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The Rural Voice, 2000-07, Page 16"Our experience assures lower cost water wells" 100 YEARS EXPERIENCE Member of Canadian and Ontario Water Well Associations • Farm • Industrial • Suburban • Municipal Licensed by the Ministry of the Environment DAVIDSON WELL DRILLING LTD. WINGHAM Serving Ontario Since 1900 519-357-1960 WINGHAM 519-664-1424 WATERLOO BARN RENOVATIONS • Renovations to farm buildings f, • Concrete Work • Manure Tanks • Using a Bobcat Skid Steer w/hydraulic hammer, bucket, six -way blade & backhoe 0..31 DAIRY FARMERS NEW TO ONTARIO The ARTEX line of dairy stabling equipment is now available from Beuermann's. Canadian -made. Give us a call. * ALL WEATHER SHELTERS BEUERMANN CONSTRUCTION R . #5 BRUSSELS 519-887-9598 12 THE RURAL VOICE Mabel 's Grill "What's that hunk of junk in the back of your pickup." Dave Winston asked George McKenzie the other Monday morning. "It's not dump day you know ." "That is — that was — my mail box," grumbled "Uh-oh, school's out. It's mail box baseball time." guessed Cliff Murray. "There was nothing sporty about this." grouched George. "They must have got out of the car and beat the poor thing to death." "Good for George. MABEL'S The world's problems are solved daily 'round the table at Mabel's sales at the co-op." said Dave. "Sometimes I wonder if they don't hire kids to beat up a few mail boxes when sales get slow." "Well I'll fix the little devils." said George. "I stopped off at the hardware store this morning and I bought one of those rubber mail boxes made of recycled tires. They tell me the thing's indestructible." "Oh -oh, sounds like a challenge to me," said Cliff. "Don't let any kids hear you or they'll be out to prove you're wrong." "I just wish I could be there when they hit this one," gloated George. "I can see their club bouncing right back and beaning them for a change. Not that anybody'd notice if it damaged their brains. I don't know what gets into these kids today." "About six beers," said Dave. "Just like it was in your day," said Mabel. "Me? Drink? Surely you jest," said Dave. "I remember seeing you at some dances way back when. The only thing higher than you was the space shuttle," said Mabel. "Why am I not surprised," said Molly Whiteside, as she refilled coffee cups all 'round. "Hey, back then you had to be really dedicated to spend your hard- earned money to get plastered on the v,eekend," said Cliff. "Not like today when parents are handing their kids money every time you turn around." "Not you though, I' II bet.' said Molly. counting her tips. "My brother from the city got his kids cell phones so he could know they're safe." said George. "Now they can phone him any hour of the day or night to ask for more money." "Well good luck to my kids if they tried it with me," said Dave. "Unless this weather changes in a hurry there won't be much money to spread around at our place this year." "At least you don't have to worry about hay," said Cliff. "I'm trying to find a way to feed my sheep hay stew." . "They should be putting on weight though, eh?" asked George. "You mean because the pasture's so lush and green?" "No, I figured with all this rain their wool would get wet and they'd weigh a ton," laughed George. "Yeh, do they shrink when the sun comes out?," Dave wondered. "Sure, really, really small — to about the size of your brain," growled Cliff. "O000h, touchy, touchy," smirked Dave. "I get a little tired of the dumb sheep jokes." said Cliff. "You mean there are smart sheep to joke about?" asked George. • "As if a steer was so smart," said Cliff. "They are when it comes to finding a hole in the pasture fence," said George. "Sometimes I swear a steer can get through a hole just big enough for a mouse." "Say, did you hear about that exp- eriment they had where they grafted a part of a woman's ovaries onto the back of a mouse?" asked Dave. "Ugh, sounds like indecent exposure to me," said Molly. "What the heck did they do that for?" wondered Mabel. "Seems the graft went ahead and produced live eggs for women who'd had cancer treatments and couldn't produce eggs," said Dave. "Great, how do you put it on the family tree that your mother was a mouse?" George wondered. "Better than a rat," said Dave.O