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The Rural Voice, 2002-04, Page 16ACKLANDS ' GRAINGER't www .acklandsgrainger.com INDUSTRIAL, FLEET & SAFETY PRODUCTS All types of Farming & Industrial Safety Equipment Ph. 519-524-7305 1-800-265-5174 Acklands Grainger Inc. 279 Suncoast Drive E, Goderich Welding Equipment PACKERS: WE BUILD RUBBER TIRE PACKER SPECIALISTS Also large fold -up steel drum packers, lawn & estate rollers, custom manufactured HAROLD JONES ines•ENTERPRISES RR #2, Arthur, Ont. (519) 848-2799 INDUSTRIAL & FARM SUPPLIES • Nuts & Bolts tall grades) • Hydraulic hose & fittings • Belts • Bearings • Grade 70 Transport Chain • Roller Chain • Tools Springmount Industrial Park Owen Sound N4K 5N7 519-376-0283 FAX 519-376-7202 Come and see us in Paisley A good .selection of New & Used Cars & Trucks BUD RIER CHEVROLET - OLDSMOBILE LTD. Paisley 519-353-5651 1-800-461-0505 12 THE RURAL VOICE Mabel's Grill The world's problems are solved daily 'round the table at Mabel 's "I hear the police raided another house ovgr your way for one of those marijuana growing operations," George McKenzie said to Cliff Murray the other day. "Yep. The neighbours got kind of curious 'cause they saw the place was sold but there never seemed to be anybody around and all the windows were blacked out," said Cliff. "Then we find out some guy from the city turned the whole place into a big hydroponic operation." "Well it's nice to know if the town continues to go downhill like it has been I'll always be able to sell my house to some guy from the city," said Wayne Bruce. "Yeh, I mean this is the fourth place in the area the cops have raided in the past six months," said Cliff. "Hey, we've become a cluster of excellence for marijuana growing operations," said Wayne. "Seems to be.the only growth industries we've got 'round here are marijuana houses and puppy mills." "Maybe you could turn the whole town into a marijuana growing operation," said Dave Winston. "The PUC might not be happy. These guys bypass the hydro meter so they don't have to pay for the juice for all those big grow lights," Cliff said. "Imagine, buying a whole house and only using it for growing marijuana," marvelled George. "There sure must be a lot of money in it." "Yeh, I want them to make soybeans illegal," said Dave. "I figure it's the only way I could make money growing a crop this year." "Amazing what telling people they can't have something can do for prices, isn't it?" said George. "Think of how good things could be for us if someone would just ban eating beef or pork or lamb." "Yeh, can't you just see little underground meat growing operations, people buying houses in Scarborough and raising pigs in the basement, ; chuckled Cliff. "The one flaw is I'm not sure meat is like drugs," said Wayne. "I mean part of the reason drugs make so much money is that people get hddicted to them." "Yeh, sort of like bank machines. Did you see how the banks, now that they've got us hooked on them, are going to jump the costs way up?" asked George. "Yeh, the one thing that makes more money than growing marijuana is banking," said Cliff. "So Dave," said Wayne with a twinkle in his eye, "how do you like being called a pig farmer these days, with all this fuss about the pig farm out in British Columbia where they're searching for those bodies." "Humph ... pig farm! Does that place look like a pig farm? Damn reporters. They could call it a junk yard with all those wrecked cars around but no, they call it a 'pig farm', even though I haven't seen a pig in sight. They just like the sound of 'pig farm' and they kind of spit when they say it!" "Yeh, if the guy kept lambs it just wouldn't quite get across the image, would it?", said Cliff. "First they try to blame us for Walkerton and now this," sputtered Dave. "I mean now not only do people think we're polluters but we're kind of dangerous too. People always have it in for pig farmers." "Well if you can't stand it, why not get out of pig farming?" wondered Cliff. "Yeh, you've got a big rec room in the basement, haven't you?" said Wayne. "You could probably make as much growing marijuana down there as your whole farm makes." "Yeh, and the media always kind of makes heroes out of people who grow marijuana, sort of like rum- runners in prohibition days," said Cliff. "You could be a hero." "Until I went to jail," said Dave. "Yeh, I guess banking's better," said Wayne. "You make money like drug growing but you get to stay out of jail."0