HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance-Times, 1963-12-19, Page 9Ghosts Of Christmas Past
Christmas is a special time—a time
Which seems close and personal to every
;' idividual in each generation. Since it
is a personal and not a mass experience
we all tend to feel that any change in
even the tiniest detail of Christmas ob-
servance verges on the sacriligious. If
stockings were hung on the bedposts of
our childhood homes we tend to feel the
whole thing is wrong because our children
want to do things ditterently. (How
absurdly, too, we disregard the fact that
our beds no longer have posts and child-
ren have never seen any long stockings
except mother's sheer nylons).
The dying customs of Christmases
past are always tertile fields for nostalgia.
Most or us love to aream our way back
to cnildhood, warm in the memories of
those times when we were the special
objects of an entire family's devotion.
In our own family we inherited a
horde or Christmas customs, most of
them accumulated from generations of
English ancestors. Among these tradi-
tions were some real dillies. A few of
them, we suspect had been originated in
,days of dire poverty, but they were so
well sold to us as youngsters that we
swallowed them without even chewing.
Perhaps the slickest of all was a fam-
ily tradition, the Christmas Pie, which
called for the presents being placed in
a big clothes basket and covered with a
white sheet. For some reason (fast talk
we suspect) we were completely con-
vinced that Christmas trees were only
for the very dull and common herd.
Our sophistication, of course, was a
great relies to elders who, no doubt, were
quite satisfied to skip the task of dressing
a tree.
Another old English custom in the
family was a once -a -year dish, eaten only
on Christmas Eve. It was called "fru-
marty" and in fact was well -washed
wheat, baked for many hours in a slow
oven and served hot with brown sugar
and cream. This repast was so filling
that it was a stout lad who could handle
more than one medium-sized bowl of the
Yuletide delight.
It is nasty to possess a suspicious
mind, but the thought does occur that
wheat was a lot cheaper than turkey—
and grandfather happened to be a miller.
Just hark back to all the Christmas
cards that come pouring in. A typical
scene depicts a coach -and -four carrying
a load of red -nosed travellers, supposedly
on their way to a Christmas celebration.
A picture of this kind means Yuletide to
us, despite the fact that none of us have
ever seen a coach, much less that a coach_
could ever take anybody any place in
our part of the world.
And how about all the holly we see—
in print? Unless you have relatives in
British Columbia you've never seen the
real thing. Mistletoe — now there's a
terrific gadget; the answer to a bashful
widower's dream. But where would you
go for a sprig of this magic plant? The
only reference we have ever found to
real-life mistletoe was in a history of the
ancient Britons, whose priests venerated
the plant, a parasite growth on the oak
trees of England.
Considering the emotionally thera-
peutic effects of this particular weed,
we are simply amazed that the plastics
industry has not yet produced a realistic
substitute. Due to the present shortage
of the original, it may be assumed the
Druids would not be unduly insulted.
Christmas customs, of course, must
change, like all other things. It just
happens that we don't really want them
to do so. But the innovations we groan
about this Yuletide will be the very tra-
ditions our grandchildren will regret to
lose in 2013.
How To Be Unprepared
It was our great misfortune to be
forced into a trip to Toronto last Thurs-
. By coincidence Toronto was hud-
d down under five inches of snow that
day.
Now five inches of snow is no great
deal in Wingham—but in Toronto it's a
national calamity.
By great good chance we did get to
Ap;.r hotel room with only two or three
";fours' delay. Radio then began telling
us about the hassle which had gripped
the metropolis. According to these re-
ports some hundreds of thousands of
cars were stalled in the areas to the west,
north and east of the city. All radio pro-
grams were slanted to soothe the frayed
nerves of the stalled drivers. (Just what
happened to the drivers of the cars with-
out radios, we never did find out).
It later developed that the prime
causes of the trouble were cars without
snow tires and drivers who knew noth-
ing about driving in snow.
Now it is true that Toronto drivers
don't face the problem too frequently.
Apparently they live better than we do.
Nonetheless the city of Buffalo has come
to grips with such situations. On the
busy arteries they prohibit parking at any
time . . . and they have a standard $25
fine for the motorist who gets bogged
down for lack of snow tires or chains.
It is amazing that the capital of On-
tario, one of the snowiest areas on earth,
has no plan to cope with even a modest
snowfall.
Where Do The Dollars Go?
It seems the handwriting is on the
wall• Taxes are going up — provincial
taxes that is. Under present conditions
any tax increase is found to come within
the provincial field, for at long last we are
getting around to a point of concentra-
tion on something other than vast nation-
al schemes which involve our money.
That provincial taxation must rise is
inevitable. The monies received through
greater provincial revenue will go largely
into projects in which we have a keen
local interest—better roads, more hospital
beds, schools for retarded children (we
hope), broader forms of education, etc.
We do believe that Premier John
Robarts' government has sound plans for
the future of Ontario. His demands from
the Ottawa government have been pre-
dicted by reason and common sense. We
are seriously concerned about only one
aspect of government spending. The
explosive expenditures for social services.
For those who are in serious need
there is no argument whatsoever. But
in this country we have initiated pro-
grams which are proving to be beyond
our means.
One of them is a system of payments
for every child in the family up to 16
years of age. Another is universal old
age pensions for ALL persons 70 and
over. The latter are paid to millionaires
and paupers alike.
All we have to do is maintain more
and more social services, more and more
taxes, more and more and more.
This way we can achieve perfection
—perhaps the kind of perfection that has
been won in Sweden, where every social
need is met by government—and where
the suicide rate is one of the highest in
the world.
Closer Comparison
Pensions are grand. Let us suggest
a comparative study between the amount
of pension paid to a healthy millionaire
at age 70 and a disabled war veteran at
age 48.
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REMINISCING
DECEMBER 1913
The following are the results
of the S.S. examinations held
in St. Paul's S.S.: Senior Div-
ision, Marjorie Haines; Middle
Division, Heloise Kennedy, Mary
Allen, Vera Stricker; Junior Div-
ision, Aileen Kennedy, Mildred
Walker, Mabel Calver, Kath-
leen Wilkinson, Emma Calver,
Ruby Brown.
Last week the pupils of Wing -
ham Public School entered up-
on a campaign for the Sick
Children's Hospital of Toronto.
Their efforts have resulted in
raising $12.20. The children
deserve credit in manifesting so
practical a Christmas gift.
Dr. James Wilson of Holstein
was in town last week meeting
many of his old friends made
while practising here.
Mr. W. F. Cornwall, who
was employed at the C.P.R.
section here, has been promot-
ed to timekeeper on a special
switch gang.
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DECEMBER 1926
The Wingham High School
Cadet Team are to be congratu-
lated in their having won sec-
ond place in the shoot for the
Laura Secord Trophy. There
were 41 teams entered. The
Wingham team is composed of
Messrs. Malcolm Ross, William
Taylor, Wilber Tiffin, George
Peacock and Will Brawley.
These boys each received a two
pound box of Laura Secord Can-
dy.
At the regular meeting of
Huron Chapter, O.E.S. held on
its 5th anniversary, December
14th, the following officers
were elected for the year 1927.
W. M. , Mrs. W. J. Boyce; W.
P., Mr. George Olver; Secre-
tary, Mrs. E. Nash; A.M.,
Mrs. R. A. Coutts; Treas. ,Miss
Mary Pattison; Conductor, Mrs.
W. A. Miller; Assoc. Cond.,
Mrs. Geo. Spotton.
Mrs. Thos. Forbes of Wing -
ham, is spending the winter
with her sister, Mrs. Robt, Ged-
des, 3rd line of Morris.
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DECEMBER 1938
Mr. C. H. McAvoy haspur-
chased from Mr. W. H. Gurney
the building he now occupies
with his drug store,
Mr. P. A. Scott and daugh-
ter, Velma, left on Tuesday
for Vancouver, B.C. , where
they will visit with friends.
Mr. and Mrs. Charles Lloyd
and son, Donald, returned on
Saturday, having spent the past
six weeks in Florida.
Betty Lewis, 10 -year-old
daughter of Mr. and Mrs. E. S.
Lewis, was operated on for mas-
told in London late Tuesday
evening. It is hoped that Betty
will have a speedy recovery.
The following were the win-
ners at a meeting of the Wing -
ham Bridge Club. North and
South: Mrs. H. Campbell and
E. M. Snell; Mrs. O. Col-
borne and W. H. French; Mrs.
A. R. DuVal and Mrs. J. Mas-
on; D. Nasmith and K. Somers.
East and West, Mrs. C. Armi-
tage and L. R. Blackwood; Miss
S. MacLean and J. H. Craw-
ford; Mrs. W. H. French and
J. Mason; Mrs. D. B. Porter
and Mrs. W. W. Armstrong.
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DECEMBER 1948
Mr. and Mrs. L. R. Schroe-
ter and daughter, Karen, who
spent the past month with Mr.
and Mrs. David Finley, left
for Ottawa where they will visit
for a few days before returning
to Calgary, Alta.
Week -end guests at the
home of Mr. and Mrs. Geo.
Coulter were: Mr. and Mrs.
Clarkson Martin and Miss Lorna
Martin of Galt, Miss Mae Coul-
ter of Aylmer and Mr. James
Coulter of Kitchener.
A complete new Northern
Electric Sound System has been
installed recently in the Ly-
ceum Theatre. This sound sys-
tem makes our local theatre
one of the best in Western On-
tario.
Funeral services were held
at Napanee Monday afternoon
for Rev. J. F. Dingman, 81,
retired Baptist minister. Mr.
Dingman was a former pastor of
Wingham Baptist Church.
Your application form for a new driver's licence may be in this picture—under the band of
Ontario Transport Minister Irwin Haskett (left), who is examining the mailing machine that
sends out the forms at the rate of 60,000 a day. With him is Ken Sands, administrator of the
division that is handling the new system. Each application form has the name of the individual
driver on it, and the new drivers' licenses will be valid for periods varying from one to three
years. The Department of Transport started mailing in late November, and it will take two
months to send 'out the forms to every one of the 2A million drivers in the province.
ingbain 10ton/co/Elmo
Wingham, Ontario, Thursday, Dec. 19, 1963
SECOND SECTION
BOX 390
Ontario Safety League
Dec. 12, 1963
Dear Editor:
It is very much safer to use
streets and highways in the U.S.
than in Canada. So say statis-
tics - unmistakeably,
Two usual indices of traffic
safety are to relate fatalities
(1) to the number of motorve-
hicles, (2) to the number of
miles driven. On the first basis
averaging the years 1960 to
1962, Canadian traffic is 18.9%
more deadly. On the second
basis (total mileage), Canadian
vehicles killed 42.1% more peo-
ple proportionately than U.S.
vehicles, according to official
statistics in each country.
The disparity is even more
acute for 1962 alone. Actual
death rates for the year are:(1)
Per 10, 000 motor vehicles -
U.S. 5.2, Canada 6.0 (2) Per
100 million miles driven - U.S.
5.3, Canada 8.0 (i.e. more
than half as much again).
There are many influences
that affect traffic safety. But
in my view there is one single
factor that could explain why
our U.S. friends are "better
drivers" than Canadians - high
school driver education. Driver
education has been firmly es-
tablished in the U.S. for a gen-
eration, and now over 12,000
schools take over 1, 400, 000 six-
teen -year-olds every year and
turn them out fully equipped to
handle an automobile skillfully,
sanely and safely.
By contrast, only 230 schools
in Canada (including 90 in On-
tario, 102 in Saskatchewan) of-
fer high school driver education
- as an optional, extra-cirricu-
lar course. The great majority
of Canadians "pick up" their
driving knowledge, and habits;
or are taught by people without
proper qualifications. The re-
sults are tragically obvious in
our accident statistics.
In the U.S. a substantial
proportion of licence holders
really know how to drive be-
cause they have been correctly
taught. In Canada far too many
people just think they know how
to drive correctly.
Widespread driver education
could substantially reduce the
tragedies and economic loss
from traffic accidents that
blight our country. It could be
had for the asking. It is up to
the Canadian people.
Yours truly,
Fred H. Ellis,
General Manager.
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We neurotics of the
frantic twentieth century
have a genius of sorts. We
can take almost anything
that is simple, clean and
beautiful, and make it
complex, sullied and a
garish monstrosity.
Almost anything, but not
quite. We haven't quite
ruined Christmas yet. But
we have taken a day that
was, for our ancestors, a
simple observance of the
birth of Christ and turned
it into a gift -scrambling,
card exchanging, carol -
jangling, tub -thumping sev-
eral weeks.
In the good old days, the
good old families rose early
on Christmas day and went
to c hu r c h, where the
parson gave them a two-
hour appetizer.
Then they went home
and took a nip of something
to take off the chill. While
the servants were sweating
in the kitchen, preparing
the vast dinner to come,
the gentry took a bite of
lunch. Then the ladies set
off to distribute gifts to the
poor, while the gentlemen
put their coat-tails to the
fire and went after that
chill again.
That's your ancestors I'm
talking about. Mine were
among the people the
ladies were taking the food
to. I can just see them, kick-
ing the pigs under the bed
when her ladyship came in,
tugging their forelocks,
Colorful Cavalry
The Tatars, a Mongolian
tribe which took part in the in-
vasion of central and western
Asia and eastern Europe in the
Middle Ages, introduced a mili-
tary formation which was wide-
ly adopted by other countries
and used regularly until the be-
ginning of the 20th Century.
This formation was known as
the "Uhlans," a variety oflight
cavalry armed with sabres, lan-
ces and, later, with pistols.
Just under the points of the Ian
ces hung gaily -colored bits of
cloth, intended to frighten en-
emy horses. Perhaps the most
effective use of Uhlans was
made by the Prussians.
JAIL
SUGAR
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scraping their feet, and say-
ing, "F'ank yer, Milady,
f'ank yer, Mum", as she
pulled from her basket one
of the geese that had died
of disease, and one of last
year's bottles of blackberry
brandy that had gone vine-
gary.
This Christmas, of
course, my ancestors' de-
scendants will eat turkey
until they resemble purple
pigs, while the descendants
of Milady, who have man-
aged to hang onto the
manor house only by
taking tourists through at a
shilling a shot, will dine, in
the only room of the big
house they can afford to
heat, on a small bit of brisk-
et, and brussel sprouts.
However, that's not what
I started out to say. Well,
despite all the wailing and
throwing of hands in the
air at the paganism and
commercialism of Christ-
mas today, I feel that we
have failed, somehow. We
haven't quite managed to
ruin Christmas.
I'll warrant our children
know just as much, and
maybe more, of the story of
Christmas, and the coming
of the Christ -Child, as their
counter -parts of 100 years
ago did. And I'll bet we are
not as smug and selfish,
despite our much -touted
materialism, as our Victor -
i a n great-grandfathers
were.
Witness service clubs
scurrying about town with
Christmas baskets for those
less fortunate. Witness
groups of youngsters sing-
ing carols at homes for old
people. Witness high school
kids selling Christmas
cards for UNICEF, to feed
t t 1 e, starving children
abroad.
So gird up your loins,
plunge into your shopping
and debt, give for the joy
of giving, be happy in the
family reunion, go to
church on Chrismas day,
stay away from the hard
stuff, and don't be a hog
with the turkey, and you
won't go too far wrong!