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HOME & GARDEN
SHOW 1990
Friday, April 20 — 6-9 p.m.
Saturday, April 21 —11 a.m. - 9 p.m.
Sunday, April 22 —12 noon - 5 p.m.
FEATURING
Saturday, April 21
1:00 p.m. Jump Rope For Heart
1:45 p.m. Goderich Tai Chi Association
2:30 p.m. Aerobics - Double D Fitness
3:00 p.m. Karate - Ron Tyndall
Sunday April 22
1:00 p.m. Sue's Kids Kloset - Fashion Show
2:00 p.m. Fashion Show by Tony & Wendy
3:00 p.m. Cocktails Bridal Boutique (bridal,
prom dresses, tuxedos)
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PLUS MORE
• door prizes
• free entertainment
• The Bread Basket
• demonstrations
Sponsored by:
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Rathwell
National Realty Inc.
8 Huron St. Clinton
519-482-3981
BRUCE COUNTY: hobby farm on 150 acres with
30 acres workable, the remaining in wood lot. There
is 1 1/2 storey cobblestone home, 3 bedrooms,
bank barn and shed. 1-0543 Call John 369-5529
W. WAWANOSH: hobby farm with 5 acres bush,
rolling land, 1 1/2 storey 4 bedroom double brick
home, barn and shed. 1-0569 Call Pat 233-9911.
BAYFIELD RIVER: property with 148 acres, 80 in
pasture, the remaining in wooded area, stream and
pond. Call Pat 233-9911.
HURON COUNTY: dairy farm on paved location,
150 acres, 30 tie-ups on pipeline, beautiful field-
stone 4 bedroom home, 2 concrete silos, large
shed. Buildings in immaculate condition. Call Pat
233-9911.
CLINTON: area 100 acres, all workable with bank
barn, shed and 1 1/2 storey frame 4 bedroom
house. Call Pat 233-9911.
BRUCE COUNTY: 150 acres, 85 workable with
small lake and bush lot. Call Liz 482-7944.
FOR ALL YOUR AGRICULTURAL NEEDS
WHETHER BUYING OR SELLING
Pat Norman, Broker
Bruce Rathwell, Reg Rep.
John Schaer, Rep.
Liz Roger, Rep.
6 THE RURAL VOICE
"GOOD WILL" AND
FARM LOAN ARREARS
There has to be a special place for
husbands like Super Wrench who will
go to any lengths to ensure that their
wife experiences everything life has to
offer. His latest treat was allowing me
to be "discovered."
There's no special talent required
for this procedure. All you need is a
farm in arrears and a disposition too
stubborn to quit. We qualify for both.
If you are not easily intimidated,
the courtroom setting, the lawyers
flanking you, and the recorder taking
down every gulp and sigh will not
bother you. The twenty-third psalm
and windows with bars kept flashing
through my mind, while Super
Wrench was in his element.
At first I thought he meant we
should have auctioned off the chil-
dren. Finally it became apparent
what he was getting at. This lawyer,
representing a major farm lending
institution, was under the impression
that farming had "good will" to sell,
like a corner convenience store.
I was at a loss for words. How
do you charge someone money to sit
in the yard and sniff the aroma of hogs
wafting over you Like a thermal blan-
ket in June? How could you price the
sight of bugs eating crops and the hay-
ing sweat running down your back?
You find me someone willing to
pay money for this kind of "good will"
and I'll even sell the bunny tracks in
Togetherness at such a hearing is out anyway.
They grill you, like a cheese sandwich, separately.
Togetherness at such a hearing
is out anyway. They grill you, like
a cheese sandwich, separately. They
will compare the answers and try to
trip you up in your testimony when
later they haul you into court.
The questions gave me a nervous
twitch. I had prepared myself to an-
swer bookkeeping and production
queries, but instead was bombarded
with questions regarding our total lack
of desire ever to pay back a loan we
had taken out 10 years before.
Furthermore, to substantiate this
charge, I was bombarded with ques-
tions about why our cash flows of 10
years ago didn't generate the income
they were supposed to. The sum-
mation of the prosecuting lawyer was
that we were in it for the lifestyle.
The clincher came when he
badgered me about why we hadn't
sold our "business" when the red ink
began to flow. I thought we had.
Everything that was covered with
hide, had wheels, or showed any signs
of growth was liquidated to meet the
lender's demands.
my garden.
Super Wrench was right in one
way. You have to go through the
process to understand how it works.
I must be slow, because I failed to see
what was accomplished, other than
that I felt a little foolish for having
taken out a loan to enjoy working 50
hours and more a week with the
smelliest animals inhabiting the earth.
Not to mention gardening, field work,
and cooking endless meals when I'd
rather have been at the beach. Silly
me, thinking it was worth a loan.
Super Wrench saved the best part
for the drive home. He informed me
that this little exercise in humiliation
was on our dime. Had I known that
beforehand, I'd have charged a thou-
sand bucks for every answer I gave.
Good will, you know.0
Gisele Ireland, from Bruce County,
began her series of humorous columns
with The Rural Voice. Her most
recent book, Brace Yourself, is
available for $7 from Bumps Books,
Teeswater, Ontario, NOG 2S0.