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The Rural Voice, 1999-03, Page 18TIGER' AEROPLANE ST. MARYS. ONTARIO 2844722 Lida Spring Tile Finds Drainage Mapping We Provide Professional Map Packages • Tile Loans • Historical Documentation • Buying or selling a farm • Existing and New tile merged into one neat package • Crop Surveys • Colour Infrared Crop Surveys • Precision -farming ready digitized material fax (519) 284-0859 e-mail tiger1@execulink.com WE WANT YOUR GRAIN! Elevator - Seaforth 519-527-1241 • Corn • Soys • Oats • Western Grains CASH & FORWARD CONTRACTS Call us today for Quotes Dave Gordon Elizabeth Armstrong Richard Smibert lan Carter laCX london agricultural commodities, inc. 1900 HYDE PARK ROAD HYDE PARK, ONTARIO, N6H 5L9 519-473-9333 Toll -Free 1-800-265-1885 14 THE RURAL VOICE Mabel's Grill "So what's all this fuss about a dead groundhog," grumbled George McKenzie at the height of the publicity over the demise of Wiarton Willie. "From where I stand, we should be celebrating. The only good groundhog is a dead ground- hog." "Ah you're just an old grump," said Molly White- side as she refilled his coffee cup. "I mean, it's all good fun. And besides, what are we going to do without Willie to tell us when spring The world's problems are solved daily 'round the table at Mabel's is coming." "Watch for the RSP ads," said Wayne Bruce. "When they start getting thick and fast and you think you are going to go out of your mind, you know there's six weeks left to March 1. Add a month to that, and you've got the end of winter." "The surest sign of spring is when the saps start running," said Cliff Murray. "The finance minister announces his budget and all the opposition parties and the provincial premiers and the bank economists start running around telling him how he got it all wrong and they could have done it better." "I figure the surest sign of spring is baseball," said Dave Winston. "Not so much that they actually start playing but that some guy refuses to report to training camp because the poor guy's only making $10 million a year and some other guy is making $11 million." "I like the idea of spring training," said Molly. "You see those guys playing in the warm sun and you realize it really will get that warm here in a couple of months." "And stay that way for a couple of days," said George. "It brings back memories all right," said Wayne. "I remember when I used to play ball on the town team. Not that I was any Babe Ruth or anything. What is it they say about the hardest thing to do being to hit a round ball with a round bat?" "I got one thing harder," said Dave. "Hit a high price market with a bumper crop." "Well I don't know about the bumper crop part, but it sure doesn't look like we have to worry about high prices for a while," said Cliff. "Corn, soybeans, wheat, you name it, nothing looks like it's going to make much money this year." "Things keep up we might be able to take advantage of the Whole Farm Disastrous Program", said Dave. "You mean 'Disaster' Program," George said. "No, I mean disastrous," said Dave. "They announced the darned thing and it sounded like it would help but it's been a disaster as far as I'm concerned." "Aw you're all grouching but as soon as the weather warms up you'll be out on the land planting your crops," said Wayne. "I can never figure out how farmers can be so pessimistic and so optimistic at the same time." "Habit," said Cliff. "What, the complaining or the going ahead and planting anyway?" wondered Wayne. "Both," said Cliff. "We're like Leaf fans: we keep losing year after year but when a new season rolls around you get your hopes up anyway." "Yeh, and when things are going good for a change, like they are for the Leafs this year, you figure it's only a matter of time before some- thing steps on your heart," said Dave. "You watch, they'll go out in the first round of the playoffs." "Well you can't win the championship every year," Wayne said. "I mean there's what, 27 teams now? Everybody's got to get a turn." "I don't know, some people just seem to win all the time," said Bruce. "I mean how come no matter how things turn out the Conrad Blacks and the Michael McCains seem to come out on top?" "Simple," said Wayne. "That's because you guys may think you own the puck, but they own the arena."0