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The Rural Voice, 1989-08, Page 40Ar''1 WW1= "WillOWO PURE WATER FOR AMERICA Me.b, Gw.W. V.d.-w Dove, 4.acuie. For service call your professional Goulds dealer for a reliable water system. CLIFF's PLUMBING & HEATING Lucknow 519-528-3913 "Our experience assures lower cost water wells" 89 YEARS EXPERIENCE Member of Canadian and Ontario Water Well Associations • Farm • Industrial • Suburban • Municipal Licensed by the Ministry of the Environment DAVIDSON WELL DRILLING LTD. WINGHAM Serving Ontario Since 1900 519-357-1960 WINGHAM 519-886-2761 WATERLOO 38 THE RURAL VOICE NOTEBOOK Coralie's Cooking Column Culinary art is not my specialty. That fact I freely admit to. Allow me to explain. One day, I was standing by the stove, vigorously stirring a pot of something or other which I fervently hoped would turn itself into a fragrant pot of soup, when one of our sons, whom we call The Rebel, ambled into the room. He peered into the pot, patted me on the head, and declared: "Are you ever a nice lady! Making a special meal for Tippy!" (Tippy is our family dog.) "My dear son," I replied somewhat testily, "have I got news for you! This is our supper." The Rebel hunched down, all the better to peer into my eyes. Noting from my expression that I was serious, he declared that he wasn't hungry, rushed out of the kitchen, packed his bags, and moved out for three weeks. Upon his return, he found me still stirring. "Moth—er!" he yelled. He ran his laundry through my washer and dryer, drank all the milk in the house, dirtied half a dozen ash- trays, then whistled as he ambled out the door again. He came back two days later. "What's for supper?" he inquired from the doorway. "Soup," I yelled. "Good-bye!" he called. He was gone a month. It soon became expedient to have a revolving door installed in the house. Sometimes, supper was so bad we left together. One day, to escape the odour of yet another pot of soup, The Rebel and I tried going through the revolving door at the same time. It wasn't a good plan. We were both injured. We sat side by side on the steps, nursed our wounds, and watched the clouds of aphids. "They," The Rebel stated with a moan, "are even worse than your soup!" My faltering attempts at mastering the culinary art of soup -making got so bad that the dog took to carrying her dish from neighbour to neighbour looking for something better than I could provide. The neighbours reported us. Then they sent a representative to our door. Fortunately for me, I wasn't at home. I was at the grocery store, buying soup supplies. Another son, whom we call The Phantom, was at home, and he got the a poem by Eileen Burnett Young Wife "You'll have no trouble with the tractor." Just learn intricate names of a thousand parts; Cherish huge tires that cost a thousand bucks; master braking, steering systems with a thousand quirks; Enough to give any woman a thousand migraines, Had he not also given her a thousand summers Along with his tractor to run.