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United Church
is divided
Last week's decision by the General Council of the United Church of
Cano:la to approve the ordination of homosexuals will surely drive a
wedge i7etween opposing factions of Canada's largest Protestant
denomination.
The General Council, meeting in Victoria, B.C., voted 205 - 160 in
favour of a resolution which reads: "That all persons regardless of their
sexual orientation, who profess faith in Jesus Christ and obedience to
Him, are welcome to be or become full members of the United Church.
All members are eligible to be considered for 'ordered ministry'."
The only loop hole present in this resolution is the fact that the Coun-
cil did not go so far as to distinguish between homosexual orientation
and active practice. It has been left to the local church courts to work
out the implications of a ministerial candidate's sexual lifestyle.
How this will be determined in the future is still any one's guess.
While some church members, ministers and gay rights groups in this
country are hailing last week's ruling as courageous, it will almost
definitely led to serious discussion of a breakaway church.
Many members of the church would undoubtedly prefer to see the
United Church truly united, but the reality remains, in Tight of the 205 -
160 vote, that talk of setting up a parallel denomination is surely to be
forthcoming.
Immediately following the church's General Council decision, Rev.
William Wan, a member of the Community of Concern, a national
organization of United Church people opposed to the ordination of
gays, is quoted as saying, "An amicable separation may be the most
Christian thing to do."
And can a United Church divided still stand? The debate and conse-
quences of the resolution are far from finished. R.B.
I can't for the life of me figure out where
all the stuff on the coffee table came from.
Two weeks ago, before we had the afore
mentioned coffee table, there was just
empty space where it now stands. Now,
like a huge magnet, the new coffee table
has attracted all this....well, stuff.
The wife and I have led a simple life. We
didn't see the need for a coffee table in the
livingroom, until we saw a secondhand one
for sale.
"That would like nice in front of the
couch, wouldn't it?" said my missus.
"Maybe we should get it."
Why we suddenly had to have a coffee
table was beyond me, but the price being
asked wasn't. So we bought it.
The new coffee table stood there in front
of the couch completely naked for about
twenty minutes. By the time I sat on the
couch and was looking for a place to set my
cup of coffee, it was covered with...stuff.
Now we have a coffee table, but still no
place to set coffee.
"Where did all this stuff come from?" I
queried. "It was never here when we
didn't have a coffee table."
The coffee table we bought is a deluxe
model....meaning it has a top as well as a
lower shelf. At this very moment in time
both the top and the lower shelf are
covered with:
1. Twenty-seven magazines.
2. Four -score -and -twenty grocery store
flyers.
3. A half dozen old TV Guides.
4. A road map of Atlanta.
5. The remote control for the televsion.
6. A mysterious plant I've never seen
before.
7. Sixteen ballpoint pens, two of which
work.
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8. My press card.
9. Last week's grocery list.
10. The `treat of the week' from
McDonald's for the last six weeks.
11. A piece of cardboard they wrap new
shirts around.
12. A tube of Crazy Glue (which leaked and
is now a permanent part of the coffee
table) .
13. A 1986 calendar.
14. Two photo albums.
15. A dollar and forty cents in loose
change.
16. Seven paper clips.
17. An apple.
18. Ten Lucknow Sentinels.
19. A pair of scissors.
20. Directions to someone's house in
Guelph.
21. And, a coffee stain left by the previous
owner.
Where did we keep all this stuff before
we had the coffee table? I have no idea, but
I'm thinking of getting a china cabinet to
put it all in.
Then maybe I'll finally have a place to
set my coffee cup.
Have a good week
70 years ago
August 29, 1918
Drivers are warned - The Village Con-
stable has placed a notice in the Sentinel
this week which auto drivers will do well to
heed. Notice has been served on the
municipal authorities throughout the pro-
vince that if they do not see to the enforce-
ment of the traffic regulations, a provin-
cial man will be sent in to enforce the law.
Auto accidents have been becoming
altogether too numerous of late and it
would be better for all concerned to have
the law rigidly enforced. Only last week 21
drivers were called to the mat to answer
charges of breaking these laws.
Neglect with regards to lights and speed
are the most common sins.
Labour Day in Lucknow - Posters are
now out announcing a great field day in
SENTINEL MEMOIRS
Lucknow for September 2. Arrangements
made for the day are in charge of the
Lucknow Fire Company - an organization
which never fails to make good. They will
make good again this time if the weather-
man is at all favorable.
Following the sports in the park, a dance
will be held in the hall in the evening.
Every cent raised will go to some patriotic
cause.
50 years ago
September 1, 1938
Another wolf shot - Almost daily, hunters
are scouring the Holyroodarea in an effort
to rid that district by fall of the pack of
wolves that are preying on sheep in the
vicinity.
Attracted by the barking of a young wolf
pup, to a sparsely wooded farm east of
Holyrood, Wesley MacPherson shot the
animal early Monday morning. This is the
third victim in.ten days.
The wolves are believed to be a mongrel
type with a strain of dog in them that
makes them even more vicious.
25 years ago
August 29, 1963
Gaunt unoppossed at nomination - Mur-
ray Gaunt, 28, Ontario's newest and
youngest member of parliament, was
unoppossed at the nomination meeting of
the Huron -Bruce Liberal Association held
in Wingham Monday night. No other
nominations were recieved for the position
of Liberal candidate in the September pro-
vincial election.
Gaunt, a native of West Wawanosh, was
first elected to thelegislature in a by-
election last October.
10 years ago
August 31, 1978
District Community Centre opened - A
ribbon cutting ceremony Saturday after-
noon marked the official opening of the
new Lucknow and District Community
Centre. Built at a cost of $275,000, it was
called "the biggest project this community
has ever taken on."
The concept of the centre was initiated
by the Lions Club who also spearheaded
the fund raising drive. Funds were raised
through a weekly lottery draw which net-
ted aproximately $80,000. A further $20,000
in donations were recieved on behalf of the
project.