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The Rural Voice, 1997-03, Page 18"Our experience assures lower cost water wells" 97 YEARS' EXPERIENCE Member of Canadian and Ontario Water Well Associations • Farm • Industrial • Suburban • Municipal Licensed by the Ministry of the Environment DAVIDSON WELL DRILLING LTD. WINGHAM Serving Ontario Since 1900 519-357-1960 WINGHAM 519-664-1424 WATERLOO The RURAL VOICE ',— THE MAGAZINE OF THE AGFICULTURAL INDUSTRY T -Shirts add $2.00 postage & handling Available in youth medium, adult small, adult medium, adult large, and adult XX -large Send $10.70 (taxes included) to: The Rural Voice Box 429 Blyth, ON NOM 1H0 14 THE RURAL VOICE The World from Mabel's Grill Wayne Bruce missed yesterday's session at Mabel's Grill. "I had to visit my financial advisor to do something about getting some money socked away in RRSPs before the deadline,” he explained this morning. "Well," said Dave Winston, "I consulted my financial advisor this morning — over the breakfast table — and she said I was dreaming in technicolour if I thought there was any money to put in RRSPs this year. With the cost of feed last year, my pigs ate my RRSP." "Things weren't exactly great in the shoe business either, last year," said Wayne, "but I borrowed a few bucks so I could put something away." "I borrowed more than a few bucks so my pigs could put something away," Dave said. "Thank goodness pork prices have come back or the banker would be putting me away." "But aren't you worried about all this talk about there not being any pension when you get old enough to retire?" Wayne wondered. "The wife says first we'll worry about eating so we live long enough to retire. Then we'll worry about living until we die." "I don't know," Wayne said, "I kind of like the idea of some financial security in my old age." "If I was financially secure it would be such a shock to my system it would probably kill me," Dave joked. "I know what Wayne means," chipped in Cliff Murray. "Everytime you turn around somebody's scolding you because you haven't got a million dollars stuck away in RRSPs. They make it sound like a sin if you're not investing your maximum every year." "I am investing my maximum every year. I can't help it if that happens to be nothing more years than not. It's one thing for the government to say you can invest $14,000 a year but they're not telling you where you can get it!" "I don't know about you," said George McKenzie, "but I'm sick and tired of people trying to scare the hell out of me over this or that. I mean people quit going to church because they were tired of preachers threatening them that if they didn't walk the straight and narrow they'd suffer eternal fire and brimstone. Now you turn on the TV or the radio and you've got everybody and his maiden aunt warning you that you'd better do this or that or you're going to be sorry." "I'm with you," Cliff said. "I go to farm meetings and there's always some guy telling me I better get bigger or I'm doomed. Well after watching farming for the last 50 years, I figure the odds are sooner or later I'm doomed anyway so at least I won't speed things up by putting a mortgage for a half -million dollar barn around my neck." "Yeh," said Dave, "I was at this meeting the other night and this guy says we'd all better go global or die. He says my future's hooked up to producing pigs for the Japanese or the Chinese. Well I got news for him. My pigs are here. The Japanese and Chinese are half a world away. If the pigs get from here to there, somebody else is going to make a lot more money off them than I am." "I bet he told you you had to work smarter, not harder," Wayne Bruce said. "They always say that — these guys who stand up in front of meet- ings. I see them at conventions in the shoe business too. And you know they're right. Obviously they learned how to work smarter because we're the suckers paying good money to listen to them make speeches." "Or they're working for some university and will take early retirement at 55 making more a year than you'll earn in the best year of your dreams," said George. "And you know what?," Dave said, "They're the only ones who will be able to sock away the maximum in their RRSP!"0