Village Squire, 1978-10, Page 42P.S.
It's kiss [or whatever]
and tell time
BY KEITH ROULSTON
I have never exactly been a macho kind
of guy. Heck for years I didn't even know
what macho was.
Back in the days before people even
knew the word, let alone what it meant, I
used to take part in quite a few sports. It
was good clean fun except when the game
was over and it was time to clean up and
leave clean fun behind. There was nothing
very clean about the locker room even
though there was plenty of soap and hot
water in the shower stalls. Nothing was
ever so aptly named as the term "locker
room language".
Frankly, I found it rather embarrassing.
Locker room sessions on Mondays were
spent telling tales of conquests of weekend
dates, often in graphic details. Tuesday
through Wednesdays were spent speculat-
ing on who was doing what to whom and
which members of the locker room set
could be most successful with which
members of the female population.
Thursday and Friday were taken up with
discussions of planned strategy for the
coming weekend.
Most of it was just talk, of course.
Frankly, if even half of the extracurricular
activities discussed in the locker room had
actually taken place in those pre -pill days,
there'd hardly have been a girl in high
school who managed to graduate before
starting a family.
Still, whether the details were real or
imagined, I found them a little tiresome
(some would have labeled me jealous). I
figured if it didn't happen then it was
maligning some' poor girl just for a few
chuckles with the guys. If it did happen,
then surely if it was as pleasurable as the
teller tried to make out, it should remain a
very private thing.
That was back, of course in the days
before the sexual revolution. Today locker
room language is no longer relegated to the
locker room. Bragging about sexual
activity is no longer something done just
among the guys, but everywhere. And it's
no longer among just the guys either
because nobody.seems to brag much more
than the female part of the population
these days, at least the ladies taking
advantage of their new-found freedoms.
It isn't even confined to the intimate
little parties. Today the specialty is to tell
ail in a big, glossy national magazine. This
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month's issue of Saturday Night features a
cover story Sex Life of the Ruling Clas ,and
inside a lengthy article chronicles how the
sexual exploits of some of the top power
brokers in Ottawa among the politicians.
the bureaucrats and even the press corps.
They all like to tell it like it is (or at least
they'd like us to believe it is) and it doesn't
matter whether the teller is male or female.
They all point out that having power seems
to make it much easier to have a diversified
sex life.
At least in the Saturday Night article.
though the people telling their stories hide
in anonimity. Last year in Toronto Life
magazine a number of prominent women
talked openly about the most intimate
sexual details of their lives. The article not
only gave their names, it also had pictures
of them. How'd you like to walk down
Yonge Street after that, knowing that
thousands of people are probably looking
at you and remembering all those things
you said in that article?
This new sexual liberation has of course
now come to the homosexual world too.
The word "gay" has been appropriated by
the homosexual community to give itself a
more flattering name thereby ruining a
perfectly good word for writers who now
can't talk about a gay party without having
readers think that everyone there was
holding hands with someone of the same
sex.
Now I have known people who were
homosexual (possibly more people than 1
even knew I knew) and they were generally
fine people. So. I guess it's a good thing
that there is a new openness about
homosexuality which should lead to a new
understanding of the situation. Still I tend
to agree with the character in one of the TV
sitcoms who said to a homosexual: "You
know, I wish you guys hadn't come out of
the closet."
You see I'm quite willing to let
homosexuals live in peace but I get a little
tired of them flaunting it, just as I get tired
of heterosexual people flaunting their
sexual exploits in public. Today of course
there has to be at least one program in
every television series that deals with
homosexuality and it's a pre -requisite that
the homosexual character be kind, gentle
and badly misunderstood by "straight"
society. I got so tired of the same theme
last year that I turned off most of the
programs as soon as I figured out what
they were going to deal with. I mean after
you've heard that story twice or three
times, it starts getting a little boring.
The fact is the militants of organizations
like the gay liberation organization don't
want us just to accept them, they want to
rub our noses in it. They don't want us to
just not discriminate against them, they
want us to feel guilty or perhaps even a
little jealous. Homosexuality is in fact one
of the "in" things these days. To be a good
seller on the modern paperback book
shelves these days you not only have to get
the hero (or heroine) jumping into bed with
every woman (or man) in sight. but
preferably getting at least two members of
the opposite sex in there too so that they
can do all kinds of indescribable things.
r Now 1 don't think I'm really a prude (1
didn't even sign the petition to ban The
Diviners) but 1 do look forward to the day
when all this penchant for kissing and
telling is passe.
It will be of course. The media will get
tired of it and move 'on. The graphic stories
will go back to the locker room again
(although it will like)S' be more evenly
distributed between the men's and
women's locker rooms next time).
Hopefully we won't swing so far that things
go back to the way they were earlier in the
century. but at least far enough to get it off
the feature pages of our newspapers and
magazines.
The Prime Minister once said that the
government has no place in the bedrooms
of the nation. Equally. the bedrooms of the
nation and their secrets have no place in
the spotlight of our national media. U
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