Village Squire, 1980-03, Page 34P.S.
In praise
of rotten television
KEITH ROULSTON
When people meet on street corners and
can't think of anything to talk about, they
talk about the weather. When columnists
sit down at the typewriter and can't think
of anything to write about they talk about
how terrible television is.
We all do it. Everybody who sees himself
having an 10 over 68 likes to take a shot at
television for pandering to all those
millions of people with IQ's below 68. I've
done it myself many times.
And yet I was thinking the other night
instead of complaining about rotten televi-
sion we should be praising it. Canada
indeed may be saved not by good television
but by bad television, the worse the better.
Look at it this way: if television was
really producing the gripping, educational,
uplifting programming we all say it should,
how would anything else ever get done?
I take myself as an example. There are
nights when I drag myself into the
livingroom after a day of fighting writer's
block , or seemingly insurmountable pro-
blems of trying to make one dollar buy
three dollars worth of goods or battling
three kids at the supper table, and I'm a
ready candidate for television. My educat-
ed, pretentious mind tells me I can't waste
my time watching television so I pick up a
book. I read for two minutes and seven
seconds and then find myself staring
blankly at the pattern on the wallpaper on
the other side of the room. My book has
fallen on my lap. My mind has fallen,
period. I reach for the only thing I can read
at such times: the television guide. I'm
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searching for something, anything,to watch
on television.
We can get three television stations in
our household. We're not attached to
cable, being three miles from the nearest
town which isn't considered large enough
anyway to be serviced by a cable company.
It means we're left with Global, which has
deteriorated to reruns of five-year-old
shows that weren't even interesting when
they were new; CTV which has movie
mania this year but has been able to find
only a handful of good movies to fill it s
craving, and good old C.B.C. which
manages to find time among it's predom-
inance of American shows for the odd
Canadian show (some people would say
very odd, but let's not get into that.)
Anyway on the average night 1 am saved
from possible TV addiction by the sheer
boredom of what's on the tube. On the few
nights when there are good shows on I turn
on the set and the first thing I know I've
made seven trips to the fridge in commer-
cials and it's time for bed. I'm not getting
in much better shape either physically or
intellectually.
But most nights I just don't watch and
after a few minutes of exhaustion I finally
get involved in doing something else,
either pick up the book again and actually
read it, tackle some household task that's
needed doing for six months (at least) go
back into my office and tackle the writer's
block again or just play with the kids. By
bedtime I have a feeling of having
accomplished something.
One of the few bits of good news I've
heard in recent years is that television
audience figures are falling, no matter
what television executives can do•about it.
With cable television and satellite com-
munications and pay television just around
the corner people are still rejecting the
huge variety of television choices they're
being given and turning the set off.
We only have to look at the changes
television brought to our society to know
what de-emphasising it s importance could
mean. When television hit North America
in the 1950'-s people began staying home.
They didn't go to live theatre. Movie
houses closed up. People stopped visiting
their neighbours. People retreated into the
cocoon of their own livingrooms to stare at
the blue light of the television set.
Television in Canada helped push the
American influence over the country even
more than movies or radio had. Our image
of everything in the world was filtered
through the viewpoint of writers, directors,
and actors in Hollywood or New York.
People stayed home and didn't get
involved and left the running of the
community, the country to the few
"experts" who wanted to do things no
matter if it did mean missing I Love Lucy.
The decline of television has already
meant a certain return to getting involved.
Live entertainment has picked up in recent
years. People have been travelling.
They've been going to museums and art
galleries. They've been spending more
time out doors. They've been talking to
each other again, re-establishing human
contacts. No longer are the people they
know flickering images on a television
screen.
Television is far from dead. We
shouldn't wish it was dead. It is a medium
still with huge potential for good. But I'm
not one of those who wishes that the
networks would smarten up and provide
me with 24 hours a day of television so
gripping that I can't tear myself away from
the set. Yes good television could teach me
about the world, but all the teaching in the
world isn't any good if you don't take time
to experience It. It's fine to watch pretty
girls on the screen but it's a lot more fun
married to one. It's nice to see life on
television but it's a lot more fun to live it.
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