The Citizen, 1991-06-19, Page 5Arthur Black
Justice
is a joking
matter
And it came to pass that on one fine
morning the Pope and a lawyer arrived at the
gates of heaven at the same lime. St. Peter
himself turned the gate keys over to an
attendant angel and escorted the two new
arrivals to their quarters. The Pope was
given a spartan cubicle with a narrow col, a
plywood desk, a wooden chair and a Bible.
The lawyer was led to a sumptuous eight
room penthouse with a walk-in liquor
cabinet, wide-screen satellite TV and a huge
master bedroom, complete with waterbed
and hot tub.
"There must be some mistake" said the
lawyer. "Surely the Pope should have this
room."
"Oh no," said St. Peter. "We have dozens
of Popes in heaven, but you’re our very first
attorney."
Lawyer jokes. I thought they were a
passing fad a couple of years ago, but they
just keep multiplying. And getting meaner.
You heard about the cannibal who goes to
the meat market? "How about some nice
fresh politician?" the butcher says. "It's on
special at $2 a pound."
"Nope, it repeats on me" says the cannibal.
Then he points at another tray. "What's that
The curse
of poverty
BY RAYMOND CANON
The arrival of a full blown recession in
Canada, together with constant media
coverage of food banks, personal
bankruptcies and the like at the same time as
we arc constantly being reminded of famine
in other countries brings up the question of
what we consider poverty to be and, what is
more important, what can we do to alleviate
it. Tacked on to this is the question whether
we should be considering helping other
countries al all when one-fifth of our
population is al or below the poverty level.
If any newspaper wanted to give me three
or four pages, 1 might be able to gel a good
start on the subject. Putting something like
poverty into an article size, the likes of
which 1 have been doing, is an extremely
difficult task but one that needs to be tried
anyway. The sad fact is, when all is said and
done, that the causes and cures of poverty
arc varied and complex.
One major cause is the inability of our
distribution system to do its job. It is all very
well to ship large quantities of grain to
places such as Sudan or Ethiopia but, unless
it gels distributed evenly when it gets there,
little more than a temporary dent will be
made in the poverty trap. Time and lime
again our distribution system has let us
down.
In those two places you find another
example of causes. Given the current
political situation, an efficient distribution
system may not be allowed to work. There is
some brand of civil war going on in both
countries and it is next to impossible to get
the authorities to permit the relief agencies
to do their work. Some of my older readers
will recall all the pleas which were made to
help the Biafrans in Nigeria but the
govemm ‘nt in power was not about to allow
meres flights to enter the area Those that
stuff?"
Breaded doctor" says the butcher. "For
you, just $3.50."
I don't want to spend loo much" says the
cannibal. "You got any fresh lawyer?"
"Yes" says the butcher, "but it'll run you
$12 a pound.”
"Twelve dollars! Thai's outrageous! Why
do you charge so much?"
The butcher mutters "Mister, you ever tried
to clean a lawyer?"
You know there's been some serious image
tarnishing when lawyers play second fiddle
to politicians.
Of course that's part of the problem — so
many lawyers wind up becoming politicos.
Brian Mulroney is a former lawyer. So is
Michael Wilson and Jean Chretien.
John Turner, Pierre Trudeau, Mike
Pearson, John Dicfcnbakcr — it's hard to find
a prime minister who didn't hone his
insincere smile at the front of a courtroom.
Okay, Joe Clark was never a lawyer -- but
then he wasn't much of a prime minister
cither.
But it's not just the political connection that
makes us love to loathe lawyers. Il's the
hogs-al-thc-trough perception too.
In Tom Wolfe's The Bonfire of the
Vanities, Sherman McCoy is a man who
goes from being a millionaire King of Wall
Street to a penniless murder suspect. At the
end of the book, he has one piece of advice
to offer the world. "Never" he says, "fall
afoul of the justice system."
He was referring to the American system
did get through had to fly at night and land
at a primitively lit airstrip.
Most relief operations are little more than
band-aid operations. They succeed only at
best in alleviating some of the symptoms;
they do not provide a cure. What we have to
do is to get the affected people out of the so-
called poverty trap. Throwing large sums of
money in the general direction of the poverty
docs not do the trick; Canadians should have
realized this by now since this comment is as
valid here as it is in places such as Africa.
The Sudanese, Ethiopians and the like have
to be taught effective farming methods and
then allowed to practise them. Il isn't too
many years ago that I did a study of Sudan
and found it to be one of the bread-baskets
of the whole area. Under these
circumstances, why should poverty be part
of the Sudanese lives? But poverty is a
problem and will continue to be until these
methods can be implemented.
Let's lake another example which is
applicable just as much in Canada as it is
elsewhere. Poor people are frequently that
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but he could have been talking about our
country. Justice is a near-invisible
commodity up here as well. Any Canadian
citizen luckless enough to wind up in the
dock of a Canadian court is probably poised
on the brink of one of the most miserable
and disheartening experiences of his or her
life.
And what really makes it stick in our craw
is knowing that no matter how much we
bleed, the lawyers never lose.
Personally, that is. They may lose the
argument, the client, the whole case, but
their fee comes off the lop.
Edward "Fast Eddie" Greenspan demanded
a million bucks up front to defend accused
murder Helmut Buxbaum.
Eddie got his million. Helmut got the
slammer.
Donald Marshall served 11 years for a
murder he didn't commit. The lawyers who
got him off charged $588,000.
Donald Marshall, the wronged parly,
received a grand total of $270,000 - before
legal fees.
Nothing wrong with any of that of course.
All perfectly legal.
But boy, it bums those of us who don't
have our names on a shingle.
I see that China has a chronic shortage of
lawyers. The Chinese government estimates
it needs 500,000 new lawyers to handle
court backlogs.
External Affairs, are you reading this? I
think I sec the beginning of a beautiful Sino-
Canadian Free Trade Agreement.
way, and will remain as long as they
continue to think poor. What I mean by that
is that a person in the poverty trap will tend
to repeat practices that do nothing to get the
person out of the trap; instead that person
will reinforce the poverty. To make matters
worse, such practices seem to be passed
down from generation to generation. In order
to move to a more prosperous level, you
have to think and practise prosperity.
If such people come to depend on
handouts, you can be sure that most of them
will do anything to make sure that such
handouts continue. To bring it closer to
home, many of us arc hooked on credit cards
and find it all but impossible to get off them.
Talk about withdrawal symptoms! Just think
what it is like in other countries where
people arc much more wedded to welfare.
What we have to do is make sure that any
welfare program is matched by one that will
get the people off welfare. If we do not do
that, 50 years from now we will still be
shipping grain to the 2041 version of the
Sudan and food banks will continue to dot
our landscape in southwestern Ontario.
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THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 19,1991. PAGE 5.
Letter
from the
editor
Dividing to
conquer?
By Keith Roulston
In the next few months Canadians can
expect to be deluged with another round of
proposals on constitutional reform in an
attempt to try to keep the country from
breaking apart. What we have to guard
against, however, is reformers who would in
effect leave the country split in a dozen
pieces in the name of keeping it together.
It seems to be accepted wisdom these
days on the part of politicians and political
commentators, that a new, decentralized
Canada is necessary to fulfill the wishes of
the various parts of the country. But if they
give too much power to provinces or
regions, is there really anything of Canada
left?
And just who is asking for this
decentralized power anyway? People in
Quebec or western Canada may say they
want less power for the federal government
but if you get right down to individual
programs and who they think should
administer them, how many would really
want provincial control? In fact, might some
go in the other direction?
I listened on the radio the other day to
a discussion about education and one of the
commentators complained that what we
really need is a national standard of
education. I've met a lot of people over the
years who have felt the same thing. But
education has always been a provincial
responsibility and an area of jurisdiction
jealously guarded by the premiers of each
province. Just let the feds seem to be
sticking a toe into their area and they'll
scream like heck.
Yet at the same time as we're looking
at decentralizing power, we're also kx>king
al a more competitive global economy. In an
age when information and people's ability to
work with that information is becoming
increasingly important for world
competition, Canada is left with 10
provinces each with their own education
systems, each with varying abilities to
finance a more modem school system. How
can we fight an international battle in the
world marketplace if we have to spend
precious years trying to gel the provinces to
act together on an education strategy for the
new age. And what hope have we got, for
instance, of gelling the socialist government
in Ontario to agree to the same priorities as
the Tory government in Alberta.
It's all very well to talk about the
flexibility of each province being able to set
its own agenda but if the international
marketplace is setting the rules, the ability of
Manitoba or New Brunswick to set up its
own education system isn't going to help the
country compete. «
We need to ask loo, who really wants
the decentralization, the people, or the
provincial politicians? If the people want the
country divided into 10 little kingdoms it
might be one thing even if it is self-
defeating. But one wonders sometimes if it's
really only provincial politicians who want
to decentralize and create more power for
themselves.
Their victory would be hollow,
however, if they so weaken Canada that
there isn't really a Canada left. Ten ragged
little countries masquerading as a country
through loose economic lies won't stand
much of a chance surviving in the vicious
international competition of the 1990's.
Canadians have to guard against those who
would, in the name of unity, weaken the
country irreparably.