but, strangely
enough, I learned chess in German and
checkers in English which led to some
interesting situations when I was playing
with my sons.
Chess is undoubtedly played more widely
throughout the world than checkers, which is
called draughts in England, but both have a
considerable following. Chess is by far the
more complicated of the two games which
means that, when you want a nice, quick
game, checkers is the one to choose. For me,
that as much as anything determined the one
which was played.
I shall never forget the first time that I
came into contact with a chess board which
was computerized; that is, a person could
play against, not another person, but a
computer. I played and lost - ignominiously;
nor did I have much luck in subsequent
attempts. It seemed that the computer read
my mind but in reality 1 was rather
predictable in my moves. The computer was
programmed to anticipate a specific number
of moves and, if you were good enough to
get beyond this number, you had a good
chance of winning. That good, I obviously
was not!
However with checkers I have always
been able to get by. This should not be taken
to mean that I can compete with the world
champion who is, by the way, Marion
Tinsley, a professor at a university in
Florida. So good is he, that nobody has been
able to dethrone him since he won the
championship in 1950. Now, you guessed it,
somebody has come along with a
computerized version of checkers and it
came second to Mr. Tinsley in the 1990
Open World Championship.
I may not have been surprised to hear
about the computer which is called Chinook.
What did surprise me is that this computer
has been developed by a group of
Arthur Blacky
joke was no joke at all — back in the 60s,
Apollo astronauts really did go to Sudbury to
get familiar with the landscape they would
soon see on the moon.
I don't know where NASA astronauts train
these days — the New York Bronx, maybe —
but it isn't Sudbury. The city has changed.
Urban cosmeticians have been busy these
past couple of decades and Sudbury is
almost — well, dammit — pretty.
Sudbury has a lot to work with -- for
starters, it's got seven, count 'em seven,
freshwater lakes within the city limits. That's
seven fish-bearing, swim-able lakes.
Compare that with Toronto which has 13
public beaches — all of them closed due to
pollution each summer.
Mostly what's changed in Sudbury is that
it's a heck of a lot greener than it was a
couple of decades ago. What used to be stark
boulders, gravel and craters is now fuzzed
over with a green mantle of grasses, bush
and trees.
Back in the late '70s, Sudbury city fathers
realized that unless they wanted to go into
the Guinness Book of Records as the largest
urban slag heap in the world, they were
going to have to do something about
Sudbury's Noriega-like complexion. So they
started hauling in topsoil and throwing seeds
around. So far they've spent about $14
million and reclaimed some 1500 acres of
scrubland and hardpan. In the past 15 years
they've planted well over a million trees.
researchers, led by Jonathan Schaeffer, who
are Canadian. The name should give their
location away; they live in Edmonton and
work at the University of Alberta in that city.
Mr. Schaeffer expects Chinook to lose to
Mr. Tinsley once more but confidently
predicts that someday soon it will be world
champion.
To give you some idea of the relative
complexity of the two games, chess and
checkers, the former has about 36 legal
moves from any position on the board while
checkers has fewer than 10. It would thus be
easier to program Chinook to look ahead
than it would be for a chess computer. Right
now it can see into the future for about 20
moves but obviously that is not enough as
far as Mr. Tinsley in Florida is concerned.
The question is whether he will have retired
by the time that Chinook is in a position to
look ahead for a whole game. The chances
are that he will decide to do so since the
Alberta team calculates that there are no less
Writer says child support bill
pits employer against employee
THE EDITOR,
Child Support. Does it concern you?
I am wondering how many employers out
there know what new legislation our NDP
government is passing through now. The one
that concerns us is Bill 17 which is in Third
reading and due to be law in September.
Come September any employee you have
who is ordered to pay child support through
the courts you are going to become the
collector. Just as you deduct income tax,
U.I.C. and C.Pr, child support will be added
to your list. You. then must send that in to
the government as often as your employee
receives a pay cheque.
I suppose a little more book work won’t be
What's particularly ironic is where nearly
half of those seedlings began life - three-
quarters of a mile underground. In a mine
shaft.
Creighton No./ 9 shaft, to be precise. The
seedlings were germinated last January,
coddled under 1,000 watt metal halide lights
for the next four months and finally
transplanted above ground in the late spring.
Creighton No. 9 shaft makes a great
greenhouse. The temperature is a coastant 75
degrees. There's plenty of surplus water and
electricity from the mining operations. And
very few browsing moose or hungry
budworms three-quarters of a mile down a
hardrock mine.
There's an even greater irony at work here.
The Creighton mine belongs to Inco.
Inco? Aren't they the folks who put up the
great filthy smokestack Americans claim is
the biggest single source of sulphur dioxide
pollution on the continent?
Yup. And Creighton No. 9 is part of a
nickel mine that helped to give Sudbury it's
Hobs of Hell reputation years ago. Last year,
this mine shaft contributed 55,000 jack and
red pine seedlings to the beautification of
Sudbury.
Looks like Creighton No. 9 — and Inco —
are starting to pay their civic dues.
Looks likes Sudbury isn't Moon Country
anymore.
Looks like the Sudbury Joke is on the rest
of us.
than 10^0 possible positions to program in
Chinook and this may take the better part of
a decade to accomplish.
I have no designs on the world
championship, nor, would I imagine, do any
of my readers, although there are
undoubtedly a great many checkers players
among them. I can only wonder if, when
Chinook reaches the ultimate, it will find
that there are only a certain number of
correct approaches to winning a game and,
even though it is not allowed to lake part in
competitions with humans, it will simplify
the game to the point where it is no longer a
challenge.
If that takes place, it may be lime for
another new game. Don't forget that Chess
came out of the Middle East some place
while Rubic's cube was invented by a
Hungarian. Perhaps it is time for the distaff
side of the human race to come up with the
next world renowned game.
too hard to take but what about the
'relationship between you and your
employee? Another payroll deduction.
Personally my husband and I don't feel it
is any of the boss' business what we pay for
support. We have never missed a payment or
been late but we are going to be put through
this humiliation regardless.
If you have any concerns about this
matter, call your local M.P.P. He may be
able to give you some answers. He will
make it sound simple and efficient, but what
about government handling another part our
lives? What is it going to cost our province?
Thelma Dougherty
Londesboro.
Letter
from the
editor
Saying goodbye
to young talent
BY KEITH ROULSTON
It's the time of the year when we
publish the names of the Ontario Scholars
from the five high schools that serve our
readership area - a time that brings happy
thoughts for the young scholars and sad
thoughts for whal our community is about to
lose.
For most of the scholars and the other
graduates of secondary schools who'll be off
to colleges and universities this fall, this is
probably the last time they'll ever live in
their home communities. After college and
university the only place they'll find jobs
will likely be in the cities.
This may change if the observations of
Harve DcJordy arc right. Mr. DcJordy is
founding director of the Foundation for the
Advancement of Canadian Entrepreneurship
(FACE) and a columnist in the Toronto
Star's business section. Writing recently he
said that there is a change in the upcoming
generation of teenagers. Rather than being
prepared to become employees for life, to
take vacancies in large companies, more and
more are taking high school credit courses in
entrepreneurial studies being brought on
stream across Canada. “In view of these
dramatic changes in the high school
curriculum, one can believe that we won't
recognize ourselves 10 to 12 years from
now,” he wrote.
I hope he's right because it's the one
chance we have to not only keep some of our
young people al home, but to dramatically
change our local economy.
There's nothing wrong with working
for somebody else, nothing wrong with
living and working in the city-if that’s whal
you want. The problem is for the last 50
years there really hasn't been much
alternative. Whether at the high school or
university level, we have been trained,
(almost programmed), to work in big
companies. The results are obvious. Take
any graduating grade 8 class in the last two
decades and lake a look at what happened to
the students. If they didn't drop out of high
school and take a job in a local industry or
business, the chances are they're no longer
around this part of the country. Of those who
went on to university, about the only ones
who had the option to come home were
those with a family farm or business to come
home to. There just aren't many jobs
available for university and college
graduates on the local scene.
The one way you can get a job locally
is to create it. It isn't always as attractive to
working for somebody else but it does give
people the option of working where they
want. Canada in general needs more people
to go out and create new businesses. Studies
show that the vast majority of jobs created
come from small companies. Over the years
most innovations have also come from
entrepreneurs with good ideas. If we're to
compete in this increasingly competitive
world, we have to have a dynamic economy,
fueled by energetic young companies
fighting their way up.
For those of us in places like Huron
county the need to encourage more of our
young people to create their own businesses,
and in doing so create jobs for others, is
even more important. Our economic base,
agriculture, has been in decline for a decade.
We aren't being swamped with industry.
Right now our biggest export is young
brainpower, brainpower that will go on to
make cities even more dominant in our lives
unless we can harness that talent here al
nome.
We should be pushing to make sure
enlrepreneuring courses are included in local
high school curriculums.