Village Squire, 1978-09, Page 10Beware of women
carrying curling rods
BY
CARMAN SEATON
1 would like to express my opinions about Hairdressers.
They don't like me. I've reached the conclusion they never
will. Perhaps they realize when I walk into their shop that I'm
a "do it yourselfer" and it's beneath their creative talents to
do anything for me or my hair. I think they have that animal
instinct that tells them I don't trust them so why bother trying
to produce a silk tassel from a sow's ear.
This particular hang up started years ago when my Mother
gazed lovingly at my brothers' mountain of curls and sighed
despairingly at my rather straight style. (It wasn't "rather" it
was). So every summer just in time for holidays I would be
subjected to a "nice" curly perm. Subjected is a perfect
definition to describe an innocent little eight year old sitting
under a giant octopus which spewed heat and produced
odours that always made me think of helping Grandmother
singe the Sunday chicken.
From the 30 or 40 tentacles resting on my head I could
always count on two or three of them spitefully catching odd
strands and squeezing. giving me early lessons in patience,
forgiveness and silence. Silence was learned the hard way as
when I complained to the hairdresser, she always corrected
the wrong one, thus creating a new problem for me. Anyway,
it made my Mother very happy and when I reached legal age I
even forgave her.
Time has a way of mellowing memories and I started to
dotice different hair -dos, really admiring them and decided to
chance it. 1 have by now reached the age where straight hair
doesn't quite match the rather interesting character lines in
my face. 1 need a little fluffing or something to soften the
blow.
I asked advice from a few friends that always look great.
You know the kind. a perfect study in unity. everything,
matches. A certain shoppe was suggested and I made an
appointment for the most expensive permanent they had. I
entered the posh salon at the appointed time armed with two
photo clippings of what I wanted to look like. The suave
hairdresser. (hair straight as a die) discussed texture.
condition. firmness of curl and 1 felt completely at ease.
someone understood me. That is until the scissors clipped.
narrowly missing my ear lobe. I tried to relax, hoping maybe
hairstretches when wet. I endured the smelly lotion and the
horrendous hair dryer quietly, waiting for the finished
product.
The final effect was startling. There were three of us all in
row and we all had the same style. short. stiff and funny. The
only thing different about us were the colours, red on the
teen-ager, grey on Grandmother and me with the brown. I
tried to reason it out on the way home, coming to the
conclusion that the hairdresser forgot to put her contacts in
and was too embarrassed to tell me. That would explain the
extreme differences in my pictures and her translation.
Oh well, to err is human and to cry over spilt milk is
ridiculous at my age. 1 shall go back to my Mother Earth
image and wear colourful kerchiefs until the hair is long
enough to pull back in a bun. something like I had before I
spent $35 and cut out those pictures of Raquel Welch from the
movie books.
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VILLAGE SQUIRE/SEPTEMBER 1978. PG. 9.