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The Rural Voice, 2000-03, Page 14RENT IT SKIDSTEER LOADERS Various models equipment options include: • backhoe • hydraulic breaker • sweeper • 12" & 24" posthole digger • 9" wood chippers Hourly or Daily Rates Full Zine of construction equipment for sale or rent Dealer for STIHL Saws SAUGEEN RENTALS Durham 369-3082 A.C. SCHENK RENTALS Mt. Forest 323-3591 Save Time, Trucking & Money Let our "LI'L SHAKER" Portable Seed Cleaner Clean & Treat Your Grain For Seed DON'MAR PORTABLE SEED CLEANING Formeny Cook s Portable Seed Cleaning Owen Sound 519-371-7281 519-534-2078 "Yes, We Can Come To Your Farm" 12 THE RURAL VOICE Mabel 's Grill "Hey Molly, do you belong to the Women's Institute?" asked Dave Winston the other morning as Molly Whiteside refilled his coffee cup. "The women's what?" asked Molly. "Yeh, I figured you were too young," said Dave. "I used to belong before it got too busy in here," said Mabel. "Yeh, that figures too," grumbled Dave. "Why? asked Molly. "Well I was reading about this WI in England where the members put out a nudie calendar of themselves and I wondered if the idea might spread to here," said Dave. "And you thought I ... in your dreams!" said Molly brandishing the pot of hot coffee dangerously close to Dave's head. "Well hey, they sold over $800,000 worth of calendars," said Dave. "From my experience in the WI," said Mabel, "first you'd have a problem persuading the women I know to get their picture taken at all, and getting them to take their clothes off to get their picture taken is beyond the question." "Well apparently they we're completely starkers, as they say over there," said Dave. "They were in their kitchens with household items strategically positioned." "Like the refrigerator?" Mabel wondered. "The article I read didn't say," Dave said, "but they said it did wonders to change the image of the WI." "Yeh, right! Next thing instead of having pot luck they'll have husband swapping parties," said George. "You'd be kinda like the last kid picked for the baseball team wouldn't you?" said MoIIy. "I don't see any ring on your MABEL' z The world's problems are solved daily 'round the table at MabeI's finger," said George. "I'm just waiting for the right guy," said MoIIy. "Rich or handsome?," wondered Cliff Murray. "Maybe both," said Molly. "You should have been on that TV show about marrying a millionaire," said George. "I'm not that desperate," said Molly. "Imagine that," said Mabel. "You meet this guy on a television show in front of millions of people, you answer a few questions then you get married and go off on your honeymoon." "Yeh, my boar at least gets to sniff the sow before they get romantic," said Dave. "Oh well, if it doesn't work out at least she'll get some money out of it which is better than most of the guys I'd meet around here," said Molly. "You should look for a dairy farmer," grumbled George. "The way their quota has been going up makes Nortel stock look like a poor investment." "I knew I should have gotten into something else than the restaurant business," said Mabel. "Hey, according to John Core you're the one that's making money in the milk business," said Dave. "Pardon? I missed something somewhere," said Mabel. "Well Core, he's the chairman of the milk marketing board, he says when you serve a glass of milk to a customer you're getting a lot more for pouring the milk than the farmer's getting for buying the farm, raising and feeding the cow and doing the milking." "Good," said Mabel. "How many gallons of milk would you like to drink this morning? My customers never seem to drink much milk. Mostly they sit here and drink coffee and take up the tables." "Maybe you need a new specialty to bring people in," said Dave. "I • hear down in Australia they're big on kangaroo meat these days." "Yeh, I'll bet you'd be the only restaurant around serving kangaroo," said George. "But if you want to be first," grin- ned Dave, "you'd better hop to it."0