Village Squire, 1976-03, Page 35Your pet rock and you.
Your PET ROCK will be a devoted
friend and companion for many years
to come. Rocks enjoy a rather long
life span so the two of you will never
have to part—at least not on yourr
PET ROCK's account. Once you ha
transcended the awkward training
stage your rock will maturewithobut
faithful, obedient, loving p
One purpose in life—to be at your side
t
when you want it to, andu
to go lie
down when you don't.
It takes most PET ROCKS exactly
three days to acclimate themselves to
their new surroundings. After seventy-
two hours have passed you may re-
move the rock from its box and begin
enjoying your new pet.
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There are hundreds of breeds
o1 rocks.
Of the hundreds of breeds
known to man, on/y a few of rocks
necessary aptitude required how the
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ROCK portant traits The more im (a a PET
sociated with ils areas -
gentle geP vine PET ROCKS
and disposition, eager
ness t
Ponsibi/ityeae a profound sense o res o
PET ROCKS are found with the aid
of a specially -trained Rock Hound.
They are then examined for congeni-
tal defects prior to intelligence evalu-
ations. Only rocks that have demon-
strated a strong capacity for learning
and obedience are allowed to wear
the name PET ROCK. Upon passing
shipping, packed into theinitial tests they are prepared for
ir little
boxes, and sent throughout the world
to anxious owners.
A pat of approval works wonders.