Village Squire, 1978-11, Page 35frame. The pain lessened but my posterior only sank deeper and
the N:aves!!! By this time. I could feel my stomach definitely
lurching. What if I got sick? What if the children woke up? I
made a final attempt to dislodge myself with still no luck and the
motion of the bed %:as like a hammock swung between two trees.
tree and moving!
Ai that crucial moment, Babbi and Fergus decided to
investigate. As if by entente, they both jumped on the bed at the
same tinic...s.aves...morc v:aves...oh my stomach! Thinking i
.:anted to play. Babble nuzzled niy right ear and Fergus rested
his hitt sightless head on my Icft shoulder. Ever feel the heat of a
Sheep Dog's breath? The Black Hole of Calcutta is coolsville in
connp:oisor . Pleased that I '.asn't resisting (who could?). Fergus
decided to lean his 90 lbs. against my back side and like the
action one gets from a Pogo Stick. 1 jacknifed out of the bed and
Landed .ith my fret flat on the floor. What a relief! Solid ground
at last! My former adversaries v.ho were now my friends. took
over me s.atcry grave and I headed for the livingroom where 1
could sit on a flat. unmoving surface once again. Whew! what an
experience!
1V 1iile driving me home. No 2 Son said "anything exciting
h.nppen %.1iile %.c s.cre as. ay?" ,Although the whole horrible
.yx ne tl.n,hed before my eyes. 1 managed to reply. very adroitly I
telt Not. not a thing." Hockey -tilled. weary -but -full husband
Asked me the smut: question 1.hen I arrived home. Once again.
%erx ,u:ne and debonnaire-like. I miss. ered "No. not a thing".
W'hat else could I do? How can you explain such a traumatic
experience '.ithout flubbing it. Unless you're a Bette Davis. of
course. !Intik of the actions. expressions. nuances in voice tones
•tu'd I13%c tit produce to get the right effect. Tires me out just to
think .shout it. (foes, tiles '11 never know!
II thhi .utyl 1 erttts know hut they'll never tell!
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