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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Lucknow Sentinel, 1990-12-19, Page 41Pixie at Christmas by Mike O'Neill My daughter brought home the cat about six years ago and named her Pixie. Within a very short time she established herself to be somewhere between Supreme Empress of the Universe and an Egyptian deity. A .typical cat. She allowed us to pay homage by providing daytimewarmth, food, an oc- casional tummy tickle, ear scratch and laps to curl up on, Daytime would find her patrolling her domain on padded paws, ghosting along baseboard, gliding beneath couches stalking unsuspecting ankles. Often she'd charge from behind drapes,attacking with a ferocity that proved . startling but pain- less. Mostly she would survey her realm from atop the sofa, exuding alt the majes- ty she could muster. This high-falutin' royalty was lost on my wife, however, if Pixie were to sharpen her claws on the couch or gift us with.. a homemade hair ball. She was quite, good at that, actually. Christmas .approached. It was .to be Pixie's first with us: She managed to stay out front' under feet as furniture was rearranged to make ' mom for the tree. She'd offer kindlyadvice from time to time, but most just ignored :us. I really don't think she understood the excitement of an evergreen; There were hundreds of them on the hill that she patrolled at. night. Aah... night. That brings up the greatest point of contention :between Pixie and myself. It concerned where she would spend the., ilaikest 4tours. Generally, I would toss her out without too much fuss. Lately the task was getting harder. The snow had come, and when Pixie landed in it,. she would lift one foot, shake it, putit down, then lift another, shake it and so on till all four feet were used to the cold. She would turn around, make a face at me, •perhaps whisper a curse and head out to hunt in the bush behind the house. When we decorated thetree. Her ty would watch from her perch .on.the sofa. Occasionally her dignified- air was interrupted by a particularly interesting decoration. She developed a fascination for the tinsel. It was draped all over the tree, sparkling. It would sway in the breeze when one of her human subjects. would pass by. Once she sat before the tree, infinitely curious, teetering back and forth as the tinsel moved. It looked pretty. It seemed to be alive. How would it taste? I noticed her as she chewed- her way along one strand, swallowing it as she went. As I removed the tinsel from her gullet, I knew she had learned her lesson. She's never eaten any since then. The Christmas season tends to soften some people. I'm one of them. I'd put off the task of evicting the cat as long as possible. Pixie never let on that she ap- preciated it. On Christmas. Eve she tried her best to stay the night with us. The whole family searched high and low. Nowhere in sight. One of the kids lost interest in the search and returned to his close scrutiny of brightly wrapped pack- ages. ackages. There was Pixie, almost invisible in the shadows and concealed with trappings and bows. She came out wrinkling her nose, resigning herself to the compulsory explulsion. Tomorrow was another day. Tomorrow was indeed a special day for her two -legged servants. They seemed to be up earlier •t4 let her in. They smiled a lot. They didn't seem to mind moo much when she shoed a bit of their ceerrr al. At least tie shorter ones didn'tl W paper was spread around the floorwwi haphazard exuberance' that was the trademark of the young, Wrapp:ing paper that proved so bright and joyful to humans seamed to utterly fascinate the cat, She pounced and sprang and prated and whopped (but didn't chew) in a gleeful exhibition that proved kittenhood was not that far in, pas.. Now it was time for her present. A wooden post about two feet tall had been cleverly disguised in used carpet. Between the caret and the post was a copious quantity of catnip. She looked at me and smiled, rubbed on it once as if to say "That'snice, dear", the way one does when they have no use for the gift, Just to prove that I, was right, she proceeded to sharpen n her claws:_ on the couch.• The scolding came loud and fast. Up until then I'd never seen a cat do a back- ward somersault at the sound of a human voice. Certain that bodily harm would befall her, Pixie darted through the stack . of papers and dove headlong into a dis-. carded box. It turned over on her so precisely that it could only have happened by accident. When I picked the box off of ; her she looked up with a beautific look hitherto reserved only for human toddlers. The;aeason passed happily; The kids and I saved a piece of wrapping paper and had hours:' of fun; tossing it, crunched into a ;