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Thursday, October eth, 1832
WARNING PROM SOUTH
Ottawa House
Convenes TOday
Trade Agreements to Sts
.mitted October 13th—A Live-
ly Session is Prospect
•
South Huron giveo Mr. Golding. the
Liberal candidate, a majority approxl-
-- Mating 2,000 in a riding which two
years ago gave a Liberal majority of
349. What doee it mean?
Members of the Sennett Cabinet eu-
- "Savored mincer the voters &war fronl pure on Mend117.11 by-election: will W
the new pier for the regular business
of the year; and it is not likely to be
a short session. The Goverumeut will
table, within the next few days, the
treaty negotiated largely hy the Prime
Minister's brother-in-law (Hon. W. D.
Iterridge v. ith the United States Gov -
*remelt for the development of the St.
eatwreoce ctrep waterway mud also the
Port mole the Duff emumbision
the ranwar I -ablation. But neither
tweed ustrli atter
(117 Our Own Conespoodent) New Year's.
(sttawa, --t---tkillerIch and The St Lawrence treste has al-
ready been widely publistied and cone
South Huron will hare • special le-
seeuted upon in the Canadian press, but
tercet in the session of Perliament It will not he debated in Parliament
eltioti opened todey through the per- until the American Semite has ap-
son of William Gelding. ex -mayor of proved of It. The latter body has tea
Seafortii, who retained for the Lib- international reputation for upsetting
erais the seat held by the late laluented treaties negotiated by the President
lug and colorful figures in the Com- propmie tw bitten again. am Canada
mons for several years past. Tributes was on the soekeye salmon treaty
to Mr. McMillan's memorY by Mr. Mac- souse time ago.
kett•le King. Oppoeition leader, anti by The Railway Report
Premier Beonett will be part of the
The Government has tented a sum-
earlieet proceedings.
mary of the Duff report, but she report
Mr. Golding. as soon as the formal -
is a lengthy doeunient sled the sum -
Hies are compiled with through the
mary etas very short ; thus the tull re-
port eel be awaited with 'Merest. The
kippIWItilPti Will have something to lal
about the Duff report and something
also about the resignation of Sir Hen-
ry Thornton as president of the C.N.
Italie ay".
GODERICH, ONT.
Talk of the Town
chief electoral officer • making his re-
& scrutiny of the record of the Govern- formally latrodueed. likely by Mr.
and Fret 0. Sanderson. Liberal mese
Matt's two years in office, by bolding
bet for North Perth. and take his seat.
before them the aehievements of the
Parliament was opened today with
• Ottawa Economic Conference. Liberal the wool' pomp, despite tee depr,ftion.
The session is supposed to mee an ex-
, speakers pointed OUt PALM tbe re- with the Earl of Bessborough, Govern-
or-frerieratTeading the speech from the Waded revielon at me Bank Act and a
Seuv
ore, the t.can comma *ay* that the
Dauer, ea*, iglus people, have built
a tomb for le,. iulet to satisfy the Amer-
ican tomtit* who kept saltlike for him.
As marl* oLesiet, they built two
totubs and t Le pilgrims carried. them
away-----cidepe thew all to pieces—and
now they just have a mouud of pebbles'
which CIA lee renewed whenever neces-
sary. There is. we think, only one
possible retitle for this pretty gesture.
and we ars igltating. for a monolith,
tall and Ispecly, dedicated to Babbitt
and set up rizlit in the middle of Har -
better be 'made out *1 steel or they'd
hare It down overnight. '
. (Excerpts Iron, The New Yorker)
'outing back from Elsin- sweaters, lore lettere, f/$4; "Ow di,
Meru guardianship of tbe U110111 et1111.
Trucking Corp.
/*eclat -olio. of the stray young
men around town accepted an levita-
tion to tie .ountry- lad week. He
elected to drive out and hie host ar-
ranged to Intel hill at the station.
The house Ass pretty hard to find
and he, tea tiieWfmamg to be at
the statical .nyway to pick trp some
other people who were coming out by
train. The oieet had tire trouble on
the way up And whs:n lie got to the
meeting phi.- the host had gone. Ile
found pigmy of people to tell hitu the
Rally knewn it was not fair to ask the
week earlier than elissiuled from hi, Wei census begun on June 1, 1931, and war -
returned a redistribution hill following the decen
The t Ade was their directions
, ed .ome moo till a go Dotb didn't Wing get him anywhere. He
made right 'ries aod left turns num-
erously and herally. but jusegot lost.
eamion in emumittee and le the House.
reason of his atilierenee to the cause of Irse Ervissuir Conference
• . sults of the Conference were/hey par- Thr,me. Ev.elietwy
electors to pronounee upon them. Fur- first trip to the Paelfic coast to offi-
ther, they pointed out. 31r. Bennett ty elate at the opening. WSW 'natters will arouse prolonged din -
After two d • realised efforts to find the
The Wade agreement. signed by Ilia Beaded by Mon. Justice Thiboudestu
certain interests was unfitted to reap place, he r anted to the centre of
Majesty's GOTerinnent for the UnItee Motet of the Supreme Court of Can-
ada. a brother of Hon. Fernand Ithi- "Wn' with ' plan.
He went ,.. the peat office and ad -
tree former Liberal Secretary of State.
dressed an .nvelope to his host. He
Ind now Mayor of Montreal, a special
got a specie (Wirer,' stamp and stuck
it ou. "Iles soon can you deliver
this?" he a -ked postntaster.
WIN told 0.. boy eould be back any
ndnute and would take it right out.
Sure enougt...-the boy wax. The mis-
laid guest ,:ot in his ear and ealted
until the boy itarted ou his bicycle.
Then he foklowed. Got ther,e iu no
time at AL '
tbe greatest possible advantage for
Canada from tive-diep.00ltion of the
British delegates to make wide con-
cessi,,iis to tile Irominion. The Oppo-
sition speakers eoncentrated attentiou
Kingdom and Northers •Irelaed with
ataleatee Government! in tbe
overseas dominion*, as well as the bi-
lateral trestle% twtween different do-
minions, will be made known to the
Empire mud the vvoeld on Thursday; Oc-
upon the failure of the Prime Minister tither 13. Then, perhaps, the results
to fulfill the glowing promises of his of the Inewrial Economic Conference
election campaign of 1930 and pointed held aherr this saummeir mhay be more
W the record or Increased taxation, accuthr kte
governmental deficits and general ad- les, following tietlitte on the throne
astnintrative failure of the lard, speech, will oceupy the stage, it is ex -
pected, for the eutire fall sitting
- will reassemble early ita
This, eo doubt, the electors saw a
Deleted to coadnet' the tagetry almost
immematey became tit Mr. Jostle, Gov,•rusuent looted sixty 1111111011S charreaaaht" ahhat a certain moue.
lieW earth. tle•y were actually worse off Ili New 'fort the other Ila and she had to admit that sbe didn't
eteuinittee is now engaged In investi-
'eating the administration of the Pen-
sions Art. The committee is 'supposed
to complete its report by Deeember 1.
4a time for legislation before the ses-
sion closea. The pensions problem is
ntaii)-eided. hedged round with
The committee's report is
bound to cause discussion deopite the
laudable ambition voiced by Justice
Rinfret that the committee will be able
be -lie -report to place the problem he -
loan may be expected very shortie The
The Cuiratewa Callgrialliwaiwt Mrs.
Katherine T. wbo lives in East
48th Street. recentlY -anted "
aome her friends- 40. write to her
than ever. The promiees of 1930 Mad-
eline hack to condemn their milkers.
The King Government was defeated by
Slat times in 1930. and pow hard times
• ars making precarious the politkeal
Illies of Mr. Bennett and his Ministers.
..lieth parties had popular candidates.
Hr. Bader was a farmer in a toned -
taloa of farmers and took every op-
Ity of eurplianixing tills point to
777-1 ZI:lagdvantage or he opponent,
Mr. Golding surprised
•
ili-roateet of personalities. The
oestelealoo that eau reasonably be
er. And South Huron's verdict, we be -
Akre, would be the verdict of almont
every agricultural riding In Canada, if
the opportn\lity were given.
EDITORLAL NOTES
Otle, who then took over—the task, g"I'l ""t" • • i know who her congressmen hi.. She
the Nation.. le•1114wratic 'CIO. 'They
now Judge Riddell has taken 11: and tic' t s on l'urrent account. unemploy-
didn't know She int in a number of
Is said to tw on his deathbed. nicht relief. the Canadian' National -'
Someone has suggested that the asd Ittelv.uy. all these will neseest Hate a
-died Intiore submitting a report. and to ',fund a loan due there (*totter 1. determ
toed .0 timi out. She phoned
other calls. ellicit. with their result'.
we append Tammany Hall. no an how she liked her new refrigenitor.
ewer; Po: Headquarters. don't "I likes It tine," ehe assured him.
know ; 47t1. str....t e statk)n. don't "les fine. I leaves the door open and
know ; office, sorry, don't Abe cooln the whole kitchen
know. Mac yelled a couple of frleode
siz.ii domeotic loan this all. any -
odor surrounding the circumstances
under investigation ie toO mu, it jgr quite a stir Deterred here over the
the comnalasioners. report of the atatement hy F. W. Turn-
wlin.X.STAILA.New Jersey this sum
mer was seamiest to see a sign on the
Forted 11111 Biding Academy, which la
near Nenark. reading "Scented leaddle
Horses for Hire." Startled? He al
most lost his grip on himself. 1-14P had
to pass the place 'several times a week,
and always there was the sign. 1.
said "scented horses:" all uoubt was
finally removed from hie mind. In the
and asked the Forest scabies for
au explanation. The loss explalaed
happily. Nearby is a cosmetics mann
history la which, at oge time or an-
other, a good deal of shaving cream le
seated. The tubes bust. The Riding
Academy buys; it up for little or no-
thing and shampoos its horses with it
Learee them with a pleasant, rather
exotic fragrance. and surprised expres
*ions. The cunt Meta like it.
Unretiable.—A large woruan stalked
11110 olle of the big depertment storea,
looking wrathy. She thing on the
counter one-piece bathing ;wit she
had purchased there some days before.
"I had thought," she said, coldly, "that
Oda was a reliable store." The clerk
examined the null "What seems to
he the matter eith it?" she asked.
The lady glared. "They arrested me
when I wore it on the beach." she said.
Got her money hack.
-1101Tiee.--4tur reeved of the-- little
betties between human.% and their ma-
ehines has beeu lengthened by a little
story about a refrigerator. The people
wiit) had sold the refrigerator received
a call from its owner, esking them to
hurry right' around and make some
sort of adjustment. The thing was, stone around their necks. Illenewrs of
the owner reported to the service man, the Great Lakes Harbors Association
eating its betel off. It was ming •re doubtlem interested deeply in the
enobstie electric current to run a ma-
chine shop. The service [nen looked at
the eleetrie Mlle before and after, and
ONR MAN SPEAKS OUT
(81mcost Reformer)
One of 1ta own members quite
shocked the couventiou of the Great
Lakes Harbors Association in Hamilton
last week when he launched a vigor-
ous attack upou the St. Lawrence deep
"waterway plan.. Declaring that It
aid place an enjustthable tax hordes
on the people of Canada he asserted:
'There is leer need for the St. Law-
rence Waterway. now them reor_bg*tre,
Last year 80 million bushels of Cana -
dem wheat went via Vancouver
through the Panama Canal. The port
of Churchill has further cut down the
amount of traffie that will be available
to the St. Lawrence. If you want
cheap transport in Canada, why not
subaldise the railways by remitting
taxes just as you propose to subsidize
Assuming that the project went
ahead, this delegate made sit unanswer-
able argument in regard to the peeing
of tolls op all ships making use of the
St. Lawrence waterway : "Those who
use these seaway facilities should pay
for than. Every ton of stepping that
passed through Canadian canals last
year put a charge of gL45 on the tax --
issuers. of Canada. This St. Lawrence
development will add ;10.000,000 to
$12,000,000 per annum to that burden.
This tributes will be exacted In the
form of higher taxes and higher
freight ratea. We should consider the
advisability of a toll that will pay et
least the wages and interest on the in-
vestment. Otherwise the work will
not be economically sound."
Needleas to may this speaker was not
rapturously received by the couventiou
ea he sought to Pistils. tnany of their
pet dreams In regard to a great inland
waterway. It wee a colocidetwe that
at about the same time tn Ottawa the
Duff Comuliesiun on the railway "Rua -
Boa In Canada was making Its report,
a report that reeommended drastic
economies as a means of pisciug the
railways on their feet and enabling
them to get from under the $2.(100.000,-
000 indebtedness hanging like a lode -
Painting ild Decorating
Bargains jn ,Paper
Sample books to tamp Om.
Got emir il0UPe Whit
-.741111/ winter 1101118.10,
promotion of a scheme which will bene-
fit their own particnier titles. but
which will Inevitably operate to the
'freed that -indeed,- something Wee detriment et Canada" railways. Our
'Tettleally wrong. He inspte•esi the transportation troubles are legion now,
icebox carefully. Everything was line. hut we hid fair to multiply them with
He went over the Nothinit the inveatment of millions upon mil -
wrong. 11e. Wellt Alter sr lot of thing. Hobs of dolling ID thie-iseet-IIL---Law-
with no resnlit. Then he let down and rence propteition.
inoked at the machine, reproachfully.
While he was so engaged. the colored
cook eame allli lie Idly naked her
• • • E C., Connervative. who defeated and also the tomer drugstore. none
fiat II .n. Charles Dunning
la Rhea* la of whom knew. At lant she rang up
Legal action ie being taken I.y . •
lake States to (twee the city of Chile- 1330, Oita Mr. Bennett had personally a boo
„... contributed $750.000 to the semserve- aye her arid who, ishe was told, knows
lo and the State of Illinois to oberillhe tive party funds prior to the 11910 elee- everything etiold the wtre a seems&
lady," mil the bootlegger. Small patter
don. Trite, the same rumor wax all
around the lobbies of Parliament be- -Here yer.• • call up Murray 11111 2 -418 -
the Beartharriois. investigation, and atLe 71, lady ,phoited that number,
decree of the United States flu
Court on the di‘erslon of
If the Empire was listening for the
voice of South Huron, it heard it.
No need to ask if Monday's earth-
quake In South Huron was felt at 0t-
11,111.
Mr. Bennett would not talk to the
farmers; so the farmers of South
Huron talked to Mr. Bennett—with
The scientists of the Smithsonian In-
_eesser-seramesenosessestera-esseat Waskingtess...Aad that the
hawk has changed tittle In sixty
ye.ars. The 14altford Rage re-
- marks that crows, too, are much the
SHMe today es when he was a boy.
Preside.ot Hoover promisee further
tariff increases os farm products."—
Newapaper report. Mr. Hoover is as
slow as our Canadian protectionista
t 1710 learn that tariffa spell lose rather
than gain to agrieteture. However, it
Is not at all likely that Mr. Hoover
will have to redeem het promise. All
signs point to his defeat next month.
that this Pabrt _WU aced in
the treaty mead, entered *to 1K --
tweet *Ottawa Washington? The
iron Ofirtrtittreclv of mit. e Triad statement. '."4,61".1141•1115115: nes Arta, 'UMW anarlallehleessed Miser as wiles. wi
lions and leaves_ ,iinguarded a point of Election Not Probable
k lionaire with only a quarter that many
TatisTmIT Mid to have mode be- "Yee nee in the 18th District" said
fora the Meighen Club at Regina hringa somebod. ther • "Your eongressman
the Matter more prominently and de- is the lionorab'e John J. O'Connor."
lhalleil-nekro the public. The ;tension
mar hear *UM; &Meg
New Flater.—As everybody who
haa ed The Good Earth knows. the
Chinese •re great on garlic. They go
around with pieces of it, nibbling it
Blow and then. much as an 41ceideatal
will easoke a cigarette. This steins.
addiction of the Oriental to the con-
troversial vegetable gave two Ameri-
‘Spent is right), a Rig 311111oul'ionar
Idea once. It wa• r..,(hing Sens teen
Ohl: to make s ,hesiting gum with a
garlic flavor introduce it in Chola. and
There were four hundred_lell-_
*int to Africa -to hunt htg- Profit -a-
non untapped Chinamen Think a Itt
game and after he eame back tried his
the utmost Imporiance, for it is ainin- Just. here. some wiseacre' Predict hand at -stuffing a few of his trophies. Why, Wrigley had become a multimil-
. attacks
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Victoria Street
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Special
Boys' Corduroy Breeches
A strong and well -made
Breech foe fall atid winter
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Your choice of sizes 24 to
32, blue'or brown cordu-
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Boys' All -Wool Jiffy Sport
Windbreakers
in black, blue, green and
maroon. Sizes az
dantly evident that Chicago has no in- that Mr. King and the Opposit w
up most ef • glveotory building in potential customers.
lention of twits bound by any engage. talk II0 11111Ch about the Imperial Con-
ference trestle.% and high tariffs that Whitlock Aventte. the Bronx. People Teeteriner with the vastness of their
ments made at Warditngton.
Mr Bennett will call a sudden Ede(' bring 111 as kinds of animals to be project, the Meows. Jacobson anti
Spunt !sought out tbe firm of Weisberg
& Greenwald. consulting chemists
Coukl a hewing gam he made with
a 'garlic flavor' Weisberg & Green-
wald were at first dozed by the pro-
position but said finally they thought
it ccnild be done. Within a Short time
—eureka!—they sueeeeded in produc-
log • chewing gum, garlic flavor, al-
though in the process they had had
some complaints from their landlord
about odors permeating their floor. and
other floor"; of the Wilding. Jacobson
and Sprint were overjoyed and immedi-
ately ordered several pounds of it
Weisberg & Greenwald bought two
quarts- of oil of garlie (the equivalent
in odor of about teo tons of the vege-
table natural) end. using only a small
eraetiou of It, made up the initial or-
dea.Witt this. Jas. -obsess -masa Spent set
off jubilantly to cOlna. Weisberg &
Greenwald got' Teouple of gay potash;
from them ell route. The hoe came
trout an Oriental port. The Meters.
jseobeon and Splint were about to he -
gin the conversion of the Chineae, mil-
lions were in might ! That wee the last
Webber' & Greenwald ever heard of
•fl% an eninacelate clerk standing be
the Meagre. Jacobson and Splint. See -
hind the hotel desk, studying him nails,
oral bare gene Ity, Anent years.
Weisberg & Greenwald still have al-
most two quarts of oil of garlic. tight-
ly sealed. They've been afraid to open
it and pour it down the sink because of
the building oniperintendeot. If you
know anybody who could use It, he
euele boy It pretty cheap.
The Globe. commenting upon t
Smith Huron election, says It believes
the Prime Minieter bad no desire to see
the Oonferenee agreements made the
football of the eanrpaign. Mr. Ben-
nett then should have Intimated hie
wishes to hie Cabinet Ministers who
tried to make the Conferenee the chief
or sole istrue of Use contest
't The Stratford Reaeon-Herald says
that the free trade meMbeni of the
British Government who threw up
their John are "examples' of the type
ef Individnalw whet are temperament-
ally unfitted for Parliamentary life
and the huminens of public government
...Ifen who ere remixed In political
life should be flexible enough ehange
their views with changing elreum-
steor.es." Having. no politleal prin.
Helen itself, the 11.-11. Is eonvineed
that sobody elm, should bare them.
linnet for the opportnebst, the trim -
„mer and tim leg -roller! '
PMISPliebd Hydro tranesetiones has
team maw the evil spoil that worm
SWIM* lam was Ire op -
tion—take his came to the people. per- ( larked. A lady earl
if the Liberals %sin in South Huron Nips before Christmas! Times aren't 1 to look just the way ;the found it
it will give encouragement to ever?. auspicious for any Government these when It died—lying on its little
enemy of the Imperial Economic Con- days and It in said neither party has stomaeli;" an aetreen had her home
(cremes agreements throughout the the funds necessary to fight an election. mounted. looking the way she found
lik lv think twiee It when it lived. One man had a don -
world.—Lendon Free Press, October 1.
Probably The Free Press would like
to withdraw this and similar state-
ments made lo Its column); In its des -
rate attempt to Influence the South
Huron election. The voters of South
Huron were net giving any verdict
on the Imperial Conference, and if any been effectively answered by state-
mentn from the president of the Prince
false Impression goes abroad the Con- Albert Liberal Amociation to the effect
nervative press and tbe Conoervative that the Prinee Albert people feel that
'meeker' who trtitrto-make the Coe_ they are honored by haring Mr. Klug
-se their candidate and from Mr. King
Mr.
oftener. before he calla an elfrtion. key head made into a loudepeaker •t
South Huron showed that, with a ICIark's ; the mouth wag left open. In
straight party fight. the Coniserrativel a perpetimi heehaw. and the radio pro -
Government Is not eo popular. Igraine come out of that.
Recurrent rumors that Mr. King
will not meek re-election in hit; present First /114.—A learned professor
riding of Prince Albert. Sank., hare Came back chuckling the other day
from a convention of learned prole, -
sore held In Virginia at one of the
lwst known reeort hotels. He and sev-
eral oth,•rs were discussing an extreme-
-LY ebstruat *abject one afternoon In the
hotel lobby •nd were completely wound
highly teebnical point of fact came up.
There was disagreement about it, and
it was *Bled to settle the matter.
They all looked around, rather vague-
ly, for as encyclopedia. but didn't see
one Then a profeseor more alert to
ference an issue are reallffinitife
any mischief thet may remit
Canadian journallam has suffered a
distinct toes in the death of Mr. John
W. Eedy of St. Marrs. Mr. Eedy for
many years was the publisher of 'Fhe
himself that he wnl run or Pelmets -Al-
bert as long an the Liberian there want
him ao their candidate. Hon. Robert
Weir, Minister of Agrieulture. went
went out of his way to hit at Mr. King
in this very connection during the
South Huron by -elk -Bon.
The ehristenhm of the Prime 31in-
i•der'e nephew. William Richard Ben -
St. Marys Journal -Argus and since his
nett Julian Vere Herridae. five -months -
retirement some yearn ago he had !wen
old son of Hon. W. D. Heriidge. Can-
a regular contributor to thst paper, adian minister at Washington. and
which Is now conducted by hi! i44)n. Mee Herridge, formerly Miss Mildred
Mr. Lorne Eedy. With keen powers of Itenpett. was • notable event last Sun-
day at Chalmers; United church. with
Rev. Dr. John W. Woodolde officiating.
tional gifts as • writer, and his let- Rumor to again rife that Mr !baleen
tees to -The Journal -Argus from Cali- is to be married shortly, the name of
tattle, where of recent years he spent
were a valued feature of that paper.
Mo.- Lorne Eedy haa the sympathy of
hill confreres everywhere In the Ions
that ban come to him in the death of,
hIs father.
•
petite! places. Mr. Bennett 1. known
to he a very wealthy was and there
bag been a large-sized suspicion that
because of the MNIIIIP sit his dinposal
the Conservative party at the teat elec-
tion did not have to worry much about
eampaign funds. The other day In ad -
tin -wing • meeting •t Regina F. W.
Turnbull. K.C., member of the Hone.
of Commons from Regina. told hin
dienee that Mr Bennett tontributed
11750,000 to the Conservatire campaign
fund Not ro mnch wonder that the
party managers were in • prvaltion te
hermits Suitt* Claim. Mr. Bessett
a certain wealthy Montreal widow be-
ino mentioned this Ume. but as yet the
Prime IfInieter been1 made Ann 'an-
nouncement. Ottawa le excited even
by the rumor.
NOT SMRSOITS
(London, Eng., Daily Express)
A new ism* ham •risen In Europe
on which the public millet he informed:
In Germany to he allosved to arm, or
03,711111111 t0 forbkiden to arm?
What is the wet. course for un to fol-
low? We Mould keep out of this
muddle. We cannot prevent Germany
from arming; we should not forbid her
to do on. Franee and Germany will
fight again. Thal inevitable. Don't
let no get invMved In their quarrel.
Don't let us mend onr letta to fight nn
that front ;mein. Onr intermit' •re
not at wises. Osr aympsthies are not
aligned oil owe Ode nr the other. The
next wer is toeing pestered now Let
nn refits@ to take part in the peepers -
WHAT AR* THU THD1OS
What are She things that tnake tor
sat gt
Phone 3841 Goderich
and went up to him.
"Ix there an Encyclopedia Britannic,
in the motor he Inquired
The clerk was immediately all polite
attention and regret.
"There is not. air," he said. "But
what 1. It you wish to koowr
A Lacbj Tramkr-One of our young
sc:treme, prepared to leave for shork-
eompp nv work ki a New��ilasndl barn.
greet Having a
the "bate of galoshes. skiing sweaters,
packaged of old love letters, a deretrnns
tennis reegaet. and things like that.
Phe thing them foto an old trunk for
the none!. At the end of the none
she plowed the desk of the womin's
elab where the was tieing and *eked
to hav••' the porter sent np for her
trnak- rye wanted It stored for the
slimmer, To her dismay she was told
that the elnh wouldn't store the trunk.
In hm, dilemma it was the lady's
good foftsne to came across a Mend
who tole her to call np fled Chas. Ba-
th -mat Sank. 'They take rare of
tnmkl.' se id the, friend. The lady
didn't tdfeve It. bet Abe was desper-
ate. ■o4 Caned them np. "Certainly,
Madam" said the Chess* National
Rank, ''well take care of the trunk."
Rrtgbt pad early the snot attrning
an trmerest ear har=ed megMfieeetly
up to the door of the Mesh. 'startling
the can„ type. *tartllsg hystendera. The
four tread guards that ermine with ar-
mored gars stalked Into the building
end aftt)r tonne &slay were (erected
to theak Two of thein grasped
the ellndetrepe at sank end while t4
robot tek wile drew* pkeanla, nor A+ra
cIf rrtes+
ening sip from breakfast_
was cwsarnMnM7 tweeted
star. tee escorts climbed le
the door was slammed. said
My teems raoriel . enlist
4$110thittP."'-WhitioafISMOMPFilrititliff- Whit( ILLY -fiercer,"
eracy when entliinnalre can come
along. neaps* • whole party. aad got
Memel? elected Prieto Minister of the
A brother's friendly sidle.
What turns o' gold thy revalue gray?
A Sower beside ths, way
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geigguyer.--The setting of this story
thielobby of the Male Brox Tbeat
A gray-haleed matron of formidable
aspect who had &tread: beeri owe to
see this new-fanied hariequInade
called Of Thee I Sing. wax now minded
to sem it again and proffered three dol-
lars at the isexedlee. But thin lime
there was a further charge of 30 (onto.
She was about to deoonnee tine man-
agement as a iiet of (-rimiest' profiteers
wean the box-offiee man expained to
her wearily that the extra amount re-
presented her ',hare of the new amuse-
ment tax just voted by Congrese Thls
quieted even if it did not appease her.
While the line behind her grew rest-
less, she went proopeeting in her puree
for the meteenment demanded. As she
brought up the three dimes one by one.
her expreeidon wirs one of tight-lipped
dleapprerral, hut throughout the trans -
Leone ohe made only one comment.
It io that comment which I would
like to submit to Ruch dashing econ-
omists al John Maynard Keynee end
Stuart Chase "Well,” ehe saki se,-
er011,--and so 1 ponder her words. a
1st seems* to yawn at the feet of all
Wber it* conwerriel latest the experi-
ment To cell esenneracy -"Well. here's
poor old tax. Rut...11 you want to
NW* SI entIlloa.1 think the ii0114P1119-
" YeSrloWerc both
fee fine"
Joe Thompson and his wife were
glad when Gwen finished Business
College and got a good poeithsri in
the city. Rut Gwen was the lest of
the family and the house was retry
Then they found they coati call bar
on Long Dissance telephone for as .
litde u 30 caste. So now, every Prl-
and dw weekly talks make them all
feel beta.
Tbe smwaure of man In hie pet -
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