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by D.A. Campbell
Otd MacDonald had a farm. He also had a boar who
was known to quite a few lady pigs in the area.
MacDonald sold the services of his animal to anyone -
willing to bring their sows to his place for a little
piggy lovemaking.
Angus found this part of the bargain most difficult.
He didn't have a truck and usually had to walk his
porkers about a half mile to the MacDonald place. On
one such occasion he solicited my assistance,
, The lady in question had found the shade of the
orohard much to her liking on that hot summer's day,
and particularly at the end of a pipe from whence
water discharged from the kitchen sink. It, took a lot
of gentle persuasion to get her carcass out of the filth
and head her towards the farm gate.
Many times we almost succeeded in reaching the
road, but madame would insist upon wheeling back
towards the orchard, with Angus and I in pursuit.
"It's no use Angus - she just doesn't want to go!"
Angus was not a man to give up easily. He was a
thinker, and he pondered on the problem until he
finally came up with an idea.
"I'll fetch the cows", he said. "The sow will always
follow the cows - we'll drive 'em down the road to
MacDonalds and' the pi will follow."
He. was right. So it was that two men, about ten
cows, a cattle dog and one pig made a joint
pilgrimage to the MacDonald place.
Our journey took us through an avenue of maples,
which in places completely shadowed the sandy road.
At the top of the hill we could see our destination in the
valley befow. A collection of broken down buildings on
a terrain of thin grass and milkweed.
It was my appointed task to proceed ahead of this
motley throng, open Mac.Donald's gate and guide the
cows into the farm laneway. This tricky mission was
accomplished according to plan.
Angus paused when the animals were safely on the
MacDonald property.
"You stay here until I come back," he commanded.
He did not see any point in bringing a third party into
such' a delicate business transaction as breeding a
sow.
I perched on the rail fence and prepared for a long
wait. Angus was a strange than, I told myself.,! never
pretended to admire his farm management
capabilities. Some of his actions (like today for in-
stance) were beyond the realms of my com-
prehension. He scratched a living from the "Hungry
Hundred" when many would have surrendered to a
pay package in some other -far less arduous oc-
cupation. Angus was foolish perhaps, but fighting
against overwhelming odds was his motivation for
living. In -the "war to end all wars" he, like many
other descendants of the pioneers, had just the right
attitude to take Vimy Ridge - Angus and his Canadian
comrades found victory where other allied armies
had been defeated!
My waiting was short lived. The high pitched voice
of Angus calling to his dog told me that my weary
wanderers were returning.
I opened the gate and dutifully positioned myself to
direct the cattle. up the' hill. The sow (somewhat
frustrated I thought) • took up the rear of the
procession.
By this time, 1 had known Angus long enough to
realize that he had little use for small talk. We walked
behind the sow in silence. The look on the face of
Angus told me that he was suffering some em-
barrassment and I had no desire to make him suffer
further: It was obvious to me that our carefully
planned mission had failed, but why? -
It was only when we turned info the laneway of the
"Hungry Hundred" that Angus offered to speak.
"That MacDonald - sold his boar, more'n a month
ago - so he did!"
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