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Santa Clans Goes to the
Dentist
On Christmas eve Santa
was worried. "Oh no, what
will do! • I hnlw'
It's the Yuletide season. -
We hope yours is filled with
happy times, good friends,
brotherhood. Thanks, :all!
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have a few cavities but he
wasn't scared of all these
cookies. was going to the
dentist the day after Christ-
e—ma .
Santa was on his way. The
first house he lost one tooth
and the second house he lost
two teeth. At the third house
Santa said • have lots of
money, from the fairy if this
keeps 'up,
When he got to the sixth
house-he-said, "I can't take
it. It's too'hard to eat. I don't
have any teeth." I'm lucky
the dentist is open until
midnight, thought Santa.
What time is it? It 'was ' 10
o'clock p.m. I've got lots of
time! I'll go• to some more
houses,
Now ' it was 11.45 p.m.
Santa said sure enough, I'll
have to, go the dentist When
he got to the dentist he
phoned his maid. Her, name
was Grezelda. Santa told her
to run the sleigh. She said
000kkk. By the time she was
dressed and out then it was 5
o'clock a.m. Santa got home
and she was still dressing so
Santa went with her.
Brad Murray,
Grade 3, Kinloss Central.
Fred Schmid. Metalcraft
The Christmas That. Santa
VVas Sick
Once upon a time.' Santa
said I think I'm sick. There is
only one thingto do. Tell you
what you w w
have to take the toys to the
kids this year. I won't be able
to 'carry that big thing", you
know I won't. Half of the
reindeer are sick. What shall
I do? Should I get a• horse or
what? ',won't be able to get
ro every pees—" y won
you -be able to? You're as
strong as me and you know
that.
Okay , you're sick and to-
morrow's Christmas. I guess
I'll have to. I guess I'll have
to get some polar bears. Bye
I'm off to get some polar
bears. I got the polar bears.
It's night time. Goodnight.
Giddy up you dumb things.
Aaaa don't push backWard#
you're breaking the sleigh
you dumb thingil •YOU htOke
the sleigh and you won't
work. I211—have—to—pu4---th
sleigh Ogether. let you go
and ,let the other half of the
reindeer pull me. Go back to
your home :polar bears! .At
least I'm finished with every-
body. I'm going home.
Cailin Rachel Clarke,
Grade 2, Kinloss Central.
The Unlucky Christmas
Once upon a time, there
was a fat man named St.
Nicholas. Once he had: to fix
his sleigh. "Ow, a nut is
missing,. shucks!"
After he fixed it he ripped
his pants. Mrs. Santa 'Claus
fixed them.
That night he was up in the
sky when Rudolph's nose
broke. He could not see, so
Ms toys dropped all over the
street. A policeman gave him
a litter ticket and a light
bulb. When he 'went down
the chimney he broke it!. He
got another litter ticket and a'
diet form. And that new nut,
it got lost too.
When he came back he
said, -"I'm going to retire
next year," and he did! The
End.
Nicky Doelman,
Grade 3, Kinloss Central.
Santa Can't Come to Every
House!
The night before Christ-
mas Santa was getting' ready
for Christmas. Santa did
Peace.
a fun filled holiday: IleSt
wishes for a ,cheery and blessed
season to Our very
special friends.
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Grhese young carolers are bubbling with •
happy Yuletide wishes for you . . . from
us. Our merry thanks to all!
Christmas
Christmas is the time of year,
When you should bring good
cheer.
In a manger, there he lay,
A Christ Child in the hay.
Jim Jurjens,
LucknOw Christian School.
give me chocelate chip cook- .
ies I am allergic to them."
'When they were: ready
they said, Good-hye te Corn ,
et, cleaning the sink. Off
they went. Rudolph "tried to
light his nose, but it wouldn't
work.
said Rud-
olph, "My nose • won't
work!"
"Try hard!' said Santa.
"Got it!" Off again!
Every house had cookies
and one had chocolate chips
and Santa didn't notice. All
his teeth fell out and they all
got' rotten. '
"Oh 'no! I have to.go to the
dentist," said , Santa. So
Santa went to the north pole
and told Mrs. Santa. She
took over and Santa had to
tell what he did and where to
go. Santa went to the dentist
and it hurt and he wanted to
gol home. And that's how
Santa discovered that .going
to the dentist wasn't very
funny.
Jennifer Stanley,
Grade 3, Kinloss Central.
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we celebrate and
remember the true
meaning of this
holy day. Thanks.
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