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The Rural Voice, 2002-06, Page 14• CABLE • ROPE • CHAIN 1" 0 • I • • • i i • I 10 1� from CABLE • Galvanized Aircraft Cable 1/16' to 5/16' • Wire Rope 3/8' to 3/4' • Stainless Steel Cable 1/16" -1/4' • PVC Cable 1/8' - 3116' Clear & White Coal ROPE • Polypropylene - 1/4" to 1/2" • Nylon 1/4", 1/2", 5/8', 1" • Hemp 1/2", 3/4", 7/8", 1" CHAIN Grade 30, 3/16" to 1/2" Wide range of thimbles, shackles, cable clamps, etc. Above are stock items Other sizes and grades available by order IA O 5 1 1 1 11 1i 11 11 At Custom-made , LOGGING ,' CHOKERS iv 519-524-9671 Fax: (519) 524-6962 53 Victoria S.,Goderich, N7A 3H6 Suppliers of... 11WVANGUARD STEM" . DRAINAGEFARMMUNICIPAL Specializing in: • Farm & Municipal Drainage • Clay & Plastic Tile Installations • Backhoe & Dozer Service • Septic System Installations For Quality, Experience, & Service calk Wayne Cook (519) 236-7390 R.R.2 Zurich, Ont. NOM 2T0 PARKER PARKER L 1 M 1 T E D www.hay.net/-drainage 10 THE RURAL VOICE Mabel's Grill The world's problems are solved daily 'round the table at Mabel 's. Mabel said she was thinking of adding the weather to the list of prohibited subjects for discussion in her restaurant after hearing some of the language being used during May's imitation of March. "You're soon not going to give us anything to talk about at all and we'll stop coming," Dave Winston reminded her one morning. "Yeh, you might be the only person I know who's actually benefiting from this weather." said Cliff Murray. "If it was warm and dry I'd be out on the tractor planting my soybeans instead of in here having coffee." "Besides, give us a break," said George McKenzie. "We need some way to let off steam because of all the trouble the weather's causing." "Yeh, who do you complain to when the weather's rotten?" wondered Dave. "I mean if your kid's failing in school, you can call up the principal and grouch at her. If it's the Nutrient Management Act, you call you MPP. If it's the American Farm Bill, you can call your MP and complain the feds aren't matching it. But the vrieather, there's nobody." "Yeh it would be so much easier if you could blame the government," said Cliff. "Oh please," said George. "If the government was in charge it would be fouled up even worse than it is now. They'd be giving all the good weather to Quebec." "You know there's all this talk about another terrorist attack, you don't suppose Bin Laden has actually found a way to mess up the weather?" said Cliff. "I mean that would be a way of really throwing the economy in the dumper." "If this guy can control the weather, maybe he really does have God on his side," said Dave. "Well I wonder what they could be up to this time," said Cliff. "I mean the World Trade Centre and the Pentagon are a pretty tough act to to follow and yet even then, despite all the lives lost, the economy only dipped for a few months and then picked up again. I don't think this is what Bin Laden had in mind." "That's why I'd be worried about food if I was the government," said George. "Just imagine the disruption if he could somehow screw up the food system. People would starve." "You don't need to go that far," said Dave. "All he's got to do is find a way to block all the drive-through windows. So many people have forgotten how to cook that they'd never survive if they couldn't get it served to them." "Yeh, imagine if we really had some big catastrophe and there was no frozen food in the stores. Millions of people wouldn't know how to cook food from scratch." "Just imagine," said Cliff to Mabel, "people would be lining up to get in your door just like they would be at an emergency ward if there was a big accident." "And they'd probably expect to get their food for nothing because it's an emergency," Mabel grumbled. "Welcome to the club," said George. "With the way we've been losing farmers in the last five years it won't be long before any terrorist could starve the country just by stopping the ships and planes from coming in," said Cliff. "We soon won't be producing anything here." "Yeh but the Americans will have Tots of surplus to ship us by truck," said Dave. "With this new Farm Bill their government is going to make sure they never run short of food." "The Americans see food as a weapon to make other people go along with their policies," said Cliff. "They're going to beat us down with corn and soybeans." "If our government thinks of food as a weapon we're in real trouble," said George. "If our government spends on farmers like it does on the military, we might as well sell out right now."0