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THE RAT AND THE CAT
The fat rat sat on a cat.
What a brat, that cat.
He hit the rat with a baseball bat.
And the rat went spiat!
Chris Stevenson.
THE COOK
The cook is a crook,
He took a book from the hook,
He 'looked at the book,
And shook the crook,
And said you crook,
And that's the end of the cook.
Kevin Springer,
Grade 6.
SPRING
S is for the cool spring..
P is for picking beautiful flowers.
R is for riding our bicycles.
I is for insects crawling on the ground.
N is for new born animals.
G is for -new green; grass.
' Jason Humphrey,
Grade 6.
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fun
history
SCHOOL
•exciting
science
health
school
Robert Hamilton,
Grade 6.
gym
LONNIE BRINGS A MOUSE TO SCHOOL
It was 8:45 in the morning
And some students were swarOing,
Because they had a test,
And •everyone did their best.
But in the middle of class
Everybody tried to pass.
When Justin Murray Totted
A Mouse that was grey,
And all the girls ran, away.
Lonnie felt embarrassed.
.He found out that he hadn't passed
Because he brought a mouse to school!
MORAL Never but never bring a mouse
to school when you• have a test.
Bill Cooper,
Grade 6.
I'D RATHER Bg
I'd rather be a hug,
Than a black bug,
rather be a cop,
Than a giant slot);
I'd rather be
•Thana dumb brother,
I'd rather be a car',
Than -a tilling star, •
I'd rather be a snake,
Than a piece of cake;
rather be a clerk,
Than a big jerk, ,
:I'd rather be a deep sea diver,
Than a bus driver,
'I'd rather be- a cat,
Than a wooden bat,
I'd rather be a cow,
Than a funny looking sow.,
Judy Lane.
Grade 7. . '
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Yesterday, on the ew„.tork Thruway a
giant turnip rolled dOwn- a hill and
'squashed
22 ,cars. This is a gigantic
tragedy because Ronald Regan and Brian
Mulroney were in a limo on that very hill
and both Were in critical condition! Brian
.M. ...and Ronald R. 'Were going - to a
conference. meeting when. ' they were
flattened. " •
• The police don't know where the...turnip
• came from but so far fifteen terrorist
groups have claimed
.police think that either HAYEK:or the
amhonies did it. Police ,don't quite know
what either groups motive was, but they
•ar
e sure something will turn-ip!
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M. Mike Schwartz, the new L.C.P.S.
head Custodian. "
New custodian
forLucknow
Mr. Mike Schwartz has come to Lucknow
Central Ptiblic School as head custodian
from Walkerton Secondary School. He has
worked there for five years.
He is married with a little son and
daughter who will be moving to'Lucknow
shortly. /.
Mr. Schwartz is interested in tennis,
fishing, hunting and photography, as he
was an employee for theNalketton Herald
for tvvo years.
We welcome Mr. Schwartz:to our school.
Mr. nigtap. joins
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custodial staff
Mr. Bruce Hamilton of. Lucknow has
joined the custodial staff the Lucknow
.Central Public School.
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Mr:- Hamiltonhas been custodian at
Kinloss Central Public School. He lives in
Lucknow with hisWife Margaret. and
farnily.-7
; We.Welcorne.Mr: Hamilton to our School.
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