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No military solution
The eyes of the world have turned to the Middle East as tensions in
Israel between Palestinians and Israelis escalate to the point of
violence once again.
The conflict between the two groups of people stems from the fact.
that in 1948, the United Nations granted an Israeli State to the Jewish
people of the world. The Israeli State that was granted the Jews hap-
pened to be the lands inhabited by the Palestinian Arabs.
Since that time immediately following the Second World War, the
Palestinians have fought against the occupation of their homeland by
the Israelis.
As the situation stands today, the Israelis control the government
and the military of . a Zionist State that had been inhabited by the
Arabs since long before the birth of Christ. The Palestinians have
become a lost people in their own land.
There is no easy solution to the Middle East tensions. While the word
'Palestinian' has become associated with terrorism in recent years, one
must be sympathetic with their plight. The Palestinians, like the Jews
of the 1940's, simply want a land to call their own.
There con be no military solution to this problem. It must be a
politican solution arising from concessions from both sides. Increased
military aide to either side will only lead to more and more bloodshed.,
Following the Six Day War of 1967, t}he Palestinians, for the most
part, have kept to two areas of Israel. These areas, the Gaza Strip and
the West Bank have become thorns in the side of the Israelis and their
increased military action against the protesting Palestinians has made
the world sit up and rediscover the problems faced by the two, very dif-
ferenf peoples.
Can the State of Israel be restructured to include the needs of the
Palestinians? The Israelis say "no" and the Palestinians say "it must
be".
There is no 'enemy' or 'bad guy' in this conflict. Just two very dif-
ferent, very volatile groups of people trying to live separate lives in
the very same place.
And°that place is the Holy Land, the very birth place of the King of
Peace. R.B.
If you happened to take a moment to
read last week's On the Side here, you'll
know I issued a bit of a challenge to our
Sentinel readers to answer a couple of
tough questions.
The questions were: how much wood can
a woodchuck chuck? ; how big is Hell's half
acre:?; how far away are two hoots and a
holler? ; and finally, which came first, the
chicken or the egg?
Tough questions to answer you think?
Not really, say I.
We did receive a couple of interesting
answers from local readers. Joe Legrand
sent me a cryptic letter (written complete-
ly backwards, which to us dislexia suf-
ferers looks perfectly fine) with some good
answers.
Joe said in his letter that it is too late to
know how much wood a woodchuck could
chuck because the Blonde`l Co. has cut
down so much wood, all the woodchucks
have emigrated to Ethiopia!
Hell's half acre is the distance covered
by a boomerang that doesn't come back,
according to Mr. Legrand.
I got a lovely poem from Marion
McFarlane with an answer to that one as
well:
How big is Hell's half acre?
That's the question you ask.
So I will try
And answer the task.
I've thought and I've pondered
And feel the answer -is this:
Satan's got a half acre,
Thatis all that is his,
But his guest list is growing
There sure is a lot,
It's crowded and stuffy
And that's why it's so hot!
Very good, Mrs. McFarlane. You ob-
viously put some thought into your answer.
I actually like your answer much better
than my own...which we'll get to later.
As far as which came first, the chicken
or the egg, Joe says this is a typical case of
repeating ignorance. He says any rooster
could wink to us on that account.
While those are all good answers to some
tough questions, I feel the best answers are
these:
Oti
1T11ESIDE
Two hoots and a holler are 600 yards. We
arrive at that figure by consulting the
Guiness Book of World Records which
states that the normal intelligible range of
the human voice in still air is 200 yards. So
presumably, if you hoot twice and holler
once, it should be three times that
distance...or 600 yards.
How much wood can a woodchuck
chuck?, Actually, not very much at all. Ac-
cording to the Encyclopedia Britannica,
woodchucks - also know as groundhogs -
"hibernate for as long as eight months
each year." This leaves only four months
for chucking and they do have other
demands on their time such as digging
burrows and eating.
Taking all this into account, I would
guess that a woodchuck rarely chucks at
all.
How big is Hell's half acre?
It's about half the size of God's green
acre, but in a much tougher neigbourhood.
And finally, the moment you've all been
waiting for, which comes first, the chicken
or the egg?
Well, to answer this question, we gave a
call over to Brian at the Lucknow Village
Market. Brian told' us that while both the
eggs and the chickens that he sells arrive
at the market on Tuesday morning, .the
eggs arrive just a little earlier.
So Joe, no matter what the rooster may
say, the eggs, in Lucknow at least, come
first.
The eggs, by the way, come from New
Hamburg while the chickens are delivered
by truck from Petersburg.
And there you have it...some simple
answers to some tough questions.•
Thanks to the good folks who wrote in to
help with these questions. It is always nice
to get a little feedback.
Have a good week!
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70 years ago
January 27, 1918
The walks cleared - Judging by the
energy which Lucknow citizens put into
clearing snow from the sidewalks on
Saturday and Monday last, one would
think they were obeying an order from the
Food Controller or from the Militia
Department. But it was just a by-law pass-
ed by the Village Council.
Councilor Henderson, who is in charge of
streets and walks, told residents on Camp-
bell Street that a by-law had been passed
and they had better get busy or by Tuesday
the town would put a man on the job.
On Monday the walks were pretty well
cleared, and the big job of levelling down
the huge piles of snow on the south side
having been completed, the street took on
a fairly respectable appearance.
Let us all try to live up to these provi-
sions of the by-law.
Less sugar for candy - Preliminary steps
have been taken to curtail the use of cane
sugar in the manufacture of candy.
Manufacturers have been informed of the
necessity for saving such sugar and are
now endeavoring to adjust their business
SENTINEL
MEMOIRS
to the requirements of the situation.
The money spent for candy in the United
States and Canada in the past year is dou-
ble the amount of money needed to keep
Belgium supplied with food for a year.
50 years ago ,
January 27, 1938
Ashfield marksman drops wolf - Wolves
that have become increasingly numerous
in Ashfield and Huron Township had their
ranks diminished by one a few days ago
when Dan Rose shot one on the farm of
Piper Kenneth MacLennan on the bank of
the lake near Kintail.
Rose, 22, is down from Saskatchewan to
spend the winter with his aunt, Mrs. Grace
Long, on the 12th concession. He rates high
in handling a gun and brought the wolf
down at 100 yards at a dead run.
The an mal, the first shot in Ashfield,
weighed sixty pounds and his hide has
been displayed at MacLennan's store at
Lochalsh.
Amberly road opened - Patrolmen on the
Lucknow-Amberley road, upon instruc-
tions from the Bruce County engineer,
opened the road with graders last week
making it fit for motor vehicle traffic. The
first cars came through on Thursday.
On Monday evening, near the tail -end of
the weekend thaw, the county plow made a
one-way trip thru this road clearing a
single track. Patrolmen will continue to
keep the road open upon instruction from
the count
25 years ago
January 304 1963.
Ford garage broken into -Gordon Mon-
tgomery's Ford Garage at the west end of
main street was again entered in the early
morning hours of Saturday.
The loot was secondary to the ransack-
ing of the office drawers, desks, filing
cabinets and boxes which left an
unbelievable disorder of valuable papers
and records.
Entrance was made through a back win-
dow and in addition to the scatteration
which littered the offices, the soft dri k
dispenser was badly damaged in prying off
the coin box. To top off the vandalism, a
new battery sitting on diplay near the front
door was smashed open permitting the
acid to run out.
The Co-op warehouse was also entered
the same night. It is believed this break-in
was a search for gas.
10 ye ago '
Januar, .,5,1978
Reeve appointed - The Reeve of Amabel
Township, Gary Harron, was appointed
Warden of Bruce County at the
preliminary meeting of the Inaugural Ses-
sion for 1978 held Monday last week.
Harron was elected over Alvin Thomp-
son, Reeve for Kincardine Township, the
only other contender for the position.
Reeve of Paisley, Andy Cormack, last
year's Warden, invested his successor
with the Chain of Office.
In his inaugural address, Warden Har-
ron said that the residents of the county
feel that "we have one of the top counties
in the proAnce of Ontario."