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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Lucknow Sentinel, 1989-03-22, Page 5S9 ^+-i”IiTt'Y+3.-AP�Yi'�v�caNVMm..^•�n n!vrmm,� -.rf Dear Pat: Mr. Fitt needs :no ,defnding, but the roan is not alone in his role as reluctant laundry room .attendant. I admire his restraint, and good character for not vanishing when you show up to handle the bleaching chores. The conflict between men and washing' machines Is as old as it is widespread. It can be :explained thusly : when tearing apart and/or repairing a motor, each nut, may be and after, is tightened to the accompaniment of four letter words. The right volume and proper cadence .of profanity can be therapeutic for skinned knuckles. In winter time it is consideredby to be a must. Carrying on like .that yin the house can cause a reduc- tion in the esteem received from one's spouse. I would like to suggest that washing machines truly hate to be handled by a man. A case in point: one model that could only have been invented by Beelzebub's WH1TECHUR by Jean Ross Clifford Alexander .Simpson, infant son of. Mr. and Mrs. Murray Simpson was bap- tized Sunday, March 12 at e . q a ers Presbyterian Church, Whitechurch. Mrs. Simpson's parents,. Mr. and Mrs. Lute Roesler and Paula of Pembroke visited with the family over the weekend and at- tended the :baptism. Mr. and Mrs. Hugh Simpson attended the funeral of Jean. Stewart in Lucknow on Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. John Scheeringa and Meagan of Elmira, Kendra Purdon, Mr. and Mrs. Kevin Falconer and family ofEx- eter visited on the weekend with Mr. and Mrs. Archie Purdon. Orie Alexander Falconer, infant son of Mr. and Mrs. Kevin Falconer, was baptized during the service at Chalmers Sunday morning. Attending the service were Mr. and Mrs. Allan Falconer, Timmy, Tony, Amy of Goderich, Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Montgomery of Wingharn. Mr. sand Mrs. George Ar rtcagreturn- ped home last weekendf 11owing:two•mon- ths in Florida. • Fyi,•'fi%rz:%.''f•.••f%%�'•.'• ii+`ill!,[/`/'%i//',•7f%ij';fJ%.F9�.T✓ �yf :r%/::4::•:..1:.: •rrl.••.%•!n•.:.;'•f'/.•:.::. r ..u.! r/f• : r'`f ff%f•,/�.rf BAVID ING&ASSO:C., Insurance & Financial Services Ltd. *Life Insurance •G.I.C.'s *Funds Accounts .RRSP's 4RRIF's & Annuities It Doesn't Cost Any More to Deal With A Pro DAVE SCOT BENDING LITTLE 50 South St. , Goderich 5247377 1420-265,5504 .Nffrrrr`/, !til.• ff l%l f McDONAGH LUCKNOW FARMS e on roOtn, e w,S.TWP. -farrow +4112 acres, ,pit +arid uptight Silos, good 3 bedroom home, -ddtiilled well. KINI-100ociesslightly„1;1i h�iorkah , aainall Jake. Priced $82i000;00 I INI B' 100 acres, fairly Ie ci fwell mined, i workab d: 4 000 IWO WOO UI ING OTS ria %. ASER M dGINNON 5 133 BAY MeigniA011 0841821 DAVID r 111101111111.1111111111111.111111111111111111111110111111.111 lIIE EDI , cousin. It would crouch in the corner waiting for me to deliver my offering. .1 could almost hear it snicker as I put in a pailful or three of diapers, and as much soap as .possible, whilestill following directions. I closed the lid :and wandered back to the books, full of a sense of well be- ing at •helping out my trusted mate. Then the monster showed its true col - e v Sem, WMonday, Mardi ,1 Page 5 • with ours. First it began tobuck, tossing its lid, soap and some of the contents to the four corners of the room. Then it started to dance, obviously pleased with its perfor- mance and my reaction. (My wife HAD ex- plained xplained that a' vertical agitator, if not load- ed right causes chaos. She has not been more correct before or since.) I entered the room, dodged a pirouette, ducked a diaper and dove over the sink to unplug it. I pushed it back to its place, reset the load and started it up. It smiled. I hovered close by ready to dismantle it if the need or opportunity presented itself. It didn't. Upon conclusion of operations I opened the lid tofind I'd been canned into thinking I had tamed this beast of a machine. You see, vertical agitators imitate the jaw ac- tion of early land rnamtnals, thus it par - tally devoured and then regurgitated most of the diapers. The next scene wasn't pretty. It resulted in a dozen bundles of Pampers and my banishment from the laundry room. I truly was trying to help but I've only been allowed back a couple of times since. There IS a silver lining behind the cloud after all. Sincerely, Kinloss 'Gentleman. lands coif iee. nd :saow°floating in Ike swamps sof Vest Wawanoeh °p> vide interesting >adbjec#s for plistopaphybuffs. Approximately , Price of body wood HAJ;D MAPLE it 17 ,cu. lid. box delivered 2 within � 7f�e r■ rri r r r■ I 4, Pp For every extra order you place tor yourself or your neighbour WILL BE REBATED 0N� O IGIN A. L 1' ORDER LIMITED l IME 5PFFER 1 {RIG WOOD LTDA. AUBURN , uvino bush r or r !w�trios. 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